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Here's an image of the mugger who was pepper sprayed and then salt sprayed by his brave victim. Police said they are looking for a seasoned criminal.
06/02/19 8:31:26
Selfski
06/02/19 22:05:26
''I'm innocent. This is a stitch up.''
06/02/19 8:11:15
''Believe me, we didn't go to West Ham to steal a point.''
06/02/19 8:06:03
Man-absorbing slug envelopes next victim
07/02/19 11:34:33
"Do you recognise this identiknit?"
06/02/19 9:42:13
Louis Thaw-roux
06/02/19 9:37:43
Feminist extremist still wears eye shadow but refuses to wear foundation or to shave, demands her right to cover her face in public. Sorry, I shouldn’t assume gender, demands it’s right to cover it’s face in public.
06/02/19 8:48:48
"I was ripped off when I bought this Spiderman mask, and I just hate it when people pull the wool over my eyes."
06/02/19 8:28:07
a.k.a "The Peperami".
06/02/19 8:20:49
Shy selfie.
06/02/19 8:15:46
"Larry's yer man... snow bank job too tricky"
06/02/19 8:07:21
"Give us your cashmere now or else!"
06/02/19 8:06:31
Knitwit
06/02/19 8:00:07
Creature comforts
08/02/19 18:41:58
“When you invited me to Scotland for baklava, I may have misheard.”
06/02/19 15:47:01
There are bollock fanciers, and then there are bollock lovers.
06/02/19 15:23:26
'I see a red balaclava and I want to paint it black.'
06/02/19 12:55:40
Trevorism
06/02/19 12:53:27
Oscar the Grouch thrown off Sesame Street after blackface photo surfaces.
06/02/19 11:24:24
Fax Jacker
06/02/19 9:38:58
Gerry Adams spotted today in Barry Clava.
06/02/19 9:37:38
He was easily identified...Should've gone to Specshavers
06/02/19 9:28:38
Larry's library book 'How To Rob A Bank' was overdue but he was sure he could persuade the nice ladies to waive the fine.
06/02/19 8:57:54
"That's Dave when he auditioned for Breaking Bad."
06/02/19 8:48:12
A masked Robert
06/02/19 8:46:33
Bill O'Clava and his gang strike again.
06/02/19 8:44:08
A School administration clerk is wanted for kidnapping after being caught attempting to empty the register.
06/02/19 8:41:32
American rapper/producer Wool.I.Am releases a new video.
06/02/19 8:29:13
''Just walk down the line and take a close look at the suspects. Can you recognise the man known as Balaclava Bob?''
06/02/19 8:26:33
Eddie the Eagle Strikes Back.
06/02/19 8:18:28
"Shut your mouths, six-eyes."
06/02/19 8:13:47
Police have noticed a strange pattern in recent burglaries.
06/02/19 8:09:26
Mask upon cheese
06/02/19 8:04:32
It's not pretty when Pacman gets caught.
06/02/19 8:03:37
Robertson's decide political correctness has gone mad and re-launch company mascot.
06/02/19 8:01:29
My wife put it in the washing machine along with a paper hanky
06/02/19 8:00:27
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