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Michael Winner Vote score: 21293Michael Winner

Square dance.

10/02/19 12:20:15

 
Mark England Vote score: 14458Mark England

The Very Conservative Party

10/02/19 12:14:00

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1501The Wolf

Julie was very much looking forward to sitting on her first 12 inch

10/02/19 12:07:23

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That'll be a hard record to break! --Karyn Harrison
Stu Dent Vote score: 1420Stu Dent

And the record for most bums touched that night goes to the chair

10/02/19 12:00:08

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18507John Glover

"Don't go out with the blonde lad Debbie."
"Why?"
"He'll try and get into your knickers."
"He'd be disappointed then, I don't wear any."

10/02/19 12:15:13

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1129James Lennox

I think they've misinterpreted the rules of musical chairs.

10/02/19 12:09:05

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5395Greg Curtis

"On the surface, boys are somewhat different than girls, but on the INSIDE, there is a VAS deferens."

10/02/19 13:20:09

 
Molly R Vote score: 770Molly R

If one more boy sits down, he'll break the record.

10/02/19 12:00:14

 
stone face Vote score: 3439stone face

"Things will kick in when young Fat Boy Slim turns up and plays his one record."

10/02/19 12:35:36

 
Dot Old Vote score: 384Dot Old

More chance of a light-bulb moment at this party than me having one for a good caption...

10/02/19 15:45:54

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6140Mr Dome

They laughed as it was obvious that Myriam and Jack had been shagging - their shoes gave them away. She now was now wearing cherry loafers and he sported a pair of royal blue slingbacks (out of shot)

10/02/19 15:19:13

 
G fj Vote score: 481G fj

"That's why I study advanced maths - three can go into two"

10/02/19 13:58:13

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4801Chris Keegan

"Get here early they said, there's bound to be a cue they said".

10/02/19 12:40:37

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1501The Wolf

"Lads, this party is so lame. Shall we just go?"

"F*ck that, I've got Twister in the boot of the car"

10/02/19 12:30:48

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 1905Funny Bean

Avoi-dance

10/02/19 12:12:20

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1129James Lennox

Looks like his shoes are having a party but his trousers weren't invited.

10/02/19 12:05:25

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4801Chris Keegan

"So you're telling me, if the bird in the light blue dress gave you the come on, you wouldn't take her outside, get her up against the wall and give her a dam good seeing to?"
- "No"
- "Why on earth not???"
- "She's my sister".

10/02/19 12:00:54

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He's obviously not from Norfolk then! --Paul Woolley
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4032Kenny Ireland

"I think that they like you".

11/02/19 12:33:38

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4032Kenny Ireland

"That's Gavin. He's always holding balls".

11/02/19 6:47:07

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 341Sam Cass

He did it so Sarah wouldn't feel alone but now Dan was beginning to feel at home in the dark blue dress.

10/02/19 21:51:23

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8924Neil Mackenzie

The Girls had forgotten their handbags, and without them they had nothing to dance around. Unless the Girls were dancing the Boys were too scared to move.

10/02/19 18:17:57

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 407Barrie Bullock

I wonder if she'd lika another pearl necklace?

10/02/19 13:52:04

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3836Vivvy En

"Cynthia, go and ask the blond one if he fancies me. If he does, say I'll meet him for a shag."

10/02/19 13:51:29

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6140Mr Dome

🎶 Like a virgin, HEY!

10/02/19 13:50:02

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4801Chris Keegan

It was going to be a long night, it turns out that none of them owned a set of car keys to throw into the bowl.

10/02/19 13:45:03

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 524Scrappy Doo

The Gay Introverts Club Dance was a smashing success!

10/02/19 13:12:17

 
Dot Old Vote score: 384Dot Old

"Sod this for a game of coconuts, I'm gonna go check out that girl's name badge and see if she likes having her inner thigh carressed."

10/02/19 13:00:03

 
Paul Woolley Vote score: 3284Paul Woolley

"I'm not saying this is a terrible party, Doris. But the only person who's dropped a couple of E's is part of the Scrabble club in the corner."

10/02/19 12:46:22

 
Tracey Sarge Vote score: 1847Tracey Sarge

Time to get the bored games out

10/02/19 12:39:35

 
stone face Vote score: 3439stone face

"Hey Jeremy! Put some jam on your shoes and invite your trousers down for tea."

10/02/19 12:32:35

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28640Tony Edwards

Dance set

10/02/19 12:29:52

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34626Welsh Rarebit

"Saturday night beaver"

10/02/19 12:29:41

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28640Tony Edwards

"How are we going to decide who asks who for a dance."
"Let's toss for it."

10/02/19 12:25:13

 
Tracey Sarge Vote score: 1847Tracey Sarge

Dave's gone home in his trunks..no pool

10/02/19 12:20:17

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18507John Glover

"Hey Dave, see that girl in the dark blue dress, she's not wearing any knickers."
"How do you know that?"
"Easy, dandruff on her shoes."

10/02/19 12:19:55

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1129James Lennox

"Nearly my turn to ask someone to dance ... I wish that skinny moonfaced black kid would hurry up."

10/02/19 12:16:14

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5329Hercules Rockefeller

The Sadie Hawkins Dance was off to a rollicking start.

10/02/19 12:04:25

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3233Dave Bryan

''What have they put on?''

''Tired Of Waiting.''

10/02/19 12:03:33

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3233Dave Bryan

''Are we allowed on the girls' side of the room?''

10/02/19 12:02:20

 
Molly R Vote score: 770Molly R

"Trouble is, Jane, both the others fancy the one in the middle."

10/02/19 12:00:29

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1129James Lennox

"Hee hee hee ... just thinking about it gives me a stiffy."

"Ha ha ha ... me too."

10/02/19 12:00:17

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1501The Wolf

It was nearly midnight by the time they’d finished trying to play pass the parcel

10/02/19 12:00:15

 
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