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Dot Old Vote score: 104Dot Old

The Abdomenable Snowman

Fri 20:00:08

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 554Funny Bean

Jacked Frost

Fri 23:04:28

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6852Pussy Galore

You're doing it all wrong, mate. You need a leg day, and you didn't warm up before working out.

Fri 20:08:53

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19554Ian Skelding

"I'm bulking in the air."

Fri 20:01:55

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11172Dan Nicholls

Snow Avengers - today he is Hulk, tomorrow he will be Thaw!

Fri 20:04:46

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 158Scrappy Doo

In hindsight, the snowman menorah was a terrible idea.

Fri 20:03:11

 
ant knee Vote score: 1007ant knee

♬ "I'm sexy and I snow it." ♬

Sun 8:47:38

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 143Sam Cass

Him vs his online dating profile picture.

Sat 3:15:54

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5118Greg Curtis

Frozen Beefcake

Sat 2:47:15

 
Dot Old Vote score: 104Dot Old

Santa had nicked the carrot for Rudolph

Sat 0:49:04

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 554Funny Bean

Beware a bloke that looks hot. His pecker might have melted.

Sat 0:16:31

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5301Mr Dome

Nice bICEps

Fri 22:48:05

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 415Carey Sutton

He's got frozen shoulder.

Fri 22:08:38

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 158Scrappy Doo

♫ ♫ There must have been some steroids in that old silk hat they found. ♫ ♫

Fri 21:47:22

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 158Scrappy Doo

Frosty has roid rage.

Fri 21:44:42

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3218Vivvy En

Cool white guy, likes working outdoors and chilling with mates, seeks frigid woman for frosty relationship and to possibly lose his head over.

Fri 20:59:58

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5118Greg Curtis

An Ice Stomache

Fri 20:38:36

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5301Mr Dome

Massive snowman and little Dick

Fri 20:31:55

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5347Tosser Wivlov

I wanted to make it look fit and then it just snowballed from there.

Fri 20:24:16

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5301Mr Dome

This is Dave. Dave is so proud of himself for building such a magnificent snowman that he posted this picture on Instagram. He got 6 likes from his wife, 3 kids, his best mate Darren and his mum. But Dave got trolled for being such a smug bastard and is now in hiding after receiving death threats. The moral of this story is always be careful what you post in the public domain as someone will always take offence. Good bye Dave. More gin, anyone?

Fri 20:20:34

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Poor Dave! --Karyn Harrison
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19554Ian Skelding

"Pumping Irn Bru."

Fri 20:14:05

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3290Chris Keegan

Don't you find the passion for going down the gym just melts away?

Fri 20:08:14

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2030Dave Bryan

Dumbbell and Dumber

Fri 20:01:14

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32943Welsh Rarebit

White lifter

Fri 20:00:16

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32943Welsh Rarebit

Arnold Snowzenegger

Fri 20:00:08

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6359Vanessa the Guesser

You're having Olaf!

Fri 21:41:39

 
stone face Vote score: 2056stone face

He should've made him more realistic by adding a willy anabolic.

Fri 20:34:54

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 4908Glyn Evans

"I'm flying through the air,
the snowman threw me like a shotput..."

Fri 20:20:09

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6852Pussy Galore

♪ Freeze a jolly good fellow ♪

Fri 20:14:18

 
Dot Old Vote score: 104Dot Old

Built like an ice shithouse

Fri 20:12:47

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2030Dave Bryan

Freezer chest

Fri 20:11:42

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 375Stu Dent

Snow Grower

Fri 20:09:50

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11172Dan Nicholls

"Woah - that's gotta be 'roids".
"Yes, I sat in the snow, I think I may well get the old farmer's".

Fri 20:06:33

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32943Welsh Rarebit

I'd say that's more of an ice-pack than a six-pack.

Fri 20:02:37

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2030Dave Bryan

If he melts, the house will fall down.

Fri 20:02:35

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1190Karyn Harrison

Well he needs to be strong if he's going to be walking in the air with HIM!

Fri 20:01:05

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3290Chris Keegan

Nice. I would have invited him back but he had a thaw dick.

Fri 20:00:48

 
Molly R Vote score: 337Molly R

"My bad, I was legless when I accepted the bet."

Fri 20:00:17

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1190Karyn Harrison

Muscle mound

Fri 20:00:15

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3290Chris Keegan

All mussel and snow balls.

Fri 20:00:09

 
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