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It was a great shame about old John. He kicked the bucket getting into the bath.
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Dave Bryan Vote score: 5068Dave Bryan

''It was a great shame about old John. He kicked the bucket getting into the bath.''

07/09/19 12:05:45

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 245Anna Caddy

Martha had given up asking Ned to clean the bath after his shifts at the Ribena factory

07/09/19 12:38:10

 
stone face Vote score: 4797stone face

Single room flat- bath/bed toilet and a chair
£880 pcm ..London

07/09/19 18:40:48

 
stone face Vote score: 4797stone face

Bill Rockwell is a tit.

07/09/19 18:38:27

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With apologies to Mr. Rockwell, this made me laugh so it's only fair I vote for it. --Glad You Remember
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3897Stephen Bean

Anonymous tip-off leads captioneers to anon's hideout.

07/09/19 12:07:29

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1035Scrijjy Doo

Trump Hotels suck.

08/09/19 2:29:48

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4404Vivvy En

♪ Only the crumbliest, flakiest choc- ♪ "CUT!"
"Get your kit on, luv...we're gonna need a new set."

07/09/19 15:18:26

 
Lee Hauxwell Vote score: 194Lee Hauxwell

When viewing his Cricket box you understand why John Silver was called Long John.

07/09/19 14:28:25

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22122Michael Winner

Sometimes you can put too much rust into 'rustic'.

07/09/19 13:26:46

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2583James Lennox

"I remember how I used to take baths in an old tin tub, my grandmother would sit, rock, rock, rocking in her old rocking chair, watch, watch, watching me ..."

"Honey, stop talking to yourself, it's time for your psychiatrist appointment."

07/09/19 12:27:18

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12891Dan Nicholls

The Queen was not best pleased about post-Brexit bath time.

07/09/19 12:11:35

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9318Neil Mackenzie

Brilliant stuff that paint stripper, dissolved the thick layers of paint on the floor boards, the chair, the walls even took the old enamel off the bath. I’m off to the Houses of Parliament to see if it can dissolve Parliament!

08/09/19 7:20:17

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1035Scrijjy Doo

The Bathyscrape

08/09/19 0:04:19

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 413Willie Johnson

Am I late to the house warming party?

07/09/19 21:53:53

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22122Michael Winner

"Oh no, that's just for the show- at home we just can't be arsed", said Kim and Aggie.

07/09/19 14:50:22

 
Lee Hauxwell Vote score: 194Lee Hauxwell

SatNav is on the blink, I wanted Porsche Bath

07/09/19 14:31:39

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8780Vanessa the Guesser

I wasn't that impressed with the Val Doonican museum.

07/09/19 14:17:56

 
Lee Hauxwell Vote score: 194Lee Hauxwell

The Redneck bobsleigh team were disqualified after they banned Jo

07/09/19 14:01:01

 
Lee Hauxwell Vote score: 194Lee Hauxwell

I NEED to find out where they sell Jaffa cakes that big

07/09/19 13:59:14

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2630Karyn Harrison

The bathtub where Jim Morrison expired almost fifty years ago is still a crowd-puller.

07/09/19 12:59:10

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2630Karyn Harrison

In order to carry on captioning after being made redundant, anon had to make some sacrifices.

07/09/19 12:06:50

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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12891Dan Nicholls

Estate agent training 101. Sell this as a self contained bedsit with wet room.

07/09/19 12:03:57

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6208Chris Keegan

A new bathroom is high on the list with my lottery win this evening.

07/09/19 12:01:48

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Got me again. I might not be the quickest voter, but at least this proves I read captions right to the bottom. --James Lennox
Michael Winner Vote score: 22122Michael Winner

"...and whoooo lives in a house like aaarrrggghhh! Not the chainsaw, please!"

07/09/19 13:25:47

 
larry G. Vote score: 1343larry G.

And here’s a nice freshly painted one bucket one bath apartment for rent.

07/09/19 13:25:28

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19304John Glover

"We really ought to tidy up."
"Relax, mum and dad aren't due back from holiday until the weekend."

07/09/19 13:06:31

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29751Tony Edwards

Soon after this photo was taken the occupant struck gold.

07/09/19 13:01:15

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2583James Lennox

Back in the good old days before TV it just made sense to combine the bathroom with the entertainment area.

07/09/19 12:58:36

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7104Mr Dome

After being such a massive hit in the 80's on TV and pantomime, things turned sour for them and they live in poverty but at least the Krankies can still share bathtime

07/09/19 12:49:42

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4966Paul Reeve

Luckily for Dave the roof leaked, so when it rained he could take a shower if he didn’t fancy a bath.

07/09/19 12:45:38

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5068Dave Bryan

''I'll take the room. It's difficult to get accommodation on the site.''

07/09/19 12:44:49

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29751Tony Edwards

As lived in by Boomtown Rats.

07/09/19 12:38:03

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4594C CaMel

I wouldn't like to go in there.

07/09/19 12:35:28

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2630Karyn Harrison

"But it's the latest in shabby chic!" exclaims a bemused Anna Ryder-Richardson after another homeowner bursts into tears on Changing Rooms.

07/09/19 12:35:14

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 245Anna Caddy

This year, I’m going on a fraycation

07/09/19 12:31:01

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5068Dave Bryan

Garret Homes

07/09/19 12:24:26

 
Mark England Vote score: 15225Mark England

The estate agent said that the bedroom had an En-suite. I'd call it an En-sour

07/09/19 12:08:53

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 413Willie Johnson

He likes to do all his work in the medium of peeling paint and paint chips.

07/09/19 12:02:22

 
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