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Stu Dent Vote score: 3746Stu Dent

The orient express

07/04/19 8:00:08

 
Mr. Toad Vote score: 1738Mr. Toad

"No. Still no job ads for air hostesses..."

07/04/19 8:21:04

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6978The Wolf

Seoul searching

07/04/19 9:55:09

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11509Vanessa the Guesser

Singer-pore

07/04/19 9:06:17

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14552Dan Nicholls

She is always Peking over my shoulder.

07/04/19 9:32:37

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14552Dan Nicholls

Ah sew

07/04/19 9:31:52

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9036Dave Bryan

''It says that Chris Keegan has won the March Caption Competition.''

07/04/19 8:17:53

 
stone face Vote score: 7464stone face

"It's says I was the star on China's Got Talent with my sewing machine display. It says they found a really great Singer."

07/04/19 8:04:56

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9243Stephen Bean

I don’t know why they bother. Most of the news in China is fabricated.

07/04/19 8:01:47

 
stone face Vote score: 7464stone face

" The headline is from our great leader, King Jellyfish, he says that all citizens must wear their jellyfish mind control caps at all times, or face punishment."

07/04/19 8:09:56

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 2099Scrappy Doo

Beware of Devo knock-offs.

08/04/19 1:08:33

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 175Madeline Charlton

"Can someone help , please? This sewing pattern was made in Taiwan . It's as easy to follow as an Ikea manual!"

07/04/19 16:53:00

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8432Chris Keegan

"So what is this 'Blexit' thing they're all going on about?"
- "No fooking idea..."

07/04/19 15:53:33

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

"Don't feel like you have to rationalise everything, Aries. There's a likelihood that you'll find yourself in a Chinese sweatshop producing luxury goods for western imperial pigdogs."

07/04/19 12:24:22

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20326John Glover

"Oh, local police appologise after arresting the Wong person."

07/04/19 12:19:27

 
John Ettery John Ettery

It says here that most people believe what they read in the paper.

Incredible, but it must be true

07/04/19 12:01:30

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9243Stephen Bean

Their latest work made the national newspaper. It’s not easy attaching ticklers to the world’s largest sex toy.

07/04/19 10:37:17

 
Mark England Vote score: 16542Mark England

I'm not surprised that they're called 'sweatshops', sewing in those coats they must be boiling.

07/04/19 10:07:46

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2538Trace Sarge

North Career...job section

07/04/19 9:58:15

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14552Dan Nicholls

They can't start work until they've red their stars...

07/04/19 9:37:06

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

News of the Underworld

07/04/19 9:35:08

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8432Chris Keegan

"Apparently the woof isn't velly safe and one of us is going to die in next episode!"

07/04/19 9:19:16

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5626Vivvy En

"What? It says here that pink shower caps are last week's fashion!"

07/04/19 9:14:32

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21936Ian Skelding

The red tops

07/04/19 8:51:07

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31443Tony Edwards

The rag trade

07/04/19 8:49:19

 
  Smuldo Vote score: 11586 Smuldo

"I'm fed up working here, I'm looking at the Sit-you-Asians Vacant..."

07/04/19 8:38:16

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9243Stephen Bean

East Side Story

07/04/19 8:27:27

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2851GeeDee

It say's Carla from Coronation Street, wants us to sew knickers for her

07/04/19 8:08:38

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

"Ooh look, next year's election results are in."

07/04/19 8:06:44

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2851GeeDee

What's it say??
I don't know,it looks Greek to me

07/04/19 8:06:30

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22855Michael Winner

“Eh Rita, there’s something in ‘ere about Mike Baldwin…”

07/04/19 8:04:42

 
Molly R Vote score: 1665Molly R

"It is so hard to figure out this sewing pattern."

07/04/19 8:03:03

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9419Mr Dome

They all look the same to me

07/04/19 8:02:56

 
stone face Vote score: 7464stone face

She's looking for Korea opportunities.

07/04/19 8:01:36

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9036Dave Bryan

Very dim Sun

07/04/19 8:01:23

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5340James Lennox

"Breaking News! Minimum wage increases by 3 cents per hour!"

07/04/19 8:00:52

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10555Neil Mackenzie

It says the brexit delay is a stitch up.

07/04/19 8:00:13

 
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