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Stephen Bean Vote score: 2603Stephen Bean

"I’m crap at following instructions from Ikea."

21/04/19 8:41:48

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21596Michael Winner

Call me old fashioned, but I don't trust this chiropractor.

21/04/19 8:28:25

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21596Michael Winner

"This week, on 'When Shelving Attacks'..."

21/04/19 8:23:53

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 2603Stephen Bean

Buttress

21/04/19 8:00:47

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I can't get on site til late, went through the captions twice, finally I decided to put in buttressing, only to be told by the dupe detector it had already been done. I went through the captions again, still couldn't find it, then I noticed the ... --John Glover
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7958Vanessa the Guesser

Never trust a gypsy when she tells you you'll be getting on a plane and sitting on a beech.

21/04/19 8:39:23

 
stone face Vote score: 3934stone face

"So son, now do you understand what a friggin right angle triangle is?"

21/04/19 8:18:23

 
stone face Vote score: 3934stone face

"Oh stop crying it's only a splinter."

21/04/19 8:02:25

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20519Ian Skelding

Joe was in a right tangle.

Nod to 08:18:23

21/04/19 9:07:36

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9096Neil Mackenzie

The Ecuadorean embassy couldn’t do water boarding because they had no water due to wiki leaks.

21/04/19 11:12:52

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12341Dan Nicholls

You've been framed

21/04/19 10:08:54

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

Extreme planking

21/04/19 8:00:42

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 726Scrappy Doo

Crucifixion- You're Doing It Wrong!

22/04/19 2:55:03

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 190Charles Gilbert

I've never been so board in my life.

21/04/19 17:17:33

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5499Greg Curtis

"...I-meant-to-do-that."

21/04/19 12:39:42

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 790Spycenwolf

The lady and the ramp.

21/04/19 11:43:16

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6519Mr Dome

This is obtuse

(Not to the right angle, triangle captions)

21/04/19 11:25:13

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9096Neil Mackenzie

A sine of the times.

21/04/19 11:06:44

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12341Dan Nicholls

Arse about fascia

21/04/19 11:05:45

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6519Mr Dome

Is this Planck constant?

21/04/19 10:13:56

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4829Paul Reeve

This was Johnathon’s first day at the Extinction Rebellion Activists training camp.

21/04/19 10:06:29

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4033Vivvy En

♪I'm jambin' ♪

21/04/19 9:54:26

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2199Trace Sarge

Extension rebellion

21/04/19 9:24:10

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1740Stu Dent

Dad when a you going to replace the broken spirit level

21/04/19 8:55:11

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1740Stu Dent

Jehovah's Fitness

21/04/19 8:47:58

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6519Mr Dome

Extreme Glory Holes

21/04/19 8:35:45

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4033Vivvy En

"I said you're NOT comin' in"

21/04/19 8:22:28

 
Mark England Vote score: 14778Mark England

"What you doing up there? I told you to cut the wood"
"I know, I've got a saw bum"

21/04/19 8:19:20

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35526Welsh Rarebit

Larch-key kid

21/04/19 8:18:31

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 2603Stephen Bean

My wife beats me every time at 'Simon Says'.

21/04/19 8:18:22

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1732James Lennox

It looked good on paper.

21/04/19 8:14:11

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5542Hercules Rockefeller

Board to Death

21/04/19 8:04:42

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

Harvey Wallhanger

21/04/19 8:01:47

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 270Gavin Smithers

The final part of the assessment to join the Max Planck Society.

21/04/19 18:07:27

 
larry G. Vote score: 1217larry G.

Hanging by a thread board.

21/04/19 18:02:50

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18822John Glover

"Couldn't that fresh rendering slip down."
"No. Bob's my back up plan."

21/04/19 12:46:12

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5568Tosser Wivlov

How did he swallow it in the first place?

21/04/19 11:57:05

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 424Lawrence Day

I told you not to ring our door bell again.

21/04/19 11:50:59

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12341Dan Nicholls

Best stag do ever

21/04/19 10:09:34

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12341Dan Nicholls

Apprentice carpenter pranked on first day.

21/04/19 10:08:44

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29174Tony Edwards

The Labour Club have their own way of dealing with cross members.

21/04/19 10:06:17

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 790Spycenwolf

"As good as it was, I don't think the carrot was worth it."

21/04/19 9:48:15

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5414Glyn Evans

We don't like cold callers here.

21/04/19 9:21:48

 
Dot Old Vote score: 459Dot Old

This photo's a real bummer to caption

21/04/19 8:49:49

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6519Mr Dome

I can't wait for someone to open the door

21/04/19 8:36:48

 
Dot Old Vote score: 459Dot Old

Jamaican Skeleton rookie lost it on the third bend and narrowly escaped injury

21/04/19 8:35:30

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21596Michael Winner

It was a warning to the other Leprechauns.

21/04/19 8:29:39

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1732James Lennox

"My dad said I'd never amount to anything, but I got a job in scaffolding."

21/04/19 8:28:39

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21596Michael Winner

"Davis, good news- you have the corner office."

21/04/19 8:27:41

 
stone face Vote score: 3934stone face

Lazy sod, he's always got to lumber around.

21/04/19 8:22:32

 
Molly R Vote score: 872Molly R

He'd have been better with two short planks.

21/04/19 8:15:23

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3903Dave Bryan

''Get me down, Robin. The Joker did it while I was asleep.''

21/04/19 8:14:26

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

I tried to persuade him to come down but it's pointless preaching to the inverted.

21/04/19 8:13:21

 
stone face Vote score: 3934stone face

"Hello mum, I've finally sorted out somewhere to sleep in London, and it's really cheap."

21/04/19 8:11:05

 
Joe Vote score: 1555Joe

Daz’s doorstep challenge

21/04/19 8:03:41

 
Dot Old Vote score: 459Dot Old

Trainee superhero gets it wrong again

21/04/19 8:02:45

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3903Dave Bryan

Planker

21/04/19 8:01:48

 
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