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The Wolf Vote score: 5917The Wolf

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  No wonder my Nan’s in a wheelchair

18/06/19 19:00:13

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Wow! I can't believe I've won, such a nice surprise! Thank you very much for the votes and kind words. Also thanks to Chris for picking the caption but most importantly for giving us the site! It's a privilege to be on the board and a pleasure ... --The Wolf
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9834Neil Mackenzie

And to think of all the features my Dad could of give me, I ended up with his nose!

19/06/19 5:46:50

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6711Stephen Bean

"I don't want the operation now Doc. The wife's grown quite attached to my hernia."

18/06/19 19:01:14

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Come for the hernia. Stay for the rigor mortis. --Scrappy Doo
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6711Stephen Bean

"This is nothing, the wife's tits can touch the ground!"

18/06/19 21:58:55

 
stone face Vote score: 6706stone face

Police have warned the public to be on the look out for this known speedophile.

18/06/19 19:04:37

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8139Chris Keegan

I'm sorry, but I object to my holiday pics being used on this site.

18/06/19 20:27:37

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6099Glyn Evans

"White socks, really?"

18/06/19 19:39:17

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 166Madeline Charlton

Just hangin' at the beach .

18/06/19 20:54:29

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5630Tosser Wivlov

You don't see many donkeys on the beach these days do you.

18/06/19 19:49:55

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10309Vanessa the Guesser

Sandals Resorts - see our all inclusive holiday packages

18/06/19 19:00:25

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8580Mr Dome

Leap-frog anyone?

18/06/19 20:21:09

 
stone face Vote score: 6706stone face

Nan keeps giving grandad viagra. She said it stops him falling out the bed.

18/06/19 20:16:24

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7271Dave Bryan

''Are you sure this photo was taken after his swim in the North Sea?''

18/06/19 19:52:15

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4111Lucky Elperro

At the 75th year Anniversary of D-day and the Normandy landings, Bert shows the press just how he and a special unit of Marines put the fear of Christ into the German defenders.

19/06/19 0:34:01

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6711Stephen Bean

His 23 year old girlfriend has never been so happy since he stopped the tablets for his Parkinsons.

18/06/19 21:06:37

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5051Vivvy En

Parrots everywhere squawk sighs of relief as smuggler is apprehended.

18/06/19 19:17:32

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1688Scrappy Doo

Tube socks are back in!

18/06/19 19:15:12

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10309Vanessa the Guesser

You can often spot him on the beach shouting, "Free Willy"

18/06/19 19:13:30

 
stone face Vote score: 6706stone face

"How did your grandad's penis transplant go."
"Here's a photo. He's great ,they decided to give him a baby elephant's trunk instead."
"Is he happy with that?"
"Well he was till it started shoving buns up his arse."

18/06/19 19:11:08

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1688Scrappy Doo

At least he's not wearing a sandal with it.

18/06/19 19:07:14

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5917The Wolf

“I don’t mind him looking at topless girls on the beach, it gives me chance to dry the towels”

18/06/19 19:02:10

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8139Chris Keegan

They just don't get it do they?? How ridiculous do old blokes look in socks and sandals????

18/06/19 19:00:32

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5917The Wolf

“Dennis, I have an itchy oesophagus, do you fancy a blow job?”

18/06/19 19:00:27

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6711Stephen Bean

"How will I recognise you?"

18/06/19 19:00:23

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6711Stephen Bean

Penile dementia

18/06/19 19:00:05

 
Alasdair Kerr Alasdair Kerr

The DIAlama shows off his new move...

26/06/19 0:43:19

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2538Trace Sarge

Long Johns

19/06/19 16:08:39

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 333Gavin Smithers

Patrick Vieira isn't ageing well.

19/06/19 12:09:36

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 408Charles Gilbert

Thay it with a thong.

19/06/19 3:12:45

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1000Willie Johnson

Somehow this year's remake of "King Kong" did not have the same effect.

19/06/19 1:04:55

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1000Willie Johnson

"The fortune teller said the man of my dreams would come all dressed in white."

19/06/19 0:34:01

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  Smuldo Vote score: 11300 Smuldo

Senor Willy.

18/06/19 21:34:30

 
Linda Bates Linda Bates

Come on, Cathy, I am ready for you

18/06/19 21:25:37

 
larry G. Vote score: 1422larry G.

"Okay, ladies who's next?"

18/06/19 21:02:22

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8139Chris Keegan

Darling, could you possibly explain why your dad has come back from his walk with a sheeps head between his legs?

18/06/19 20:50:14

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8580Mr Dome

seX-Men Apocolypse

18/06/19 20:46:07

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4111Lucky Elperro

Dalai Lama says Buddhism has given him everything he ever wanted.

18/06/19 20:22:48

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4957C CaMel

Calvin DeKlein.

18/06/19 20:17:53

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19906John Glover

Hiroto likes people to know he suffers from extremely large haemorrhoids.

18/06/19 20:03:16

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30658Tony Edwards

Geronimo

18/06/19 19:53:10

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19906John Glover

Bush I do.

18/06/19 19:52:01

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

Mahatma Gandhi never stood for elections. On the other hand, he did stand during erections.

18/06/19 19:33:41

 
stone face Vote score: 6706stone face

Grandad's been inundated since he changed his profile photo on Tinder.

18/06/19 19:27:53

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10309Vanessa the Guesser

That'll show the seaman stains.

18/06/19 19:23:51

 
Mark England Vote score: 15821Mark England

"I call it my Codger Piece"

18/06/19 19:20:35

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38768Welsh Rarebit

OooooooooAP

18/06/19 19:16:47

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30658Tony Edwards

Incontinence pants

18/06/19 19:15:19

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8139Chris Keegan

Dad loved a holiday abroad, this is him in Continent

18/06/19 19:10:20

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38768Welsh Rarebit

Joke-strap

18/06/19 19:07:17

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16634Troompa Loompa

A previously unseen holiday photo of Peter Stringfellow.

18/06/19 19:06:54

 
stone face Vote score: 6706stone face

He's semi retired.

18/06/19 19:06:29

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38768Welsh Rarebit

Hung like a Don Key

18/06/19 19:00:39

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3192Stu Dent

Gray-Watch

18/06/19 19:00:21

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38768Welsh Rarebit

Cockle Pecker

18/06/19 19:00:14

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16634Troompa Loompa

Kojokstrap

18/06/19 19:00:10

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5917The Wolf

Moreish Johnson

18/06/19 19:00:05

 
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