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Trace Sarge Vote score: 2455Trace Sarge

"Do you need a hand to finish it off?"

07/06/19 20:24:15

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5620Tosser Wivlov

Pity You missed his 69th.

07/06/19 21:49:41

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36360Welsh Rarebit

Warning: Contains nuts.

07/06/19 20:01:42

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9258Neil Mackenzie

Although it was in bad taste it was actually delicious.

07/06/19 21:19:01

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5994Chris Keegan

Apparently, when Mary Berry started baking she made loads of cock ups.

07/06/19 20:17:16

 
Mark England Vote score: 15136Mark England

I think the cake is off. I had a bit and now I've got a dicky tummy.

07/06/19 21:20:11

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4703Dave Bryan

''Why did you bake this cake?''

''I knew you were coming.''

07/06/19 20:20:53

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 10944 Smuldo

Behold the one eyed trouser cake

07/06/19 21:10:44

 
stone face Vote score: 4500stone face

"MUM!! Nan's sitting on the cake again."

07/06/19 20:49:25

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36360Welsh Rarebit

A Betty Cocker recipe

07/06/19 20:03:18

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36360Welsh Rarebit

"There's no candle, so I can't give a blow job..."

07/06/19 20:01:01

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5512Glyn Evans

"Not too much for me please, it looks like quite the mouthful."

08/06/19 9:46:25

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2689GeeDee

Hope you both have Happenis

07/06/19 22:25:16

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4703Dave Bryan

''Stop complaining. At 71 you'd expect it to be a bit spongy.''

07/06/19 20:03:16

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 92Madeline Charlton

Wow ! He can still get it up at 71! Go , Grandpa!

08/06/19 13:59:23

 
stone face Vote score: 4500stone face

"Lynne and Madge, which one of you has been sucking on the cake? Come on spit it out."

07/06/19 21:56:43

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2354James Lennox

Lynn and Madge had enjoyed a wonderful shared birthday, but this was the icing on the cake.

07/06/19 21:46:41

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20807Ian Skelding

"She's a Septuagenarian not a Sexagenarian, shouldn't we have done something like the Stanford Encyclopedia of Philosophy or something?"

07/06/19 21:19:46

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36360Welsh Rarebit

♪ Happy Birthday tool you... ♪

07/06/19 21:17:06

 
stone face Vote score: 4500stone face

♪ Pump Up The Jam ♪

07/06/19 21:13:12

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 10944 Smuldo

The packaging says this cake is organ-ic.

07/06/19 21:07:56

 
stone face Vote score: 4500stone face

There was a lot of unhappy Women's Institute members when this cake was presented. So much so it started a mass debate around the table.

07/06/19 21:03:04

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3510Stephen Bean

Dick Van Cake

07/06/19 20:56:46

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5994Chris Keegan

"Yes of course Madame, it comes in a box, you wouldn't want marks on the ceiling would you?"

07/06/19 20:52:32

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

Sex pastel.

07/06/19 20:50:39

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3510Stephen Bean

"It's a phallacy cake is bad for you."

07/06/19 20:50:02

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

"Anyone want a fork?"

07/06/19 20:48:58

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36360Welsh Rarebit

We specialize in cumming of age cakes.

07/06/19 20:24:23

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 282Gavin Smithers

What a surprise! Everyone except Lynn and Madge thought he was a true blond.

07/06/19 20:16:50

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

"What the hell!? It's already cut!"

07/06/19 20:04:04

 
Mark England Vote score: 15136Mark England

I bet it's filled with cream

07/06/19 20:01:56

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5994Chris Keegan

"It's ever so easy, just make sure you use lots of self raising flour"

07/06/19 20:01:09

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8637Vanessa the Guesser

Victoria's Secret Sponge

07/06/19 20:00:57

 
Sean Westwood Sean Westwood

Dickake!

09/06/19 18:44:40

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7760Leroy Brown

It's big enough to bring you two tiers.

08/06/19 13:49:51

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6869Mr Dome

Happy birthday you old tossers

08/06/19 6:42:56

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6869Mr Dome

Not sure about the taste but it's groin' on me

08/06/19 6:41:37

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 283Willie Johnson

"The cake is almost ready. Crack the nuts, and the meat needs to be deboned."

08/06/19 2:53:21

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4268Vivvy En

Every time I refresh this page on my phone I swear it gets bigger.

07/06/19 21:47:54

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5620Tosser Wivlov

Who made the pump? Siemens?

07/06/19 21:47:37

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5620Tosser Wivlov

I told you not to keep it in the fridge. Now we haven't got enough!

07/06/19 21:46:08

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2354James Lennox

Luckily the balls were named, but the penis caused Sunnydale Rest Home's worst ever food fight.

07/06/19 21:43:30

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2354James Lennox

Lynn and Madge always did like a threesome.

07/06/19 21:41:11

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2354James Lennox

Everyone in the home thought it was a great laugh, except for Enid who came over all giddy, and old Mr. Johnson who's still waiting for his enema.

07/06/19 21:39:14

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19184John Glover

That will soon be gobbled up.

07/06/19 21:30:33

 
larry G. Vote score: 1299larry G.

"I'll trade some bread for some head."

07/06/19 21:30:17

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4268Vivvy En

"Just a small piece for me, please. It looks rather filling."

07/06/19 21:29:38

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2354James Lennox

Lynn is 71 now, and Madge 72, but they still fondly remember their mistress days in the B & D parlour.

07/06/19 21:28:27

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 10944 Smuldo

Cheese Cake.

07/06/19 20:59:54

 
stone face Vote score: 4500stone face

It comes with extra cream.

07/06/19 20:58:54

 
stone face Vote score: 4500stone face

Judges announce the winner of this year's cake competition, they said it was a stiff choice.

07/06/19 20:55:41

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

It was a flashy party.

07/06/19 20:47:49

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 937Scrappy Doo

Self-frosting

07/06/19 20:43:51

 
Mark England Vote score: 15136Mark England

"You've left it in the oven too long. It's gone hard"

07/06/19 20:40:23

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20807Ian Skelding

Fondle icing

07/06/19 20:35:38

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

No one's had a testis yet.

07/06/19 20:23:14

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 282Gavin Smithers

Lynn and Madge are his pet earthworms.

07/06/19 20:21:02

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

Porncake.

07/06/19 20:20:22

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8637Vanessa the Guesser

No thanks, I've already got a bun in the oven.

07/06/19 20:18:26

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2455Trace Sarge

Shame Doris has a nut allergy

07/06/19 20:17:49

 
Mark England Vote score: 15136Mark England

"I know you miss him. It's modelled on dad, mum. We even got his catheter and the weird tattoos of his ex girlfriends"

07/06/19 20:16:32

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3510Stephen Bean

"There's been a balls up. It should be her fanniversary."

07/06/19 20:16:23

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 654Sam Cass

A drip in time saves "9".

07/06/19 20:14:56

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

Getting ready for a bucake.

07/06/19 20:08:12

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 654Sam Cass

What a torso!

07/06/19 20:06:53

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

Doesn't leave much to the Lynn-Madge-ination.

07/06/19 20:02:11

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 654Sam Cass

When it's that old, of course it drips.

07/06/19 20:01:14

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3292The Wolf

The great British jerk off

07/06/19 20:00:59

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3292The Wolf

"Oh my god... my wish came true"

07/06/19 20:00:32

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36360Welsh Rarebit

Erectile Dishfunction

07/06/19 20:00:24

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1919Crunchy Chords

They'll enjoy that birthday hirsute.

07/06/19 20:00:16

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3292The Wolf

Happy Girthday

07/06/19 20:00:14

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5994Chris Keegan

Mr Kipling's exceedingly good c*ck

07/06/19 20:00:12

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36360Welsh Rarebit

You can have your cake and meat it.

07/06/19 20:00:09

 
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