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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11675Dan Nicholls

Joke le Taxi

05/02/19 12:01:52

 
Ron  Allan Vote score: 5387Ron Allan

With a little imagination and ingenuity Daleks can earn a decent living between Dr Who appearances

05/02/19 19:24:59

 
Tracey Sarge Vote score: 1624Tracey Sarge

Orange is the new black cab

05/02/19 17:21:15

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2732Dave Bryan

Make sure you don't fall out with the driver.

05/02/19 12:05:21

 
The Wolf Vote score: 859The Wolf

I don’t like the look of it, but I’ve got no choice. The Taxi I had yesterday is off the road with knackered suspension and two rear punctures…

“Ok mate, yes I’ll take it…. Can you give me a hand with a couple of bags”?

05/02/19 12:06:01

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8816Neil Mackenzie

I struggled to get India thing but it wouldn’t Goa.

05/02/19 17:50:38

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4158Chris Keegan

“You ordered a Mini Cab?”

05/02/19 12:00:09

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 360Scrappy Doo

Good for small trips.

06/02/19 0:56:58

 
Tracey Sarge Vote score: 1624Tracey Sarge

Stings final scene in Quadrophenia

05/02/19 15:20:21

 
Lawrence Day Vote score: 309Lawrence Day

If you drive in that you will get the scoots

05/02/19 13:41:23

 
Dot Old Vote score: 259Dot Old

This tuc tuc takes the biscuit

05/02/19 12:58:10

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 1221Funny Bean

Unable to find the way down from the mountain with the temperature soon to fall below zero, Simon reassured his 6 friends he’d called a taxi.

05/02/19 12:53:30

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19866Ian Skelding

"Taxi for Malcolm Glazier."

05/02/19 12:40:04

 
Mark Reynolds Vote score: 11Mark Reynolds

taxi drivers think uber are taking the piss

07/02/19 5:33:01

 
Cheryl Roberts Cheryl Roberts

Good job I lost a few stone to fit in this thing

05/02/19 20:07:41

 
Tracey Sarge Vote score: 1624Tracey Sarge

Orange to get a lift home

05/02/19 16:40:59

 
larry G. Vote score: 1074larry G.

Rides, now half off.

05/02/19 15:39:09

 
larry G. Vote score: 1074larry G.

Petty cab.

05/02/19 15:37:44

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 1221Funny Bean

Richard Hammond enjoys a winner’s beer while Jeremy Clarkson is some way behind… last seen stuck halfway up K2 in his Sinclair C5.

05/02/19 15:29:54

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3569Vivvy En

"Please, climb aboard. If it breaks down you'll be quite safe with our English driver, Rick Shaw."

05/02/19 14:21:03

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 1221Funny Bean

It's just not practiCABle

05/02/19 13:37:04

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18230John Glover

Driver on phone to naive girlfriend: "Soon be off, just taxiing out now."
Driver to fare: "She thinks I am a airline pilot."

05/02/19 13:01:06

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28136Tony Edwards

"Take me to The Shard."

05/02/19 13:00:05

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28136Tony Edwards

Tuk and shut

05/02/19 12:19:36

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2732Dave Bryan

''I'd like to higher it.''

05/02/19 12:19:25

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33941Welsh Rarebit

"I thought I'd try my hand at a bit of Tuk tukin' and diving, you know what I mean Rodney?"

05/02/19 12:05:20

 
Molly R Vote score: 613Molly R

"Par-r-r-r-p!"

05/02/19 12:00:15

 
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