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I had my fingers in a fat hairy monster last night too whose eyes werent much straighter. Not really a caption im just letting my fellow captioneers know im quitting Jack Daniels.
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Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 425Zak Toby1998

I had my fingers in a fat hairy monster last night too whose eyes weren't much straighter. Not really a caption i'm just letting my fellow captioneers know i'm quitting Jack Daniels.

Sun 13:10:14

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Was that his name?? --stone face
The Wolf Vote score: 1943The Wolf

I'm not falling for that again. The last person who said to me "Try me, see back of box", ended up pregnant.

Sun 12:39:28

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Molly R Vote score: 782Molly R

OK, I ate the kid's arm. So?

Sun 12:01:57

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7751Vanessa the Guesser

This reminds me of my greedy ex-wife. She was a big bird.

Sun 12:24:34

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3627Dave Bryan

''Hear him eat and talk'' and remember why you got a divorce.

Sun 12:07:40

 
stone face Vote score: 3717stone face

"I an't think of a aption for the ookie Monster photo."

"Psst..D'ya wanna buy a letter C ?"

Sun 12:56:58

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28991Tony Edwards

Caught with his hand in the Cookie Monster.

Sun 12:41:55

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3627Dave Bryan

''How many cookies have you had today?''
''Who's counting?''
''Me. I am The Count.''

Sun 12:14:21

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3627Dave Bryan

''How do you get the lids off the cookie jars?''
''I say 'Open Sesame'.''

Sun 12:01:00

 
The Wolf Vote score: 1943The Wolf

ALLERGY WARNING. Product contains Sesame.

Sun 12:00:09

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12186Dan Nicholls

In England, we call him hirsuit biscuit fellow.

Sun 12:47:15

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5230Chris Keegan

I so wish that I had tried that thing before bloody well buying it! When little Tommy excitedly opened it up the first thing it said was “ 你好,我是你的饼干怪物,让我们玩吧!”

Mon 9:10:38

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9004Neil Mackenzie

He looks all blue but he’s got ginger nuts.

Sun 23:54:24

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 414Barrie Bullock

Sex dolls are getting more & more realistic.

Sun 13:12:52

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5230Chris Keegan

I'm absolutely delighted to the reaction of my profile pic on Match.com, so far I've got 87 women wanting to 'try me'

Sun 12:01:34

 
Boycie Vote score: 6664Boycie

It's "I want" not "Me want!"

Sun 18:17:30

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1628Stu Dent

Sesame Seed Fun

Sun 16:59:22

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1628Stu Dent

Eat, Drink and be Hairy

Sun 16:56:18

 
Gassy Statten Vote score: 235Gassy Statten

The Cookie Monster was so hungry you could hear his tummy crumbling.

Sun 16:28:38

 
Gassy Statten Vote score: 235Gassy Statten

Glove at first bite.

Sun 16:24:15

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 714Spycenwolf

They wanted a "Kooky Monster" doll? Well, they should have been more precise. If they want a refund, tell them to eat the lead in those 5000 toys.

Sun 15:44:42

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6328Mr Dome

He lives hand to mouth

Sun 14:12:02

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35175Welsh Rarebit

Would you frisk it for a biscuit?

Sun 12:52:00

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2013Trace Sarge

"About time I've been stuck in this freezer all weekend!"

Sun 12:47:14

 
stone face Vote score: 3717stone face

My father was a puppeteer on Sesame Street. He always said he had a big hand in its success.

Sun 12:45:33

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 452Sam Cass

Costly Monster.

Sun 12:41:13

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 425Zak Toby1998

Best present ever for mother-in-law misophonia sufferer.

Sun 12:37:57

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5307Glyn Evans

"Me no like fortune cookies. Me cough up too much paper."

Sun 12:21:54

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21458Michael Winner

"Me no can eat cookies no more, doctor say Cookie Monster has diabetes."

Sun 12:07:17

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2013Trace Sarge

Rude to talk with your mouth full!

Sun 12:06:42

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 2289Stephen Bean

Sesame greed

Sun 12:06:30

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35175Welsh Rarebit

Cookies...They're what your hands were made for!

Sun 12:05:56

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2013Trace Sarge

Goggle-Eye Box

Sun 12:04:54

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5434Hercules Rockefeller

Chips Atoy!

Sun 12:04:45

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 2289Stephen Bean

UK receive award at Eurovision Song Contest for taking part.

Sun 12:03:45

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 2289Stephen Bean

The Blue Gannet

Sun 12:00:03

 
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