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" My poor goats not as agile as he used to be, since he lost his legs and I had to superglue him to a table."  "He still manages to get on the friggin roof though!"
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stone face Vote score: 3701stone face

" My poor goat's not as agile as he used to be, since he lost his legs and I had to superglue him to a table."

"He still manages to get on the friggin' roof though!"

02/03/19 20:28:27

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It was the last sentance that made me laugh. --Barrie Bullock
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28982Tony Edwards

Ruminant with a view.

02/03/19 20:23:43

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1464James Lennox

Strange place for a kidnap.

02/03/19 23:02:44

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8994Neil Mackenzie

In a mix up in fairytale land, Billy Goat Gruff sits on the chimney of the three little pigs house, a wolf gets eaten by a troll while trying to cross a bridge and Theresa May still promises to deliver Brexit.

03/03/19 6:47:34

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It was all so feasible till the last line.. --stone face
Molly R Vote score: 778Molly R

"Yes, it's the only way we can get 4G around here."

02/03/19 20:02:47

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3930Vivvy En

Landscape goat

02/03/19 21:38:03

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18703John Glover

He was told to be scene and not herd.

02/03/19 21:36:42

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5205Chris Keegan

The steaks are high

02/03/19 23:07:56

 
stone face Vote score: 3701stone face

"Hey goat! Get off my roof and no butts."

02/03/19 20:26:02

 
Madeline Charlton Vote score: 38Madeline Charlton

"Yeah Troll , try an' get me now !"

03/03/19 22:07:04

 
Charles Gilbert Vote score: 189Charles Gilbert

"Sure he's a bit noisy up there, but HBO comes in clear as a bell now."

03/03/19 20:47:20

 
larry G. Vote score: 1145larry G.

Movie sequel-Goat On The Hot Tin Roof.

03/03/19 18:54:58

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21457Michael Winner

Chamois clever.

03/03/19 16:25:26

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5476Greg Curtis

Hilly Goat

03/03/19 4:23:02

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1910The Wolf

Hillbilly

02/03/19 23:38:56

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6312Mr Dome

By the hair on my chimney chin chin I will not let you in

02/03/19 23:28:10

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6312Mr Dome

I came up here to clear my saw head

02/03/19 23:14:16

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6312Mr Dome

I am so tired I just came up here to Everest

02/03/19 23:11:28

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 601Scrappy Doo

Gaur so vane.

02/03/19 23:11:05

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18703John Glover

"Oh shut up, you are beginning to get my goat."
"You've got another think coming if you expect me to bloodywell climb up there."

02/03/19 21:42:58

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28982Tony Edwards

Alpine horns

02/03/19 21:32:54

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28982Tony Edwards

Hoofer

02/03/19 21:25:45

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 439Sam Cass

Antler & Deck.

02/03/19 21:20:57

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1464James Lennox

Another tough picture when I've got a caption quota to use - That always gets my goat up.

02/03/19 21:19:51

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 439Sam Cass

Shhhh, he's Heiding.

02/03/19 21:18:14

 
Dot Old Vote score: 457Dot Old

I-bex he's not frightened of heights

02/03/19 21:13:23

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18703John Glover

"How does it get down?"
"By doing a swiss roll."

02/03/19 21:10:47

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

Everyone calls him Donkey Goaty because he's a bit of an ass.

02/03/19 21:10:38

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28982Tony Edwards

Doe cooker

02/03/19 21:06:14

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20368Ian Skelding

"Shouldn't you kill it before you smoke it?"

02/03/19 21:05:16

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7737Vanessa the Guesser

Heidi high!

02/03/19 21:02:03

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28982Tony Edwards

Goaty McGoatface

02/03/19 20:46:07

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5297Glyn Evans

Jurassic Alps

02/03/19 20:31:53

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12180Dan Nicholls

You've got to be kidding.

02/03/19 20:25:28

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12180Dan Nicholls

Billy Goats Groof

02/03/19 20:25:09

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28982Tony Edwards

Hooftop protest

02/03/19 20:21:31

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7737Vanessa the Guesser

"I'm sure I just heard Julie Andrews singing about a lonely goat turd."

02/03/19 20:12:46

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1626Stu Dent

he matterhorn

02/03/19 20:08:32

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5511Tosser Wivlov

Come on Santa it's daylight already.

02/03/19 20:04:13

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Lol. I thought it was a deer too. Trouble with doing captions on a 4inch screen. --James Lennox
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1661Crunchy Chords

Mountain gloat

02/03/19 20:02:56

 
stone face Vote score: 3701stone face

"Oh that goat.. I met him at last years V-Festival."

02/03/19 20:41:05

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5297Glyn Evans

"Right Jeremy you're going to fix the roof today, no buts..."

02/03/19 20:34:59

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Cool. Didn't clock it. :-) --Glyn Evans
stone face Vote score: 3701stone face

"Hey dad, with that new aerial we can finally get Channel 5."

02/03/19 20:22:45

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1464James Lennox

True fact: When at rest, goats always face into the wind to help detect would be predators. This makes them very good wind vanes.

02/03/19 20:19:47

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Nice idea, but you could change the last line to 'Unfortunately, these are apex predators.' --Michael Winner
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35149Welsh Rarebit

"Fancy a shag, Giselle? All this mountain air is making me horny."

02/03/19 20:00:10

 
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