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"Dave Im having the worst day ever, Im out of breath through being overweight, Im pushing our 9 year old in a pushchair because hes a brat and too lazy to walk, and now to top it off, this Shithead Steve appeared in the corner and took a picture and n
"Dave Im having the worst day ever, Im out of breath through being overweight, Im pushing our 9 year old in a pushchair because hes a brat and too lazy to walk, and now to top it off, this Shithead Steve appeared in the corner and took a picture and n photo | portfolio
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The Wolf Vote score: 3319The Wolf

"Dave I'm having the worst day ever, I'm out of breath through being overweight, I'm pushing our 9 year old in a pushchair because he's a brat and too lazy to walk, and now to top it off, this Shithead Steve appeared in the corner and took a picture and now everyone's taking the piss"

26/03/19 20:18:24

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6878Mr Dome

'2 double cheeseburgers, 2 large fries, 2 apple pies, and 2 large cokes. And for me....'

27/03/19 7:15:04

 
stone face Vote score: 4511stone face

"Hello is that the Jeremy Kyle Show? Am sorry we're running late, my boyfriend won't get out of the pram."

26/03/19 20:33:30

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9260Neil Mackenzie

We are sorry to hear about your complaint, we have never had anyone complain about the axles bending. You are using it for a 0 to 12 baby?
Yes he’s only 11 stone six.

27/03/19 6:19:41

 
stone face Vote score: 4511stone face

"No sorry son, I just can't be arsed walking all the way round to the front of the pram, just to take your shoes off."

26/03/19 20:13:02

 
Molly R Vote score: 970Molly R

"I already phoned you once, Mummy - now GET ME SOME CHIPS!"

26/03/19 20:06:13

 
Poxy Jock Vote score: 63Poxy Jock

"What do you mean, You can't see us?"

26/03/19 20:04:27

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4277Vivvy En

"Dial-a-Pizza? I rang 10 minutes ago, where are you? We're wasting away here."

26/03/19 20:16:07

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 946Scrappy Doo

Why can't they be more athletic like us, typing at a computer?

26/03/19 20:08:51

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6003Chris Keegan

"Come on Wayne, KFC or Burger King?"

26/03/19 20:01:11

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1930Crunchy Chords

A journey of a thousand miles begins with single... er, never mind, let's just see if they can make it back to the car.

26/03/19 20:00:21

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19189John Glover

"I want a thousand pounds, otherwise you can have him back!"

26/03/19 20:28:09

 
stone face Vote score: 4511stone face

"Come on Junior! It's my turn to have a go in the pram."

26/03/19 20:16:15

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36383Welsh Rarebit

"He's so heavy to push that I'm considering buying a four-meal drive."

26/03/19 20:15:16

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3319The Wolf

"Mrs Jones? This is Sue from Social Services. Ok we don't mind you keeping 6 month old Tommy, but we do ask that you put a padlock on your crisp cupboard"

26/03/19 20:03:08

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2455Trace Sarge

"Hello...HGV taxis's"

26/03/19 20:01:34

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1930Crunchy Chords

“Yes, Doctor, I'm getting out more and exercising, but I'm having trouble eliminating prams-fat.”

26/03/19 20:01:29

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 335Generic RedHead

"He has literally just thrown his toys out of the pram, how are we gonna afford a new PlayStation?"

27/03/19 17:23:31

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4298Kenny Ireland

"No. I don't have your phone and I certainly did not text for 5 pizza deliveries".

27/03/19 4:46:29

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6878Mr Dome

What a waste

27/03/19 3:46:37

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5622Greg Curtis

“Yeah, if you could check, I think I left my white sneakers at home.”

27/03/19 1:47:31

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 237Charles Gilbert

"Well, not until he's been breast fed!"

26/03/19 23:55:08

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3539Stephen Bean

Looks like she needs all the child support she can get.

26/03/19 23:18:28

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 663Sam Cass

They're in shape. Circle is a shape.

26/03/19 21:28:55

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 663Sam Cass

"Aww, look at little Mammothy in his lorry."

26/03/19 21:24:59

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 663Sam Cass

Two members of the Crowd family.

26/03/19 21:20:03

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2397Karyn Harrison

Rise in infant obesity rates blamed on Peppa Pig.

26/03/19 21:01:21

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1930Crunchy Chords

Critics disliked Kevin Kwan's next film, “Lazy Wretch Caucasians."

26/03/19 20:49:26

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2374James Lennox

"Hello, Marty's Mobile Pram Repairs? It's me again."

26/03/19 20:48:54

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6003Chris Keegan

Primark introduce their new mobile network, you just pay as you grow.

26/03/19 20:45:07

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19189John Glover

"Plain clothes is all right guv, but 'shorty' here is getting some real suspicious looks."

26/03/19 20:35:08

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2455Trace Sarge

Wide berth

26/03/19 20:31:11

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5512Glyn Evans

"Sarah Connor?"

26/03/19 20:24:45

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36383Welsh Rarebit

Perambuleater

26/03/19 20:18:58

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12690Dan Nicholls

"Why is he in a pram?"
"Have you tried carrying him?"

26/03/19 20:15:39

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20816Ian Skelding

Bulk Bulk

26/03/19 20:13:51

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12690Dan Nicholls

"Yeah, we're loving Butlins. It's just to spend time with Riley, know what I mean?"

26/03/19 20:13:42

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4701Chris Halliwell

Right you look on the Internet and I'll ring them, the Recovering Anorexic's Society must be round here somewhere.

26/03/19 20:10:20

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2314Stu Dent

Jake and the fat mam

26/03/19 20:09:48

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20816Ian Skelding

Ring untone

26/03/19 20:09:12

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2374James Lennox

"What should I do? He's refusing to get out of the pram. I'm really starting to worry about the baby."

26/03/19 20:08:52

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8675Vanessa the Guesser

"Sorry mum, you're not really fat. I just said it ingest."

26/03/19 20:08:50

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2314Stu Dent

Does my son look big in this

26/03/19 20:08:34

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 946Scrappy Doo

Nine is a little old for the stroller.

26/03/19 20:06:49

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5690Hercules Rockefeller

Goober Eats

26/03/19 20:06:41

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36383Welsh Rarebit

Your carriage aweights

26/03/19 20:01:20

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2455Trace Sarge

The pram busters

26/03/19 20:00:54

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 3539Stephen Bean

They’re just big phoned

26/03/19 20:00:45

 
The Wolf Vote score: 3319The Wolf

“Mum, cant you ask the Doctor to check your earwax rather than Skyping me?”

26/03/19 20:00:14

 
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