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Michael Winner Vote score: 22462Michael Winner

"...and that's what we Scientologists believe. Questions?"

17/06/19 11:13:42

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16566Troompa Loompa

Passers-by didn't realise the humming was actually coming from Mrs Li's love egg which she'd just turned up to 11.

17/06/19 11:30:01

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5411The Wolf

“That’s not a real Angel, she’s Jum Ping”

17/06/19 11:00:43

 
stone face Vote score: 6287stone face

"How's your Nan these days?"
"She's fairy healthy to be honest."

17/06/19 11:22:30

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30470Tony Edwards

The Kingfisher and I

17/06/19 11:00:54

 
Molly R Vote score: 1341Molly R

You can't possibly want to eat my finger when you've already eaten my other leg!

17/06/19 11:00:29

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5411The Wolf

Seoul mates

17/06/19 11:00:11

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13840Dan Nicholls

I see mad Grandma Yin is on her invisible ride-on lawn mower again.

17/06/19 11:11:22

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21172Ian Skelding

"I was told there was an old Trout in the park."

17/06/19 12:57:42

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9995Vanessa the Guesser

Such wonton behaviour!

17/06/19 11:25:04

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13840Dan Nicholls

♫ For birds that eat fishes and to fly like one too, drink mild green, Fairy Liquid. ♫

17/06/19 11:13:57

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22462Michael Winner

"It seems like we might have to tweak the dosage, Mrs Kim."

17/06/19 11:03:31

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1563Scrappy Doo

Madame Butterfly

17/06/19 16:21:55

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16566Troompa Loompa

Directed by David Lynch, the sequel to Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon didn't do so well at the box office.

17/06/19 13:48:00

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6737Dave Bryan

Japanese mockingbird says she enjoys taunting it.

17/06/19 12:47:42

 
stone face Vote score: 6287stone face

"Does your Nan still like a bet?"
"Oh yes, she loves a little flutter."

17/06/19 11:32:10

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13840Dan Nicholls

I just think that the new ad for the care home is a bit over the top.

17/06/19 11:16:51

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6105Hercules Rockefeller

"I'm the Tooth Fairy & I've come to collect what's mine."

17/06/19 11:13:16

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3006Stu Dent

A can grant you three fishes

17/06/19 11:05:27

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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38409Welsh Rarebit

♫ Everybody was kungflew flighting... ♫

17/06/19 11:00:04

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 886Carey Sutton

Woodpecker destroys grandmas wooden leg

18/06/19 1:20:23

 
Richard  Bottom Vote score: 33Richard Bottom

Budget cutbacks take toll on folklore

17/06/19 23:14:31

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 331Gavin Smithers

There was talk of remaking Randall and Hopkirk (deceased) with the late Ronnie Corbett

17/06/19 21:05:36

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1563Scrappy Doo

Your hummingbird style is no match for my botfly style!

17/06/19 16:26:36

 
larry G. Vote score: 1415larry G.

"Don't you shit on me!"

17/06/19 15:58:24

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

Crazy Rich Angels.

17/06/19 14:12:13

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5950Glyn Evans

"Ah shit, you're not the Angel of Death are you?"

17/06/19 13:52:18

 
Mark England Vote score: 15722Mark England

"...we see here a pair of courting Kingfishers. Before mating, the female, 100 times bigger than the male and with not a single colour on her plumage, taunts the male about the size of his dick..."

17/06/19 13:04:18

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5630Tosser Wivlov

"Eat your own bogey!"

17/06/19 12:03:05

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30470Tony Edwards

"Beattie, phone home."

17/06/19 11:56:46

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7806Chris Keegan

What a weird looking bird, said the kingfisher.

17/06/19 11:44:21

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19783John Glover

"Oi , I won't warn you again, leave my bloody goldfish alone."

17/06/19 11:40:53

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

Miss thigh gone

17/06/19 11:35:04

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9995Vanessa the Guesser

"Sorry, God's busy at the moment but I can take a MSG?"

17/06/19 11:21:54

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6043Stephen Bean

*sitting on a predator's lap* "I'll have some seed for you in just a moment."

17/06/19 11:11:33

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8301Mr Dome

Dance of Sugar prum fairy

17/06/19 11:10:27

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8301Mr Dome

In an attempt to break down the barriers of gender stereotyping, Dave demonstrates his new kit for Wimbledon 2019 (he's the one on the right)

17/06/19 11:09:35

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 891Willie Johnson

"Pull my finger, I want to go higher."

17/06/19 11:04:04

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6737Dave Bryan

''Can you sing 'God Save The Queen'?''
''I don't know the words but I can hum it for you.''

17/06/19 11:01:44

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6043Stephen Bean

"Keep your beak away from me, I'm not an angelfish!"

17/06/19 11:00:22

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38409Welsh Rarebit

Angel Deflight

17/06/19 11:00:12

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6043Stephen Bean

Chinkerbell

17/06/19 11:00:05

 
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