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Tony Edwards Vote score: 30283Tony Edwards

A jar too many.

06/08/19 11:10:24

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4969The Wolf

Door Matt

06/08/19 11:40:35

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4969The Wolf

“…and then I said, f*ck Health and Safety, I don’t need a hard hat”

06/08/19 11:00:16

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6211Dave Bryan

''Don't give him any more to drink. He's nearly over the threshold.''

06/08/19 14:56:34

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5268Stephen Bean

Napsody in Blue

06/08/19 11:17:55

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5816Greg Curtis

Urban Sprawl

06/08/19 12:01:50

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5268Stephen Bean

Cause of death... cyan-ide

06/08/19 11:04:45

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4969The Wolf

"Ian, the foreign women in the office aren't going to fall for your email telling them it's 'National wear no knickers to work' day"

06/08/19 11:15:12

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7296Chris Keegan

Apparently Del Boy was leaning against it and the next minute....

06/08/19 11:08:09

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4003Lucky Elperro

After 207 convictions for photographic upskirting, Jimmy still hadn't got the hang of subtlety.

06/08/19 18:47:34

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 491Generic RedHead

"I don't know what happened, the last thing i remember was looking at my phone bill"

06/08/19 17:45:45

 
Joe Vote score: 1608Joe

‘Hello, Avon falling!’

06/08/19 17:25:54

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1363Scrappy Doo

That should send a message to the other Jehovah's Witnesses.

06/08/19 13:52:27

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5816Greg Curtis

"In a nice neighborhood, there's a doorman; in MY neighborhood?......"

06/08/19 11:52:55

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9576Vanessa the Guesser

Royal Male on strike again?

06/08/19 11:31:52

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2814Stu Dent

It was a doorstep challenge and he lost

06/08/19 11:06:36

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2814Stu Dent

Out cold caller

06/08/19 11:00:27

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7296Chris Keegan

I see Julie's invited that mechanic around again.

06/08/19 11:00:24

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2814Stu Dent

Drunk Mail

06/08/19 11:00:08

 
Scrunchy Doo Vote score: 1363Scrunchy Doo

Must be some 12 step program.

06/08/19 23:47:18

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4003Lucky Elperro

All meetings of alcoholics Anonymous usually have a greeter to welcome newcomers.

06/08/19 18:48:29

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 338Charles Gilbert

Well that came out of the blue...

06/08/19 18:03:19

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4824C CaMel

Things got violet.

06/08/19 16:00:47

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4742Vivvy En

Oh dear... He's in a bit of a jamb

06/08/19 16:00:08

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4824C CaMel

'Socialising with the boss can open doors.'

06/08/19 15:45:51

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5159Paul Reeve

One drunken husband.
One angry wife.
One frying pan.
One outcome.

06/08/19 15:37:33

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 849Carey Sutton

Flatmate

06/08/19 14:53:31

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1363Scrappy Doo

Dabbey Road

06/08/19 13:45:08

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19632John Glover

Kevin said his wife always treats him like a doormat.

06/08/19 13:15:43

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19632John Glover

Wayne sleep.

06/08/19 13:13:02

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4742Vivvy En

Footfall on the street was at an all time low

06/08/19 12:02:28

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5816Greg Curtis

"That day, he reached a low point...and he stayed there."

06/08/19 11:58:12

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5816Greg Curtis

Down & Outside

06/08/19 11:56:57

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 768Willie Johnson

Are you down? Are you feeling blue?
You've slipped and hit your head?
It's because you've got no tread...
left on the bottom of your shoe.

06/08/19 11:28:26

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Molly R Vote score: 1200Molly R

She won't let me any farther in until I have my knees tattooed royal blue.

06/08/19 11:25:46

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 768Willie Johnson

You think you put on sneakers, but they turned out to be slippers.

06/08/19 11:17:37

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Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3290Karyn Harrison

Jack was prone to fainting fits.

06/08/19 11:14:11

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37726Welsh Rarebit

Wedgie Kray Jnr

06/08/19 11:08:07

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4969The Wolf

I hate it when people from UKIP knock on my door, you can never get rid of them.

06/08/19 11:01:27

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30283Tony Edwards

Down and out

06/08/19 11:01:15

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4969The Wolf

I like to think that I’m a ‘glass half full’ sort of person. For example, every week we hear of the crisis on the High Street, with retailers going bust leaving people unemployed and potentially homeless. On the plus side, more shop doorways are available.

06/08/19 11:00:58

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5268Stephen Bean

"Zzzzzzzzzz"

06/08/19 11:00:44

 
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