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Michael Winner Vote score: 22608Michael Winner

"I'm sorry to inform you that your daughter has failed her military camouflage exam."

09/02/20 20:50:25

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14069Dan Nicholls

Marvel admit that they are struggling to come up with new characters as they release new film "The Bruise".

09/02/20 20:41:58

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2727Crunchy Chords

"You can't just leave me here in medieval Plymouth!" shouted Clara Oswald at The Doctor.

09/02/20 20:39:24

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21317Ian Skelding

Warning, images of sects and violets.

09/02/20 20:10:52

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5072Vivvy En

"I was walking the dog and there she was, just stood there. 'Great' I thought, 'somewhere to hang the poo bag.'"

09/02/20 20:35:49

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7350Dave Bryan

So she's responsible for this f-cking weather.

09/02/20 20:35:05

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Mr Dome  Vote score: 8638Mr Dome

Just a bit lower and I'll try sucking on your left testicle first, Gulliver

09/02/20 20:26:51

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5965The Wolf

"and then I bought a can of spray paint and grabbed the neighbour's Shih Tzus and job done...outfit complete"

09/02/20 20:06:42

 
Guideaux . Vote score: 2105Guideaux .

"That's it, now catch that anvil with your ancient powers".

09/02/20 20:02:07

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 477Mark Wilson

Growing up we were poor so i had a lot of charity shop clothing. Unfortunately Kate Bush lived in the same village

09/02/20 23:27:16

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Babooshkashit, I hear you cry --Mark Wilson
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9852Neil Mackenzie

Cosplay where Remainers retreat into a fantasy world where they have to make their own clothes. Believing that leaving the EU will end clothing coming from Pakistan, India and Bangladesh.

09/02/20 21:33:11

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 477Mark Wilson

This guess my favourite Quality Street game is hard

09/02/20 20:54:14

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22608Michael Winner

Due to a typo, Maureen decided to destroy western society by running off and joining IRIS.

09/02/20 20:49:22

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30674Tony Edwards

The Thigh Priestess

09/02/20 20:12:18

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 6823Stephen Bean

"You're wasting your time Ciara. You'll never be able to make it rain like that."

09/02/20 20:00:41

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All she has to do is hang out two lines of washing. Simple! --Karyn Harrison
Mark Wilson Vote score: 477Mark Wilson

Purple rain dance

09/02/20 20:00:36

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She likes to mauve it mauve it ... --Karyn Harrison
John  Glover Vote score: 19929John Glover

"Cynthia had a $4,000 dollar budget, and she blue it."

09/02/20 20:34:20

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 3838Karyn Harrison

Ten minutes later it started raining cats and dogs and she was killed by a falling alsatian.

09/02/20 20:31:03

 
The Wolf Vote score: 5965The Wolf

"I've found God!"

"God? You need Gok Wan love, not God"

09/02/20 20:27:43

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Don't advertise it, millions of people will claim that God is theirs. --John Glover
stone face Vote score: 6763stone face

Shes waiting for a prince to share he purple reign

09/02/20 20:17:09

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10327Vanessa the Guesser

♫ One day my Prince will come ♫

09/02/20 20:01:29

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 1708Scrijjy Doo

Harry Potter and The Chamber of Syphilis

10/02/20 20:23:49

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 3215Stu Dent

How the hell did I get up the plum duff.

09/02/20 22:54:17

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8151Chris Keegan

Don't you just hate a label with the wrong thighs?

09/02/20 22:04:25

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9852Neil Mackenzie

Be careful it’s ragamuffin week.

09/02/20 21:26:13

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30674Tony Edwards

Frock Goddess

09/02/20 20:42:27

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10327Vanessa the Guesser

Humpty's looking a bit unsteady again..

09/02/20 20:34:50

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19929John Glover

"For f**ks sake, you might let me finish dressing before I go on the Arctic Run.

09/02/20 20:30:53

 
Rachel P Vote score: 633Rachel P

Forget-Me-Not!

09/02/20 20:26:41

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22608Michael Winner

"That's it, perfect! Now, if you could just walk around this field of crops like that for eight hours..."

09/02/20 20:20:34

 
stone face Vote score: 6763stone face

Students!!

09/02/20 20:18:41

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38785Welsh Rarebit

She's got the ✟ Factor

09/02/20 20:17:27

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8151Chris Keegan

She works in Abbadashery.

09/02/20 20:00:30

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38785Welsh Rarebit

Someone's feeling blue today

09/02/20 20:00:06

 
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