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Mr Dome  Vote score: 6299Mr Dome

Dave looks like the sort of person who had escaped from a ward

12/03/19 8:52:07

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 2276Stephen Bean

The world '1 potato, 2 potato' champion receives his trophy.

12/03/19 8:00:04

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

"I think it's one of those shiny unhappy people REM made a song about."

12/03/19 10:41:55

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20361Ian Skelding

Best supporting actor

12/03/19 9:35:33

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5472Greg Curtis

“And last but not least, I wanna thank Gulliver.”

12/03/19 10:42:52

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35122Welsh Rarebit

Bronzki Pete

12/03/19 8:49:44

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12169Dan Nicholls

And the award for best animated short goes to...

12/03/19 8:30:43

 
stone face Vote score: 3693stone face

"Shit! Am gonna have to get a bigger mantlepiece."

12/03/19 8:25:04

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 1995Trace Sarge

"For god sake Jim put it down...besides it won't fit in the bag"

12/03/19 8:24:31

 
stone face Vote score: 3693stone face

And the winner of the best supporting role is this fella who stopped the wobbly oversized Oscar from falling over.

12/03/19 8:12:03

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1453James Lennox

"And the lifetime achievement award for being the biggest prick in Hollywood goes to ... Harvey Weinstein!"

12/03/19 8:01:17

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4121Kenny Ireland

Was this financed by Goldman Sachs?

12/03/19 15:50:58

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 600Scrappy Doo

Statutory Rape

12/03/19 14:48:04

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 436Sam Cass

#WeTwo

12/03/19 12:58:48

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 436Sam Cass

🎵 "I ain't saying he's a gold digger but he ain't messing with no broke figure."🎵

12/03/19 12:57:16

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18698John Glover

Having to sell the fibreglass copy of his namesake made Oscar wild.

12/03/19 12:19:34

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5297Glyn Evans

Donovan was so close, but the butter statue prize kept slipping through his fingers.

12/03/19 9:49:58

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5297Glyn Evans

"Now Genetically Modified Jelly Baby, on my word, get 'em."

12/03/19 9:49:03

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5199Chris Keegan

It was clear that Oscar was thoroughly unimpressed at being awarded a little old man in shorts from the audience.

12/03/19 9:40:18

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 2276Stephen Bean

"It's very kind of you to bring gifts and make another statue of me Tom but my wife is starting to get suspicious."

12/03/19 9:29:12

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6299Mr Dome

Weirdest trophy hunter prize I've ever seen

12/03/19 9:11:11

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

"Me and the old bag were having our picture taken when he just came and stood right in front of us. How arrogant!"

12/03/19 9:00:30

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

Security was lax at this year's Oscar ceremony. Photo-bombers everywhere.

12/03/19 8:58:27

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28979Tony Edwards

.....and the weiner is.....

12/03/19 8:56:49

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8991Neil Mackenzie

Political speech! Political speech!

12/03/19 8:52:01

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1897The Wolf

"Hold it right there...... Police Academy, you're under arrest."

12/03/19 8:44:04

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1453James Lennox

It's not till you see it life size that you realise Oscar has the weirdest penis in history.

12/03/19 8:33:42

 
Oliver Lindsay Vote score: 55Oliver Lindsay

"can we keep him..."

12/03/19 8:32:58

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19750John Llamas

“ ....... OK now if you hold still, any second now, don’t be alarmed but you might feel a little prick”

12/03/19 8:26:26

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1626Stu Dent

This is my oscar next time I will get out my Golden Globes.

12/03/19 8:15:11

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20361Ian Skelding

" ,,,, and the air Snooker Champion is ..."

12/03/19 8:09:49

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3597Dave Bryan

Orange feel

12/03/19 8:07:50

 
stone face Vote score: 3693stone face

"Not a winner, but he was just happy to have made it onto the shorts list."

12/03/19 8:07:46

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 1995Trace Sarge

Oscar pissed tourist

12/03/19 8:07:12

 
Molly R Vote score: 777Molly R

He hadn't realised until that day that he was a direct descendant of King Midas.

12/03/19 8:03:45

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5413Hercules Rockefeller

Isaac's Oscar

12/03/19 8:00:38

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5199Chris Keegan

"And the Oscar goes to.....Stuart Little!"

12/03/19 8:00:17

 
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