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Charlie  Depp Vote score: 1064Charlie Depp

Ok. Your first lesson is fingering techniques around the g string

13/12/18 12:00:06

 
stone face Vote score: 3068stone face

I was frustrated trying to learn on a vagina guitar, I got into a right flap.

13/12/18 12:39:07

 
stone face Vote score: 3068stone face

I play it periodically.

13/12/18 12:42:11

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4456Chris Keegan

4 x 4play

13/12/18 12:06:37

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

No guitar, thanks. I prefer a good old fiddle.

13/12/18 12:34:34

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 1489Funny Bean

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13/12/18 12:22:28

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5275Greg Curtis

"Hop inside, Dick..."

13/12/18 13:23:50

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I didn't vote for it as I couldn't find where to clit --Mr Dome
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28329Tony Edwards

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13/12/18 12:02:43

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5880Mr Dome

Specialising in country and western

13/12/18 12:44:49

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28329Tony Edwards

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13/12/18 12:38:51

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5063Glyn Evans

Queefe Richards

13/12/18 12:09:51

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 514Carey Sutton

Now open for business.

16/12/18 10:09:52

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8850Neil Mackenzie

It is good for getting the thigh notes.

13/12/18 19:24:21

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5462Tosser Wivlov

I guess it's Johny B. Goode tonight.

13/12/18 17:41:18

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5462Tosser Wivlov

Ironically we lost a few when someone smashed the back doors in.

13/12/18 17:33:22

 
Diane Sinnamon Diane Sinnamon

No, I said I'd like to learn to pluck a guitar!

13/12/18 16:30:02

 
G fj Vote score: 473G fj

Played with Hardman Organs

13/12/18 16:02:45

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 514Carey Sutton

My mate has always wanted an electric Vagina.

13/12/18 16:01:28

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5880Mr Dome

I thought I'd be up all night playing. Being dyslexic I misread it as Viagra guitars

13/12/18 15:57:23

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2888Dave Bryan

Sadly, the company has folded.

13/12/18 13:51:54

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28329Tony Edwards

Complete with an extra large jack socket.

13/12/18 13:39:01

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5275Greg Curtis

"Y'mind jumping me?..."

13/12/18 13:35:15

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28329Tony Edwards

They create a muffled sound.

13/12/18 12:57:33

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

I hear they've been the victim of a smear campaign.

13/12/18 12:31:59

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1270Stu Dent

They have had it a year and it's had twelve oil leaks so far.

13/12/18 12:05:02

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5249Hercules Rockefeller

Vangina

13/12/18 12:00:54

 
Charlie  Depp Vote score: 1064Charlie Depp

Is it just guitars? Or do they sell drum clits?

13/12/18 12:00:28

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34249Welsh Rarebit

"You can't park there you tw*t!"

13/12/18 12:00:05

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 4456Chris Keegan

Recognised by the chord coming out of them

13/12/18 13:26:01

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11766Dan Nicholls

I'm not driving that, I'll look a right c...

13/12/18 13:22:37

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5275Greg Curtis

"The owner is a cunning linguist."

13/12/18 13:04:30

 
stone face Vote score: 3068stone face

I was in the Vagina Guitars Blues Band , but we split.

13/12/18 12:43:53

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11766Dan Nicholls

Phwoar wheel drive

13/12/18 12:30:07

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11766Dan Nicholls

Because Hendrix played his with his lips.

13/12/18 12:29:30

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19964Ian Skelding

"Are they any good for licks?"

13/12/18 12:29:22

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11766Dan Nicholls

"What's that noise?"
"Fanny belt needs replacing."

13/12/18 12:28:37

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4573Chris Halliwell

If that's anywhere near Clitoris then it will be nigh impossible to find.

13/12/18 12:21:25

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5063Glyn Evans

Second Bass? Third Bass? Fourth Bass? What takes your fancy?

13/12/18 12:06:26

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1817Karyn Harrison

Electric Ladyland

13/12/18 12:05:56

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Electric Landlady? --Michael Winner
Stu Dent Vote score: 1270Stu Dent

Only problem her husband drives a penis ukulele.

13/12/18 12:04:24

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7161Vanessa the Guesser

Some of the strings may need tightening.

13/12/18 12:01:48

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2888Dave Bryan

The guitars were instrumental in creating the Vaginal Wall of Sound.

13/12/18 12:01:21

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1817Karyn Harrison

If you want rhythm and blues this is the place to come.

13/12/18 12:00:41

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7161Vanessa the Guesser

Many a good tune played on an old Vagina.

13/12/18 12:00:39

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34249Welsh Rarebit

Guitar suppliers to the world famous rock band ThRush.

13/12/18 12:00:25

 
Charlie  Depp Vote score: 1064Charlie Depp

I’ve just got a ticket from a traffic warden. It says “from one c**t to another”?

13/12/18 12:00:18

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34249Welsh Rarebit

Eric the Clapton doesn't recommend this company

13/12/18 12:00:16

 
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