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Tony Edwards Vote score: 28667Tony Edwards

Twix of the trade.

02/02/19 12:05:27

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Stu Dent Vote score: 1422Stu Dent

Dieters Beware the Dark Side you should.

02/02/19 12:04:50

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1513The Wolf

I'm not getting involved in Politwix

02/02/19 12:08:10

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 1929Funny Bean

Do you think the difference in length is a phallacy?

02/02/19 12:00:20

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Funny Bean Vote score: 1929Funny Bean

Apartbite

02/02/19 12:00:05

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6158Mr Dome

It's like Linford Christie vs Alan wells

02/02/19 13:08:38

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 1929Funny Bean

Ladies be honest now, which one excites you the most?

02/02/19 12:03:06

 
Steve Wright Vote score: 1793Steve Wright

Dorothy had gotten her Snickers in a Twix

02/02/19 20:46:36

 
Karen Oakenfull Vote score: 764Karen Oakenfull

This picture is used to give an example of modern dog shit, compared to dog shit from the 70’s

02/02/19 16:45:29

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8926Neil Mackenzie

I can’t see an issue, both make it to the consumers mouth, the ones that are slightly bent are rejected before they can make it out of the factory.

02/02/19 16:15:24

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7422Vanessa the Guesser

I'd heard they were bigger but thought it was just Hershey.

02/02/19 12:41:47

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4811Chris Keegan

They're actually the same size, it's the light playing Twix

02/02/19 12:11:53

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1513The Wolf

Abartheid

02/02/19 12:00:11

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 535Scrappy Doo

No penises were harmed in the making of this candy.

02/02/19 23:51:42

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 535Scrappy Doo

(snickers)

02/02/19 23:51:05

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 535Scrappy Doo

Racist crackers!

02/02/19 22:54:43

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 535Scrappy Doo

It's not how big it is, it's where you put it.

02/02/19 22:48:26

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11975Dan Nicholls

They're both six inches. Now eat it.

02/02/19 13:38:27

 
James Lennox Vote score: 1149James Lennox

Clearly the dark one is barred up.

02/02/19 13:29:47

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7422Vanessa the Guesser

Black Magic

02/02/19 13:01:57

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 589Spycenwolf

"I said that the Dark formula needed some more tweaks!"

02/02/19 12:55:46

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 589Spycenwolf

"As you can see from the bar chart, Twix-eat clearly won..."

02/02/19 12:50:10

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18523John Glover

The new CEO of Cadbury was determined to come out with a new product to knock these bars into oblivion and become the dominatwix.

02/02/19 12:37:17

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7422Vanessa the Guesser

"Sorry, but I'm trying to lose a few inches."

02/02/19 12:23:53

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5190Glyn Evans

The Matwix.

02/02/19 12:21:27

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4008C CaMel

Elton's favourite piano.

02/02/19 12:20:33

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4811Chris Keegan

The force is strong, my wife's leaning towards the dark side.

02/02/19 12:20:15

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4811Chris Keegan

Something's not quite white here

02/02/19 12:17:06

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 887Glad You Remember

There's many a sleight 'twixt dark and white

02/02/19 12:16:55

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4811Chris Keegan

Well that's browned me off

02/02/19 12:15:58

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 589Spycenwolf

Whoa, I expected both of them to be of the same length. What a twix!

02/02/19 12:12:16

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5190Glyn Evans

On the Magician's tea break, watch as fingers appear out of unopened packets.

02/02/19 12:09:53

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3254Dave Bryan

Colour bar

02/02/19 12:07:08

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 1929Funny Bean

The white one doesn't seem as shlong as the other.

02/02/19 12:01:12

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1513The Wolf

Abolishion of Savoury

02/02/19 12:00:32

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4811Chris Keegan

When Steve and Leroy started shouting racist remarks at each other they both ended up getting barred.

02/02/19 12:00:31

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20166Ian Skelding

Proof that dark ones are bigger.

02/02/19 12:00:11

 
Dot Old Vote score: 386Dot Old

BeTwixt and between, can't decide

02/02/19 12:00:11

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34653Welsh Rarebit

I prefer Prick 'n' Mix

02/02/19 12:00:09

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1422Stu Dent

Bar Bar Black Treat

02/02/19 12:00:07

 
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