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John  Glover Vote score: 19317John Glover

"Strange, when we had it in our front room, nobody ever mentioned it or commented about it."

11/07/19 21:38:09

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5132Dave Bryan

''Welcome aboard. Don't worry, I won't charge you.''

11/07/19 20:01:02

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1058Scrappy Doo

Horton Hires A Ho

11/07/19 20:25:32

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3944Stephen Bean

Helmer the Elephant

11/07/19 20:09:58

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16557Troompa Loompa

"1st left, then 2nd on the right, 5th on the left, 4th right, followed by 3rd on the right, 2nd left, past the Anne Frank House, 4th on the left, 2nd on the right and finally 2nd left. The tour company gave me the job after the previous guy, Billy the Goldfish, kept forgetting the route."

11/07/19 21:12:22

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20835Ian Skelding

Tuskany

11/07/19 20:02:46

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 270Charles Gilbert

Look at me. Look at me...

I am the captain now.

12/07/19 5:01:19

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6241Chris Keegan

"Shouldn't there be two? I Noah left something behind..."

11/07/19 20:51:50

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3944Stephen Bean

"I'm sick of being paid bloody peanuts."

11/07/19 20:08:03

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5132Dave Bryan

''I'm sorry folks, I've forgotten how to start the engine.''
''Dumbo.''

11/07/19 20:04:58

 
stone face Vote score: 4869stone face

Sitting outside the coffee shop
staring at the barge-

"I'll tell you what Mavis, that Mexican super skunk is something else."

11/07/19 22:40:03

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8786Vanessa the Guesser

Be like an elephant - never forget to wear a Dutch cap in Amsterdam.

11/07/19 22:36:01

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2461Trace Sarge

Jumbo Jetty

11/07/19 22:34:04

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19317John Glover

"I asked for garnish not a sodding Ganesh."

11/07/19 21:34:28

 
Captain Cheese Vote score: 54Captain Cheese

Dutch Babarge

11/07/19 20:10:20

 
larry G. Vote score: 1345larry G.

Large trunks must be stowed on the top level.

11/07/19 20:09:03

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 270Charles Gilbert

Tug boat!

12/07/19 5:02:34

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9337Neil Mackenzie

The Elephant, I bought it in a sail.

11/07/19 22:48:41

 
Poxy Jock Vote score: 64Poxy Jock

I'm here to watch Andre Rieu play Tuskanini

11/07/19 22:44:36

 
Mark England Vote score: 15244Mark England

*Puff* "Wow, this must be some strong shit, man. I can see pink elephants everywhere"

11/07/19 22:09:58

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5637Greg Curtis

A-Friggin' Elephant

11/07/19 21:07:34

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5132Dave Bryan

''Can you get me cheaper car insurance?''
''No, I'm a fucking elephant.''
''You'll always get a straight answer from The Admiral.''

11/07/19 20:29:11

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 118Madeline Charlton

Nelly had that sinking feeling ...

11/07/19 20:28:04

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29781Tony Edwards

John Sergeant barges round Amsterdam.

11/07/19 20:26:43

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

This boat is elephant-manned.

11/07/19 20:18:30

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5734Hercules Rockefeller

"But I thought the ad stated that you had an elephant for sale?"

11/07/19 20:14:54

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29781Tony Edwards

It's all a big game to Welephant.

11/07/19 20:13:39

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6241Chris Keegan

Barge into Amsterdam? Not on your Nelly!

11/07/19 20:09:00

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36627Welsh Rarebit

Archie-Bargy

11/07/19 20:04:41

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36627Welsh Rarebit

Looks like someone's overdone it with the boat docks.

11/07/19 20:04:20

 
Captain Cheese Vote score: 54Captain Cheese

Jumboat

11/07/19 20:02:47

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 666Carey Sutton

Elephants always barge their way through

11/07/19 20:01:59

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16557Troompa Loompa

"Oi! You in the blue, watch who you're barging."

11/07/19 20:01:41

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4706Chris Halliwell

Admiral Nellieson.

11/07/19 20:01:06

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16557Troompa Loompa

♬ "Canallie the elephant packed her trunk and said goodbye to the circus..."

11/07/19 20:00:10

 
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