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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"Kiss and make-up?"

01/08/19 20:00:04

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6630The Wolf

"Hi Steve, are you enjoying the Kiss concert?"
"Not really, everyone here looks awesome except me. I can't believe you made me wear a pink T-Shirt and blue shorts"

01/08/19 20:20:17

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1178Willie Johnson

♪♪ I feel pretty
Oh, so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and bright! ♪♪

01/08/19 20:09:25

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Ron  Allan Vote score: 5463Ron Allan

"Yeah, took the cardboard Ducati out for its first spin this morning..think the brakes need adjusting as It veered through the coal yard and I ended up on my arse in the flour mill"

01/08/19 22:23:36

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2538Trace Sarge

Kiss me, Kate

01/08/19 21:03:56

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22802Michael Winner

"That Dave Prentice was annoying me again, so I ended up humouring him and looked through his stupid binoculars."

01/08/19 20:41:19

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8929Mr Dome

How's the chimney sweeping going at the bakery Dave?

01/08/19 20:32:47

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10853Vanessa the Guesser

Kohl minors

01/08/19 20:13:53

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10853Vanessa the Guesser

Kiss, my ass

01/08/19 20:05:33

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

Come on let's makeup

02/08/19 11:18:03

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 487Tiny Alien

Come on Batman, don't worry about it, he propably doesn't even know Kiss

02/08/19 8:08:25

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1897Scrappy Doo

You find all sorts at Cutters & Overeaters meetings.

02/08/19 5:31:34

 
Lee Hauxwell Vote score: 196Lee Hauxwell

I've just finished a run of Henry V at The Globe.
So, what's my inspiration with this, dahling?

01/08/19 23:58:19

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

"L'Oréal Paris - Because You're Gothic."

01/08/19 21:56:50

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6342Hercules Rockefeller

"Too bad your tongue isn't nearly as impressive as Gene's."

01/08/19 21:21:15

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5359Paul Reeve

“Stop clowning around Dave, have you got a light or not?”

01/08/19 20:57:19

 
stone face Vote score: 6933stone face

"Dave, you do realise Kiss are one of the shittest bands ever..I mean ever."

01/08/19 20:52:17

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 175Madeline Charlton

HEAVY metal Kiss.

01/08/19 20:43:29

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10853Vanessa the Guesser

I can see what the problem is. A faulty Gene.

01/08/19 20:40:46

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7977Dave Bryan

Shoppers run for cover as city centre is hit by a plague of Goths.

01/08/19 20:40:22

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20113John Glover

"Of course I love you, I shagged you didn't I?"

01/08/19 20:40:06

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20113John Glover

"I can't, I've got a headache, and my hair needs washing."

01/08/19 20:35:21

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10165Neil Mackenzie

Why do you wear so much make up?
To cover mascara up.

01/08/19 20:23:25

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8184Chris Keegan

"You so wanna see my new scooter!"

01/08/19 20:22:22

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8184Chris Keegan

"Kiss me"
- "Hardly!"

01/08/19 20:21:13

 
James Lennox Vote score: 4906James Lennox

"My favourite band? Um ... well ... give me a minute ... um ..."

01/08/19 20:19:37

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6630The Wolf

"Dave, I'm late for work, where's my f*cking make up?"

01/08/19 20:16:31

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6630The Wolf

"Sorry love, I might be a goth, depressed, eager to face death and obsessed with Satan, but I'm still not sh*gging a fat girl"

01/08/19 20:12:39

 
Mark England Vote score: 16026Mark England

..and that was the last time that Bill asked his make-up artist girlfriend to give him a kiss

01/08/19 20:05:37

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21536Ian Skelding

Goth-am City

01/08/19 20:02:02

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

A kiss-me-quick Pat

01/08/19 20:00:43

 
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