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Stu Dent Vote score: 3398Stu Dent

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23/06/19 12:01:48

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Must be getting old, fifth time I've looked at this, just got it. --John Glover
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Baits Motel

23/06/19 12:04:08

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Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

It was meant to be a school.

23/06/19 14:07:04

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10148Neil Mackenzie

Multi-storey Carp Ark.

23/06/19 12:00:11

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Just go with Multi-storey Carp Ark, it doesn't need the intro :) --Michael Winner
The Wolf Vote score: 6546The Wolf

"It has just been refurbished, they completely gutted it"

23/06/19 12:14:17

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22763Michael Winner

It's rated five starfish.

23/06/19 12:47:17

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3398Stu Dent

The Bass Western Hotel

23/06/19 12:00:24

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8175Chris Keegan

They were fully booked, I was gutted

23/06/19 12:19:57

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 604Generic RedHead

"Alexa, show me a large plaice to stay in."

24/06/19 1:48:58

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

Let me show you our bass of operations.

23/06/19 12:21:37

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17077Troompa Loompa

Premier Fin as advertised by Blenny Henry.

23/06/19 12:08:55

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 349Gavin Smithers

Work continues on the wing design of the Boeing 737 max.

23/06/19 15:40:45

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Dorychester Hotel

23/06/19 12:18:14

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2538Trace Sarge

One stay and you're hooked!

23/06/19 12:13:48

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

They gutted it last year.

24/06/19 12:08:26

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1891Scrappy Doo

Vegans Not Welcome

24/06/19 2:58:11

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6055Greg Curtis

"They have an UNBELIEVABLE 'grouper rate.' "

23/06/19 15:16:49

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6055Greg Curtis

The AmBASSador

23/06/19 15:12:35

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 7797Stephen Bean

"I've not been there since they put up the pisces."

23/06/19 14:29:49

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

Not bad, cod be better.

23/06/19 14:10:16

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

So this is the new building I've been herring about!

23/06/19 14:09:20

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5231Vivvy En

It's way too big - they can't fillet

23/06/19 13:55:06

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8895Mr Dome

Bird's Eye head offish

23/06/19 13:50:45

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20105John Glover

Noah was really hedging his bets this time around.

23/06/19 13:12:39

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4582Kenny Ireland

Flatfish.

23/06/19 12:54:48

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20105John Glover

Used for overnight stays by various kippers.

23/06/19 12:50:57

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 17077Troompa Loompa

Where Salmon Rushdie went into hiding.

23/06/19 12:24:08

 
stone face Vote score: 6926stone face

They're a dab hand at making your stay brill.

23/06/19 12:21:46

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10797Vanessa the Guesser

I love holidaying in Whales.

23/06/19 12:12:14

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Shoaliday Inn Express

23/06/19 12:00:41

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

A room with a "phew"

23/06/19 12:00:10

 
Alasdair Kerr Alasdair Kerr

" Yep its great for his hustings tour and easy to fly I call it the Boris Blimp.."

26/06/19 1:58:44

 
Joe Vote score: 1609Joe

🎵 Welcome to the Hotel California. Such a lovely plaice (such a lovely plaice)...🎵

24/06/19 13:10:43

 
Joe Vote score: 1609Joe

Holiday Fin

24/06/19 9:06:49

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1142Karen Oakenfull

Finland is a very literal country.

24/06/19 7:44:41

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21523Ian Skelding

"This place is my gillty pleasure."

23/06/19 16:27:39

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21523Ian Skelding

"Surely the surrounding areas should've been monoblock."
"What have they done instead?"
"Chips."

23/06/19 16:23:50

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4582Kenny Ireland

Ocean Terminal.

23/06/19 15:54:48

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 349Gavin Smithers

Manchester City's commemorative statue of Bert Trautmann

23/06/19 15:47:22

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 349Gavin Smithers

The Old Trafford carp-orate hospitality suite- where Roy Keane spotted the prawn sandwich brigade.

23/06/19 15:44:44

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 458Lawrence Day

Everyone get aboard the flood is coming.

23/06/19 15:27:39

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2538Trace Sarge

The Findenburg Hotel...The idea never got off the ground

23/06/19 15:21:08

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5231Vivvy En

I wouldn't book in there. They're about to go belly up.

23/06/19 14:41:18

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6249Glyn Evans

Soon will be the day when the almighty sky fish will ascend to the clouds - and lo and behold we will prove the age of the airship is not dead.

23/06/19 14:09:36

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5354Paul Reeve

“I got a great deal through hooking.com.”

23/06/19 13:59:08

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4582Kenny Ireland

The Marlin Hotel.

23/06/19 12:57:18

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4582Kenny Ireland

Sea listed building.

23/06/19 12:52:49

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4582Kenny Ireland

A large edifishe.

23/06/19 12:43:05

 
stone face Vote score: 6926stone face

The room was dim and I woke up with a terrible haddock.

23/06/19 12:34:26

 
stone face Vote score: 6926stone face

I thought it was a load of pollocks.

23/06/19 12:30:49

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30947Tony Edwards

Bespike hotel

23/06/19 12:29:58

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30947Tony Edwards

Codthorne

23/06/19 12:21:30

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8895Mr Dome

Penis envy

23/06/19 12:16:31

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2538Trace Sarge

"Enjoyed my stay but nothing to trout about"

23/06/19 12:06:09

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2538Trace Sarge

Sea view included

23/06/19 12:02:07

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7901Dave Bryan

''They removed my insides to build luxury flats. I was gutted.''

23/06/19 12:01:06

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