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Stephen Bean Vote score: 12348Stephen Bean

Here slums the bride

15/07/19 8:03:50

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6387James Lennox

Bridled with his impending doom, Derek had little choice but to chew his own hand off.

15/07/19 10:43:12

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2565Trace Sarge

Common law wife

15/07/19 8:39:24

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4551Stu Dent

Gown and out

15/07/19 8:28:20

 
Molly R Vote score: 2168Molly R

Miss Havisham enjoys a rare day out at the zoo.

15/07/19 8:00:14

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10298Mr Dome

'I've just shagged Michael Jackson'

15/07/19 10:11:47

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Yes but what's your caption?  --Troompa Loompa
Tony Edwards Vote score: 32676Tony Edwards

Bridal clown

15/07/19 9:31:06

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19126Troompa Loompa

You could smell her bouquet from the back of the church.

15/07/19 10:34:54

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8850The Wolf

New Health and Safety advice warns of the dangers of near misses

15/07/19 9:21:29

 
stone face Vote score: 8226stone face

"Where's the bride?"

"She's just having a shite in the back, vicar."

15/07/19 8:47:23

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9491Chris Keegan

To have and to hold...up.

15/07/19 8:42:52

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

"Some Honeymoon!"

16/07/19 17:53:14

 
Poxy Jock Vote score: 86Poxy Jock

pussy in boots

15/07/19 15:51:12

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5966Tosser Wivlov

"Margot, you know when your Mom said I could invite as many guests as I like as she had allowed me a large allotment."

15/07/19 14:35:33

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10298Mr Dome

Brideshed Revisited

15/07/19 14:18:46

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 2774Scrappy Doo

At least she's wearing rubbers.

15/07/19 14:17:46

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20964John Glover

"I love these come as you are parties."

15/07/19 14:09:49

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20964John Glover

"Silly bugger Alan is, he is always saying I think more of my gardening than I do him."

15/07/19 14:08:23

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20964John Glover

"The groom? oh he's in A&E. I was so pissed, that when he got it out, I thought it was a mushroom, and I always peel 'em before I eat ,em."

15/07/19 12:57:48

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 1007Sam Cass

"It's not just small, nan. It's also sooo thin. I can't do this."

15/07/19 12:08:53

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2565Trace Sarge

"Do you take this man...I doss"

15/07/19 11:59:45

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19126Troompa Loompa

Squatter's rites

15/07/19 11:52:14

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6387James Lennox

"I'm all ready for me wedding. Just need to find meself a groom."

15/07/19 10:41:53

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13302Vanessa the Guesser

The agency assured me all brides were vetted.

15/07/19 9:49:41

 
The Wolf Vote score: 8850The Wolf

"You may now kiss the bride...but sex should be avoided without a condom"

15/07/19 9:19:01

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11088Neil Mackenzie

🎵These boots were made for walking, and that’s just what they’ll do. When I walk down the isle with You. Are you ready boots because I’m not.🎵

15/07/19 9:08:14

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19126Troompa Loompa

ET arrested for groping bride.

15/07/19 9:02:58

 
stone face Vote score: 8226stone face

There's allotment by taking those wedding vows, you know.

15/07/19 8:48:43

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 19126Troompa Loompa

Princess Diana knew early on that marrying Charles was a mistake.

15/07/19 8:46:00

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

''Has the best man finished that f*cking speech yet?''

15/07/19 8:41:18

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

I came here to do a bit of weeding after the ceremony and then I lost the plot.

15/07/19 8:31:24

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13302Vanessa the Guesser

I only married her for the bootleg.

15/07/19 8:26:43

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

Another American country legend rolls off the production line.

15/07/19 8:18:48

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4115Crunchy Chords

Sometimes it's just nice to slip out for a few minutes and get away from all the wellie-wishers.

15/07/19 8:15:09

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4551Stu Dent

The Jeremy Kyle show promised me a wedding special and I'm not moving until I get compo

15/07/19 8:10:39

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12348Stephen Bean

"She looked like a princess. 5 minutes after I said 'I do' and…."

15/07/19 8:09:07

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Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

Charlie Dimmock gets married.

15/07/19 8:07:35

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1900Willie Johnson

Not what I expected when I googled "Marriage Boot Camp".

15/07/19 8:06:15

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1900Willie Johnson

Meet the bride and the groom.

15/07/19 8:03:49

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

"What could I do? She was the only one aveilable."

15/07/19 8:03:15

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

The bride to pee

15/07/19 8:00:49

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6387James Lennox

My Russian bride wasn't exactly what the internet ad had promised.

15/07/19 8:00:22

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 11824Dave Bryan

Married bliss

15/07/19 8:00:16

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12348Stephen Bean

Something rolled, some fling new, some ring borrowed, something blue as soon as the next bloke comes along.

15/07/19 8:00:05

 
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