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Tony Edwards Vote score: 29421Tony Edwards

"I bags this taxi."

04/02/19 12:29:25

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12550Dan Nicholls

"Sh*t, the eggs are in the green bag."

04/02/19 12:03:13

 
Kenny Ireland Vote score: 4237Kenny Ireland

Elijah was later arrested for rackless driving.

04/02/19 14:51:10

 
James Lennox Vote score: 2074James Lennox

"It'll be extra for all that fertiliser, but sure, I can take you to the US embassy. By the way, what's with all the wires?"

04/02/19 12:45:42

 
The Wolf Vote score: 2771The Wolf

Cab in pressure

04/02/19 12:09:12

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4253C CaMel

"You wait for ages then 500 turnip at once."

04/02/19 19:24:11

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4893Paul Reeve

“Assuming the kitchen sink is in the boot, then that’s everything mate.”

04/02/19 13:09:16

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19047John Glover

"Yeh, they're full of grapes, can't stop, got a pressing engagement."

04/02/19 12:38:47

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5762Chris Keegan

Well, he did ask for a tip....

04/02/19 12:16:51

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35998Welsh Rarebit

I for one welcome our new overloads.

04/02/19 12:00:10

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4253C CaMel

The driver was given a suspension.

04/02/19 12:15:36

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4320Dave Bryan

''That's the problem with dating taxi drivers. They're usually carrying lots of baggage.''

04/02/19 12:04:26

 
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Quit sandbagging!

19/02/19 13:18:46

 
Dot Old Vote score: 524Dot Old

Sackney cab

04/02/19 23:06:02

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4253C CaMel

'footage of the getaway car is very grainy.'

04/02/19 19:19:16

 
G fj Vote score: 482G fj

Atticus couldn't afford aerofoils

04/02/19 16:22:45

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 594Sam Cass

"Are you a Mexican or a Mexican't?"
"I'm a MexiCAN."

04/02/19 14:25:36

 
Barrie Bullock Vote score: 426Barrie Bullock

Mrs Tachyon moves house.
(one for the readers).

04/02/19 14:12:22

 
stone face Vote score: 4283stone face

The only claim to fame my son will ever have, is customs said he was the worst cannabis smuggler they had ever caught.

04/02/19 13:45:02

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19047John Glover

"Oh no, mum's been to a car boot sale again."

04/02/19 13:14:39

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9198Neil Mackenzie

I’d been sacked fifteen times from different jobs before I got the job as a taxi driver.

04/02/19 13:01:47

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29421Tony Edwards

"My bag end's gone."

04/02/19 12:39:47

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4253C CaMel

UBERstard!

04/02/19 12:37:25

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6714Mr Dome

He would have got away with it too if it hadn't been for those Medellin kids

04/02/19 12:34:15

 
The Wolf Vote score: 2771The Wolf

Heavy traffic

04/02/19 12:26:55

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8305Vanessa the Guesser

Fare enough

04/02/19 12:20:46

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4253C CaMel

Big weight for a taxi.

04/02/19 12:14:48

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4320Dave Bryan

''Don't be amazed. Most taxi drivers I know are loaded.''

04/02/19 12:06:36

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2125Karyn Harrison

🎵 She's leaving home ...

04/02/19 12:05:52

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 819Scrappy Doo

Bed and Brake Fast

04/02/19 12:04:39

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 3083Funny Bean

"I said we need to carJACK a vehicle for the getaway!"

04/02/19 12:02:40

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12550Dan Nicholls

Sacksi

04/02/19 12:02:36

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 819Scrappy Doo

Sleeper Car

04/02/19 12:01:10

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 3083Funny Bean

They keep giving him the sack but he has plenty of drive.

04/02/19 12:01:07

 
Molly R Vote score: 901Molly R

There's bags of room in the back.

04/02/19 12:00:36

 
The Wolf Vote score: 2771The Wolf

"You've got to be kidding me, a dead end. I wish this car had a reverse cam"

04/02/19 12:00:07

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 3083Funny Bean

♪ And a bag yellow taxi
Took my girl away ♪

04/02/19 12:00:04

 
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