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I had my fingers in a fat hairy monster last night too whose eyes werent much straighter. Not really a caption im just letting my fellow captioneers know im quitting Jack Daniels.
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Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

I had my fingers in a fat hairy monster last night too whose eyes weren't much straighter. Not really a caption i'm just letting my fellow captioneers know i'm quitting Jack Daniels.

19/05/19 12:10:14

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Was that his name?? --stone face
The Wolf Vote score: 4669The Wolf

I'm not falling for that again. The last person who said to me "Try me, see back of box", ended up pregnant.

19/05/19 11:39:28

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Molly R Vote score: 1128Molly R

OK, I ate the kid's arm. So?

19/05/19 11:01:57

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9418Vanessa the Guesser

This reminds me of my greedy ex-wife. She was a big bird.

19/05/19 11:24:34

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5862Dave Bryan

''Hear him eat and talk'' and remember why you got a divorce.

19/05/19 11:07:40

 
stone face Vote score: 5697stone face

"I an't think of a aption for the ookie Monster photo."

"Psst..D'ya wanna buy a letter C ?"

19/05/19 11:56:58

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30123Tony Edwards

Caught with his hand in the Cookie Monster.

19/05/19 11:41:55

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5862Dave Bryan

''How many cookies have you had today?''
''Who's counting?''
''Me. I am The Count.''

19/05/19 11:14:21

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5862Dave Bryan

''How do you get the lids off the cookie jars?''
''I say 'Open Sesame'.''

19/05/19 11:01:00

 
The Wolf Vote score: 4669The Wolf

ALLERGY WARNING. Product contains Sesame.

19/05/19 11:00:09

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13354Dan Nicholls

In England, we call him hirsuit biscuit fellow.

19/05/19 11:47:15

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7080Chris Keegan

I so wish that I had tried that thing before bloody well buying it! When little Tommy excitedly opened it up the first thing it said was “ 你好,我是你的饼干怪物,让我们玩吧!”

20/05/19 8:10:38

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9523Neil Mackenzie

He looks all blue but he’s got ginger nuts.

19/05/19 22:54:24

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 496Barrie Bullock

Sex dolls are getting more & more realistic.

19/05/19 12:12:52

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7080Chris Keegan

I'm absolutely delighted to the reaction of my profile pic on Match.com, so far I've got 87 women wanting to 'try me'

19/05/19 11:01:34

 
Boycie Vote score: 6670Boycie

It's "I want" not "Me want!"

19/05/19 17:17:30

 
Gassy Statten Vote score: 246Gassy Statten

The Cookie Monster was so hungry you could hear his tummy crumbling.

19/05/19 15:28:38

 
Gassy Statten Vote score: 246Gassy Statten

Glove at first bite.

19/05/19 15:24:15

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 874Spycenwolf

They wanted a "Kooky Monster" doll? Well, they should have been more precise. If they want a refund, tell them to eat the lead in those 5000 toys.

19/05/19 14:44:42

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7642Mr Dome

He lives hand to mouth

19/05/19 13:12:02

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37396Welsh Rarebit

Would you frisk it for a biscuit?

19/05/19 11:52:00

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2496Trace Sarge

"About time I've been stuck in this freezer all weekend!"

19/05/19 11:47:14

 
stone face Vote score: 5697stone face

My father was a puppeteer on Sesame Street. He always said he had a big hand in its success.

19/05/19 11:45:33

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 805Sam Cass

Costly Monster.

19/05/19 11:41:13

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 533Zak Toby1998

Best present ever for mother-in-law misophonia sufferer.

19/05/19 11:37:57

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5719Glyn Evans

"Me no like fortune cookies. Me cough up too much paper."

19/05/19 11:21:54

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22331Michael Winner

"Me no can eat cookies no more, doctor say Cookie Monster has diabetes."

19/05/19 11:07:17

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2496Trace Sarge

Rude to talk with your mouth full!

19/05/19 11:06:42

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4974Stephen Bean

Sesame greed

19/05/19 11:06:30

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37396Welsh Rarebit

Cookies...They're what your hands were made for!

19/05/19 11:05:56

 
Trace Sarge Vote score: 2496Trace Sarge

Goggle-Eye Box

19/05/19 11:04:54

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5930Hercules Rockefeller

Chips Atoy!

19/05/19 11:04:45

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4974Stephen Bean

UK receive award at Eurovision Song Contest for taking part.

19/05/19 11:03:45

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 4974Stephen Bean

The Blue Gannet

19/05/19 11:00:03

 
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