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The smear on the hippopotamus is equal to the smears on the other two sides.
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John  Glover Vote score: 19038John Glover

The smear on the hippopotamus is equal to the smears on the other two sides.

04/07/19 17:00:59

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Yes, I see now that i look at it from the right angle. --stone face
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35972Welsh Rarebit

We've named him Algaenon

04/07/19 12:00:04

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12550Dan Nicholls

It's St Patrick's Day, here's Hip O'Potamus

04/07/19 12:01:44

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20675Ian Skelding

"Reggie, I was thinking of buying my Mum a nice green skirt for her birthday."

04/07/19 12:15:27

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 933Glad You Remember

"You think I'm going to drink all that pea soup? What do you take me for, some kind of double-hungry animal?"

04/07/19 18:05:17

 
Joe Vote score: 1579Joe

‘Peppermint Hippo? No Dave, I said let’s go to Spearmint Rhino!’

04/07/19 18:25:27

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21865Michael Winner

"Oh, so NOW you tell me that pond's radioactive?", yelled the bear.

04/07/19 13:15:23

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4293Dave Bryan

Les Dawson's mother-in-law

04/07/19 12:09:23

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Stephen Bean Vote score: 3051Stephen Bean

Hippo-snot-amus

04/07/19 12:00:04

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9194Neil Mackenzie

The zoo keeper had put up a sign saying wet paint, but Hippos can’t read.

04/07/19 22:55:02

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 282Gavin Smithers

The real slime shady

04/07/19 22:20:50

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 933Glad You Remember

"I swam too close to the owl and the pussycat's boat."

04/07/19 18:00:31

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 819Scrappy Doo

Don't eat the green m+m's.

04/07/19 17:09:34

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6710Mr Dome

I never knew Anne Widdicombe could even swim

04/07/19 15:47:42

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 200Charles Gilbert

With his new racing stripes he was sure to be the hungriest hippo now...

04/07/19 14:37:10

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2059James Lennox

River algae can be harmful to dogs.

04/07/19 12:04:29

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 155Willie Johnson

"No, I haven't been in the crocodile pond."

"Ummm... what makes you think that?"

05/07/19 2:48:56

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2438Trace Sarge

"Anyone would think you've never seen a hippo having a bath in mushy peas before."

04/07/19 16:53:37

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4197Vivvy En

"...and here we see Fiona adding a splash of colour in this season's safari green - Hip Fashions for the fuller figure."

04/07/19 15:54:44

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6710Mr Dome

Dipopotamus

04/07/19 15:51:29

 
Richard  Bottom Richard Bottom

Kissing the frog prince did not have the desired effect

04/07/19 15:06:25

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4237Kenny Ireland

Greenish wildlife park.

04/07/19 15:02:05

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 594Carey Sutton

"Yuck which one of you lot got diarrhoea"

04/07/19 14:03:24

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2091Stu Dent

George in the jungle

04/07/19 13:55:31

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 900Karen Oakenfull

Henry can now reach break-neck speeds of up to 1.05813mph since appearing from the swamp wearing go-fast stripes.

04/07/19 13:39:10

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5614Tosser Wivlov

Tastes like peas

04/07/19 13:12:20

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8299Vanessa the Guesser

His ass is always greener on the other side.

04/07/19 12:55:43

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4293Dave Bryan

''What a life! Things are going from bad to worse. The zookeeper has forgotten to clean out my pond again. I'm having to wallow in misery.''

04/07/19 12:23:29

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2438Trace Sarge

Finding his feet still a bit green behind the ears

04/07/19 12:12:53

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8299Vanessa the Guesser

He claims not to be gay but I think he's in de Nile.

04/07/19 12:00:55

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35972Welsh Rarebit

"Help! Someone call the vet, I think I've got gangrene!"
"Oh shut up and stop being such a hippochondriac

04/07/19 12:00:17

 
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