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For the first time in a generation, the people of Newcastle catch a glimpse of the sun.
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stone face Vote score: 3457stone face

For the first time in a generation, the people of Newcastle catch a glimpse of the sun.

12/04/19 8:03:13

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Fake news, the baths don't open until 10.00am. --John Glover
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5187Glyn Evans

"We offer this bamboo so that you will spare our village, o Mega Panda"

12/04/19 9:23:57

 
Mr. Toad Vote score: 1733Mr. Toad

Angry staff at the Ecuadorian embassy clamour to witness Julian Assange's arrest after he fails to leave a tip.

12/04/19 9:54:33

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Ha Ha Ha Keep his Cat in lieu of perhaps. --BAD BOY DENNIS *
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 584Spycenwolf

"Is it a bird?"
"Is it a plane?"
"Wait, what's a 'plane'?"

12/04/19 8:02:56

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7407Vanessa the Guesser

Lilliputians accused of upskirting as Gulliver's girlfriend walks past.

12/04/19 8:33:15

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21299Michael Winner

The community sighs as they realised that Bob has finally reached that age where people start yelling at clouds.

12/04/19 8:23:54

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18511John Glover

All the villagers say goodbye to Esther Terrestrial.

12/04/19 10:47:34

 
Mark England Vote score: 14459Mark England

"Come any closer and I'll burst you with my stick"
It's World War 1 and the villagers get their first glimpse of the zeppelin.

12/04/19 8:16:13

 
Mr. Toad Vote score: 1733Mr. Toad

"M H 3 7, and I think that's a '0'."

12/04/19 10:09:46

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19700John Llamas

The naturist parachute trip caused something of a stir locally

12/04/19 8:37:27

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8925Neil Mackenzie

Is that a Brexit deal or a flying pig?

12/04/19 8:02:01

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 164Gavin Smithers

"Oh No! Prince Philip's taken up flying?"

12/04/19 22:41:05

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4036Kenny Ireland

Cane and unable.

12/04/19 21:03:06

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4807Chris Keegan

"I warned you Gulliver, we're getting seriously pis*ed off with you being the subject of our captions!"

12/04/19 8:26:31

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34632Welsh Rarebit

"Look, a flying shed!"

12/04/19 8:02:10

 
Phoenix Vote score: 1192Phoenix

That's the Cat that chewed my new shoes

14/04/19 8:21:12

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4036Kenny Ireland

"Hand over your treasures Gulliver. This is a stick up".

12/04/19 21:01:39

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4036Kenny Ireland

Here Moses. Sorry I couldn't get the staff.

12/04/19 20:59:39

 
larry G. Vote score: 1114larry G.

Noticing a flock of ducks is going north instead of south for the winter.

12/04/19 16:59:28

 
larry G. Vote score: 1114larry G.

Trying to convince Liam not to jump off the ledge.

12/04/19 16:55:27

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 530Scrappy Doo

It's Oprah and she's headed this way!

12/04/19 13:35:24

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18511John Glover

Gladys had left the bedroom curtains open and her light on again.

12/04/19 10:49:50

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3836Vivvy En

"Oi Gulliver! Give me back my brolly top, you big brute. I don't care if your missus has lost a nipple shield."

12/04/19 9:35:56

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 1913Stephen Bean

Gawking stick

12/04/19 9:32:57

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28650Tony Edwards

"What the flock's that?"

12/04/19 9:15:47

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20158Ian Skelding

"We're going to die soon."
"why?"
"Pie in the sky."

12/04/19 9:10:54

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3240Dave Bryan

''I can't see a crane, Bob.''
''I'm holding it in my hand.''

12/04/19 8:29:35

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1136James Lennox

"Oh my God! What the hell is that on the end of my cane?"

12/04/19 8:18:12

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19700John Llamas

..... in the days before selfies

12/04/19 8:17:53

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1420Stu Dent

Thay say that Black hole is around there but I cant see it

12/04/19 8:17:40

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1420Stu Dent

I have thrown that pigeon away five times and it's keeps coming back, So this time I'll be waiting

12/04/19 8:14:51

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6150Mr Dome

Gulliver!! will you please just f*** off!!

12/04/19 8:12:46

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3240Dave Bryan

''That must be Grey Flash going into his loft.''

12/04/19 8:12:45

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1420Stu Dent

The English Pointer breaders association

12/04/19 8:12:37

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4807Chris Keegan

"Look! It's Game of Thrones, back on Sky!"

12/04/19 8:11:54

 
stone face Vote score: 3457stone face

"There she goes, little Daisy. I told you not to let her outside with those party balloons.
Junior! Go and get the shotgun."

12/04/19 8:11:51

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3240Dave Bryan

''It's Superhousewife!''

12/04/19 8:09:11

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3240Dave Bryan

''There must be trouble at mill again. The sky is full of flying pickets.''

12/04/19 8:05:45

 
Mark England Vote score: 14459Mark England

25/3/2019
" Look. What's happening to my flock?"

12/04/19 8:03:08

 
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