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Apparently in the southern hemisphere the cat would be curled up facing the other way.
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Troompa Loompa Vote score: 16557Troompa Loompa

Apparently in the southern hemisphere the cat would be curled up facing the other way.

28/06/19 12:04:42

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2695Stu Dent

That Sinking Feline

28/06/19 11:00:09

 
Mark England Vote score: 15593Mark England

"Bloody Hell, Brenda. Have you been shaving your pussy in the sink again?"

28/06/19 11:19:39

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1264Scrappy Doo

You know it's time to clean the sink when the hairball gains sentience.

28/06/19 17:20:13

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3277James Lennox

When Mr. Jones went to wash his toupee, he suddenly realised why Mrs. Smith from number 27 had buried her cat last week.

28/06/19 14:13:05

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4607The Wolf

"Julie, the dog has been sick in the sink again"

28/06/19 11:18:31

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4651Vivvy En

"Well, what do you expect? You left the sink covered in Whiskers."

28/06/19 16:00:58

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37311Welsh Rarebit

T.C (Tap Cat)

28/06/19 13:32:13

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6966Chris Keegan

“For God’s sake love! What do you think the bloody bidet is for???”

28/06/19 11:00:07

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3277James Lennox

Wiping the tears from his eyes and dribble from his chin, Steve gazed down at the sink, and had a flashback of stopping at that dodgy little Asian place halfway home from the pub.

28/06/19 14:05:52

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 493Barrie Bullock

I love to see a ginger pussy.

28/06/19 11:57:58

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30092Tony Edwards

Sheba leads a marbleous life.

28/06/19 11:47:29

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 127Madeline Charlton

Fur bowl

28/06/19 11:29:56

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30092Tony Edwards

En sweet

28/06/19 11:27:36

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9310Vanessa the Guesser

Tap dancing can be exhausting.

28/06/19 11:21:21

 
Mark England Vote score: 15593Mark England

I turned on the hot tap and watched Ginger jump like..er...a scalded cat!

28/06/19 11:20:58

 
stone face Vote score: 5675stone face

"The cat's really ill. The vet said he's going to pull the plug on it."

28/06/19 11:11:21

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22297Michael Winner

"Call the plumber- we've got cats."

28/06/19 11:02:22

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37311Welsh Rarebit

Sinkroniskitty

28/06/19 11:00:22

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22297Michael Winner

"Oh no, not again", sighed Erwin Schrödinger.

29/06/19 18:29:12

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9508Neil Mackenzie

My sink isn’t marble but when the kids have brushed their teeth with Aquafresh, the resultant mess is some what similar.

28/06/19 21:33:01

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 451Generic RedHead

"What the hell is that doing there? My shower gel doesn't belong there."

28/06/19 18:11:32

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7551Mr Dome

......zzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZ. Tom would always fall asleep to the sound of Gemma's vibrator

28/06/19 14:07:34

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 805Sam Cass

Cats! Now waters he up to today?

28/06/19 12:56:51

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4866Stephen Bean

"What's the opposite of a sleeping cat?"
"A kittiwake."

28/06/19 11:53:07

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19519John Glover

"It won't move."
"Then faucet it out."

28/06/19 11:52:46

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20954Ian Skelding

Topped cat

28/06/19 11:42:49

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4866Stephen Bean

"Good, now I don't need to worry about my pussy wetting the bed."

28/06/19 11:38:01

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30092Tony Edwards

"I'd give it 15 hours if I were you."

28/06/19 11:16:08

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5899Hercules Rockefeller

"Leave her be. It's best to let sleeping cats lie."

28/06/19 11:14:04

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22297Michael Winner

Moghole.

28/06/19 11:01:43

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4607The Wolf

Tombowla

28/06/19 11:00:05

 
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