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Trace Sarge Vote score: 2434Trace Sarge

"AAAAAAACHOO"

02/05/19 20:12:00

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5699Chris Keegan

"Yes love, I know I promised to do the gardening while you were out, and yes, I've got the football on, but quite remarkably, just as I started, a bunch from The Royal Horticultural Society came by and said our weeds are of significant historical interest an sealed them off. Now, tell me more about this headache that suddenly developed last night?"

02/05/19 20:04:38

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8246Vanessa the Guesser

Police continue to search for the weed killer

02/05/19 20:08:29

 
stone face Vote score: 4253stone face

And at tonights premiere, Victoria Beckham wowed the crowds with her new white afro.

02/05/19 20:06:42

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And Kate Moss. --Karyn Harrison
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

Dan de Lion's a VIP you know, a very important plant.

02/05/19 20:34:15

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 809Scrappy Doo

It's a priceless Rembplant.

02/05/19 20:35:09

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 858Spycenwolf

"That's right, no touchy-leafy crap around here."

02/05/19 20:52:45

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6693Mr Dome

Tracy Emin's latest piece titled 'Dress to the Right'

02/05/19 20:16:17

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35945Welsh Rarebit

"I'm still waiting for a caption that'll blow me away..."

02/05/19 20:09:51

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 900Karen Oakenfull

I wonder what that little notice says. Without my glasses I can’t weed it.

02/05/19 20:01:17

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

The Perks of being a Wallflower

02/05/19 20:00:21

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4258Dave Bryan

Wallflower

02/05/19 20:00:10

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1743Crunchy Chords

“… And no blowing either”

02/05/19 20:00:06

 
Carys Owen Carys Owen

PETA's new VIP catwalk campaign wasn't as successful as they expected

05/05/19 14:41:59

 
Joe Vote score: 1575Joe

Careless stalk costs lives

03/05/19 9:18:08

 
Gassy Statten Vote score: 246Gassy Statten

Painfully thin palace guard had been at his post so long his bearskin had bleached in the sun!

02/05/19 23:32:05

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 580Sam Cass

Touch? Weed never do that!

02/05/19 21:28:50

 
The Wolf Vote score: 2693The Wolf

I was hammered after I left the pub. I found this wall which looked lonely so I wee'd on it and this woman came over and said 'hey fella, nice willy, I wouldn't mind seeing a bit more of it as long as you've got protection', and that's how I met your mother.

02/05/19 21:15:42

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8246Vanessa the Guesser

Archaeologists unearth ancient wristwatch

02/05/19 20:40:36

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

Dandelions are asexual and don't like having their clocks handled.

02/05/19 20:26:15

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19026John Glover

"Why did they do that?"
♫ The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind. The answer is blowin' in the wind ....

02/05/19 20:24:57

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2011James Lennox

These days it seems every little weed is protected by anti-bullying campaigns.

02/05/19 20:23:41

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4258Dave Bryan

There must be mortar life than looking at photos of weeds.

02/05/19 20:16:36

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35945Welsh Rarebit

...as it's the mane attraction.

02/05/19 20:14:55

 
stone face Vote score: 4253stone face

After winning the lottery, Dave even went to extent of lavishing gifts on this garden weed.You won't be suprised, it wasn't long before he blew it.

02/05/19 20:10:40

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4225C CaMel

Cordon Blew

02/05/19 20:06:09

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

Little Weed was no longer the beautiful young Dandelion she once was but when Bill and Ben had been at the cider ...

02/05/19 20:04:23

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5458Glyn Evans

Yes, the dandelion should not be disturbed. It's training to do hurdles.

02/05/19 20:03:03

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35945Welsh Rarebit

...or feed the dandy lions.

02/05/19 20:00:08

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5628Hercules Rockefeller

"Actually, the sign is for the bricks in the wall."

02/05/19 22:50:38

 
Joe Vote score: 1575Joe

’lion bar

02/05/19 22:47:58

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 70Madeline Charlton

New exhibit at the zoo ... a Dandy Lion .

02/05/19 22:02:42

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4192Vivvy En

Why? It's just another pick in the wall.

02/05/19 21:35:27

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5458Glyn Evans

The single dandelion defiantly guards the wall against anyone who dares take a chance.

02/05/19 21:21:56

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8246Vanessa the Guesser

I think I'm going to cancel my National Trust membership.

02/05/19 21:08:57

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29395Tony Edwards

Dandelionel Messi

02/05/19 20:36:15

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 446Lawrence Day

Flower power.

02/05/19 20:33:05

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19026John Glover

Rock around the clock.

02/05/19 20:29:24

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19026John Glover

That sure looks dandy Leon

02/05/19 20:29:24

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 446Lawrence Day

The court of human rights.

02/05/19 20:28:40

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

Some erections are Grade 2 Listed.

02/05/19 20:02:18

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3037Stephen Bean

....or I’ll go bloom!

02/05/19 20:01:33

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1743Crunchy Chords

The Bouncer: More proof that Michael will never understand the rules of cricket

02/05/19 20:01:27

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20666Ian Skelding

Fragile clock

02/05/19 20:00:48

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1743Crunchy Chords

Protects from rolling stones

02/05/19 20:00:27

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3037Stephen Bean

...or I’ll blow my seed everywhere

02/05/19 20:00:11

 
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