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Michael Winner Vote score: 22028Michael Winner

"...and that's what we Scientologists believe. Questions?"

17/06/19 12:13:42

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16557Troompa Loompa

Passers-by didn't realise the humming was actually coming from Mrs Li's love egg which she'd just turned up to 11.

17/06/19 12:30:01

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3318The Wolf

“That’s not a real Angel, she’s Jum Ping”

17/06/19 12:00:43

 
stone face Vote score: 4511stone face

"How's your Nan these days?"
"She's fairy healthy to be honest."

17/06/19 12:22:30

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29620Tony Edwards

The Kingfisher and I

17/06/19 12:00:54

 
Molly R Vote score: 970Molly R

You can't possibly want to eat my finger when you've already eaten my other leg!

17/06/19 12:00:29

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3318The Wolf

Seoul mates

17/06/19 12:00:11

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12689Dan Nicholls

I see mad Grandma Yin is on her invisible ride-on lawn mower again.

17/06/19 12:11:22

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20816Ian Skelding

"I was told there was an old Trout in the park."

17/06/19 13:57:42

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8669Vanessa the Guesser

Such wonton behaviour!

17/06/19 12:25:04

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12689Dan Nicholls

♫ For birds that eat fishes and to fly like one too, drink mild green, Fairy Liquid. ♫

17/06/19 12:13:57

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22028Michael Winner

"It seems like we might have to tweak the dosage, Mrs Kim."

17/06/19 12:03:31

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 946Scrappy Doo

Madame Butterfly

17/06/19 17:21:55

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16557Troompa Loompa

Directed by David Lynch, the sequel to Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon didn't do so well at the box office.

17/06/19 14:48:00

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4744Dave Bryan

Japanese mockingbird says she enjoys taunting it.

17/06/19 13:47:42

 
stone face Vote score: 4511stone face

"Does your Nan still like a bet?"
"Oh yes, she loves a little flutter."

17/06/19 12:32:10

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12689Dan Nicholls

I just think that the new ad for the care home is a bit over the top.

17/06/19 12:16:51

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5690Hercules Rockefeller

"I'm the Tooth Fairy & I've come to collect what's mine."

17/06/19 12:13:16

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2309Stu Dent

A can grant you three fishes

17/06/19 12:05:27

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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36380Welsh Rarebit

♫ Everybody was kungflew flighting... ♫

17/06/19 12:00:04

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 647Carey Sutton

Woodpecker destroys grandmas wooden leg

18/06/19 2:20:23

 
Richard  Bottom Vote score: 30Richard Bottom

Budget cutbacks take toll on folklore

18/06/19 0:14:31

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 282Gavin Smithers

There was talk of remaking Randall and Hopkirk (deceased) with the late Ronnie Corbett

17/06/19 22:05:36

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 946Scrappy Doo

Your hummingbird style is no match for my botfly style!

17/06/19 17:26:36

 
larry G. Vote score: 1300larry G.

"Don't you shit on me!"

17/06/19 16:58:24

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 662Sam Cass

Crazy Rich Angels.

17/06/19 15:12:13

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5512Glyn Evans

"Ah shit, you're not the Angel of Death are you?"

17/06/19 14:52:18

 
Mark England Vote score: 15147Mark England

"...we see here a pair of courting Kingfishers. Before mating, the female, 100 times bigger than the male and with not a single colour on her plumage, taunts the male about the size of his dick..."

17/06/19 14:04:18

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5620Tosser Wivlov

"Eat your own bogey!"

17/06/19 13:03:05

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29620Tony Edwards

"Beattie, phone home."

17/06/19 12:56:46

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6003Chris Keegan

What a weird looking bird, said the kingfisher.

17/06/19 12:44:21

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19189John Glover

"Oi , I won't warn you again, leave my bloody goldfish alone."

17/06/19 12:40:53

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

Miss thigh gone

17/06/19 12:35:04

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8669Vanessa the Guesser

"Sorry, God's busy at the moment but I can take a MSG?"

17/06/19 12:21:54

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3534Stephen Bean

*sitting on a predator's lap* "I'll have some seed for you in just a moment."

17/06/19 12:11:33

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6875Mr Dome

Dance of Sugar prum fairy

17/06/19 12:10:27

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6875Mr Dome

In an attempt to break down the barriers of gender stereotyping, Dave demonstrates his new kit for Wimbledon 2019 (he's the one on the right)

17/06/19 12:09:35

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 288Willie Johnson

"Pull my finger, I want to go higher."

17/06/19 12:04:04

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4744Dave Bryan

''Can you sing 'God Save The Queen'?''
''I don't know the words but I can hum it for you.''

17/06/19 12:01:44

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3534Stephen Bean

"Keep your beak away from me, I'm not an angelfish!"

17/06/19 12:00:22

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36380Welsh Rarebit

Angel Deflight

17/06/19 12:00:12

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3534Stephen Bean

Chinkerbell

17/06/19 12:00:05

 
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