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James Lennox Vote score: 2059James Lennox

"I think I just ruined our right of return on these pants."

01/07/19 8:24:01

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2438Trace Sarge

"Wish I never asked for a lift now"

01/07/19 8:27:36

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2438Trace Sarge

Fool Runnings

01/07/19 8:24:08

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 155Willie Johnson

The real trouble comes not in twos, but in trees.

01/07/19 13:31:38

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5565Greg Curtis

"...READY TO HIT THE LODGE?..."

01/07/19 11:26:16

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19038John Glover

Sister sledged.

01/07/19 10:41:49

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16328Troompa Loompa

Afrodizzyact

01/07/19 9:56:29

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21865Michael Winner

I love the Dignitas-sponsored events.

01/07/19 8:13:54

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8299Vanessa the Guesser

Which clown fitted ejector seats on Santa's sleigh?

01/07/19 8:11:40

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4293Dave Bryan

Forest Jump

01/07/19 8:00:36

 
Dot Old Vote score: 522Dot Old

Sledgehammered

01/07/19 8:00:09

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1759Crunchy Chords

Who allowed the entry from "Jamaican Bob's Sleigh Team"?

02/07/19 7:30:34

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9194Neil Mackenzie

Have a launch.

02/07/19 5:10:15

 
larry G. Vote score: 1259larry G.

"Please fasten seat belts-Turbulence ahead."

01/07/19 15:11:29

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 426Barrie Bullock

Slay ride.

01/07/19 14:06:51

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 155Willie Johnson

Keep on truckin'.

01/07/19 13:39:24

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6710Mr Dome

Not sure those airbags will be of much use

01/07/19 12:02:26

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Leroy Brown Vote score: 7760Leroy Brown

Sled Zepplin

01/07/19 11:08:09

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 594Carey Sutton

Those Jamaicans look really cold

01/07/19 10:52:30

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 446Lawrence Day

Life went downhill after buying new sledge.

01/07/19 10:29:30

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4293Dave Bryan

''This is disgraceful, Geoffrey. The West Indies are sledging again.''

01/07/19 8:54:42

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5458Glyn Evans

The Sleightrix

01/07/19 8:48:19

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 155Willie Johnson

"I meant to do that."

01/07/19 8:40:57

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16328Troompa Loompa

"See, I told you not to have that extra portion of baked beans with your fried breakfast."

01/07/19 8:30:29

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Stephen Bean Vote score: 3051Stephen Bean

Twoboggoffaning

01/07/19 8:22:35

 
stone face Vote score: 4277stone face

"So was your wife keen representing a North American country in the winter Olympics?"
"Alaska."
"Thanks. It'd be nice to know."
(Thankfully, the cryogenics centre had plenty of frozen 1970's jokes to choose from.)

01/07/19 8:20:32

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2059James Lennox

"I told you helium balloons was a mistake."

01/07/19 8:16:27

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4293Dave Bryan

''You didn't fix the breaks properly.''
''I'm sorry but there's no point getting up in the air about it.''

01/07/19 8:05:03

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2059James Lennox

You can tell the Jamaican bobsled team are scared shitless by the colour they've turned.

01/07/19 8:04:11

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16328Troompa Loompa

The physics of hairstyles to help you to toboggan faster - Afrodynamics.

01/07/19 8:37:16

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16328Troompa Loompa

"Okay, on the count of 3 turn the love eggs up to 11."

01/07/19 8:33:33

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 864Spycenwolf

Bob(Marley)sled.

01/07/19 8:33:23

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8299Vanessa the Guesser

Spreddie Eagled

01/07/19 8:32:16

 
stone face Vote score: 4277stone face

"So my wife wasn't keen representing a Carribean country in the winter Olympics."
"Jamaica."
"Of course? It was my best chance of a medal."
(This caption was cryogenically frozen in the 1970's)

01/07/19 8:13:39

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I think this subject should be frozen. --Molly R
Dot Old Vote score: 522Dot Old

Just harried

01/07/19 8:11:12

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4293Dave Bryan

''I told you not to overfeed those dogs.''

01/07/19 8:08:58

 
stone face Vote score: 4277stone face

Oh my, what a terrifying, scary sight. I pity the people who had to witness them flying passed, probably scarred for life by the image.
But that's enough about those trousers, I wonder how they got on in the race?

01/07/19 8:07:28

 
Molly R Vote score: 899Molly R

Quick, hop aboard - there won't be another one along for ages.

01/07/19 8:01:08

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35972Welsh Rarebit

Piste off!

01/07/19 8:00:18

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3051Stephen Bean

Fast with flying colours

01/07/19 8:00:04

 
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