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"Ok, now Id like you to crab-walk meaningfully over the plank, whilst giving me that youre not really a professional photographer, are you? look."
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Michael Winner Vote score: 22224Michael Winner

"Ok, now I'd like you to crab-walk meaningfully over the plank, whilst giving me that 'you're not really a professional photographer, are you?' look."

29/09/19 12:10:26

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4317The Wolf

That's the last time I protest for the environment by gluing myself to a bench, thought Karen, outside the tattoo artist training school.

29/09/19 12:48:11

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7319Mr Dome

It was a miracle how Belinda survived after 6 giant Swan Vestas struck her in the chest

29/09/19 15:44:32

 
sarah solway sarah solway

When reading the brochure, it wasn't quite the roof terrace she imagined.

01/10/19 9:11:17

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9429Neil Mackenzie

Dave got a stalk on looking at this pink lady.

30/09/19 6:18:12

 
stone face Vote score: 5286stone face

"Get your tats out for the lads."

29/09/19 13:37:25

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 315Charles Gilbert

Stephanie from Lazytown has fallen on hard times.

29/09/19 15:35:31

 
Poxy Jock Vote score: 71Poxy Jock

If her partner could wear a wolf's head, sit on a windowsill, and look at the street below then, damn it, so could she

29/09/19 14:27:56

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1150Scrijjy Doo

C#nt on a Hot Tin Roof

29/09/19 13:01:49

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7319Mr Dome

Wipe your nose luv

29/09/19 12:35:49

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9088Vanessa the Guesser

At least she has her pole dancing to fall back on.

29/09/19 12:27:33

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2800Karyn Harrison

Inky Pinky Planky

29/09/19 12:25:44

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36931Welsh Rarebit

♪ Lily the Ink ♪

29/09/19 12:11:41

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5802Hercules Rockefeller

She's just grateful that her eyes aren't pink.

29/09/19 12:07:01

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36931Welsh Rarebit

The Pink Panter

29/09/19 12:00:20

 
stone face Vote score: 5286stone face

She just found out she is pregnant to her heavily tattooed boyfriend. Asked if she knew what she was having, she replied "I have a little inkling."

29/09/19 13:39:53

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5607Glyn Evans

Ancient proverb says "Woman who walks barefoot along wall avoids broken glass on pavement".

29/09/19 12:54:56

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2800Karyn Harrison

Shady lady

29/09/19 12:54:25

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2800Karyn Harrison

Dyeing for a tan

29/09/19 12:36:12

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20892Ian Skelding

Back stain

29/09/19 12:21:11

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29911Tony Edwards

Surfbored

29/09/19 12:10:40

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2547Stu Dent

Gothic Revival

29/09/19 12:09:28

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20892Ian Skelding

Ruby didn't' really get planking.

29/09/19 12:09:03

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5673Greg Curtis

Does anyone else find these "abstract photos" incredibly sexy?

29/09/19 12:05:36

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6613Chris Keegan

There's little wonder to why she's been left on the shelf.

29/09/19 12:00:16

 
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