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"Hey Bill, why did we join this stupid society again?" "Shut up Harry, and remember the ratio. Its 6 to 1 mate."
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James Lennox Vote score: 5364James Lennox

"Hey Bill, why did we join this stupid society again?"
"Shut up Harry, and remember the ratio. It's 6 to 1 mate."

03/04/19 9:14:20

 
stone face Vote score: 7496stone face

The annual general meeting of Villagers Against the Overuse Of Tables, takes place on Friday. All welcome.

03/04/19 11:09:05

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9095Dave Bryan

''All those who have had knee replacements stop showing off and stand up again.''

03/04/19 8:46:06

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9095Dave Bryan

''We are The Village Green Preservation Society....''

03/04/19 8:05:54

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8487Chris Keegan

It's customary to share a shot of beer prior to starting proceeding at the annual Guildford swingers party.

03/04/19 8:00:10

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

Tom and Jim with their wives in Salt Lake City Utah.

03/04/19 17:32:34

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 944Sam Cass

The front row can't get up and those in the back row have soiled themselves. They've all been like this since 1987.

03/04/19 11:59:42

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3758Stu Dent

Cheese and wine party

03/04/19 8:51:46

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

The local Hallzeimers Society

03/04/19 8:29:45

 
Mark England Vote score: 16554Mark England

Saga Louts

03/04/19 8:07:35

 
Mark England Vote score: 16554Mark England

Pale Ails

03/04/19 8:05:34

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 394Gavin Smithers

A group of retired pharmacists claims that bottled beer can stop you feeling a little hoarse.

10/04/19 13:24:17

 
Poxy Jock Vote score: 86Poxy Jock

Dentures 'R' us

05/04/19 22:49:29

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 2119Scrappy Doo

Spin FOUR bottles. Everyone is getting laid!

04/04/19 2:07:33

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 681Generic RedHead

The sound of their knees cracking after they got up could be heard miles away.

04/04/19 0:19:19

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 175Madeline Charlton

Horsing around at the secret spin the bottle society .

03/04/19 19:26:53

 
Poxy Jock Vote score: 86Poxy Jock

The village Ventriloquism Society pictured during their rehearsal of their forthcoming play "Gottle Of Geer"

03/04/19 18:49:50

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1402Karen Oakenfull

Doreen puts on an impressive spread for her friends when they have a get-together. Or she used to before she went barmy.

03/04/19 17:11:12

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

"We're all Friday night bingo winners at the Elks Lodge."

03/04/19 17:02:48

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2538Trace Sarge

Old wives ale

03/04/19 16:49:14

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20364John Glover

The local red cross group proudly line up and display just some the items retrieved from various persons orifice's after the wine laden village Summer Solstice party got a little bit out of hand.

03/04/19 15:57:00

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 1402Karen Oakenfull

I’m not sure what they’re worshiping. They look like a bunch of cults to me.

03/04/19 15:04:52

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 559Barrie Bullock

The worshipful company's initiation ceremony begins.

03/04/19 14:47:11

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2538Trace Sarge

"Hey dad which one is my mum?"

03/04/19 14:39:31

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9342Stephen Bean

Our young stallions are in for a tiring night of ‘spinster the bottle’.

03/04/19 11:06:45

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 458Lawrence Day

Who cares about the age of the women, we get free wine.

03/04/19 11:03:35

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21962Ian Skelding

Mock Tudor family all you like ... they don't care.

03/04/19 9:37:54

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14623Dan Nicholls

I'm glad there are 2 fire extinguishers. You'll need them when those hot tarts start dancing. No wonder the chaps are rubbing their legs.

03/04/19 9:22:49

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14623Dan Nicholls

Graham was annoyed. Geoff had promised he wouldn't wear his jeans, now all the skirt would be chasing him. What chance did he stand in his sh*tty cords. Screw you Geoff.

03/04/19 9:19:50

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14623Dan Nicholls

Village Haul: Best raffle ever.

03/04/19 9:17:42

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5694Vivvy En

The members of the original My Little Pony Club still love to foal around

03/04/19 8:40:15

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31478Tony Edwards

Old Farts' beer

03/04/19 8:38:42

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Saga louts

03/04/19 8:29:30

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9095Dave Bryan

Beer and brittles

03/04/19 8:14:24

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 11554Vanessa the Guesser

We're about to try our specially made Ouija board here at Alcoholics Anonymous

03/04/19 8:03:22

 
Molly R Vote score: 1681Molly R

Joan was ready to grab for a bottle when the music stopped.

03/04/19 8:03:14

 
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