clever

The Abdomenable Snowman

Fri 20:00:08

Jacked Frost

Fri 23:04:28

You're doing it all wrong, mate. You need a leg day, and you didn't warm up before working out.

Fri 20:08:53

"I'm bulking in the air."

Fri 20:01:55

Snow Avengers - today he is Hulk, tomorrow he will be Thaw!

Fri 20:04:46

In hindsight, the snowman menorah was a terrible idea.

Fri 20:03:11

♬ "I'm sexy and I snow it." ♬

Sun 8:47:38

Him vs his online dating profile picture.

Sat 3:15:54

Frozen Beefcake

Sat 2:47:15

Santa had nicked the carrot for Rudolph

Sat 0:49:04

Beware a bloke that looks hot. His pecker might have melted.

Sat 0:16:31

Nice bICEps

Fri 22:48:05

He's got frozen shoulder.

Fri 22:08:38

♫ ♫ There must have been some steroids in that old silk hat they found. ♫ ♫

Fri 21:47:22

Frosty has roid rage.

Fri 21:44:42

Cool white guy, likes working outdoors and chilling with mates, seeks frigid woman for frosty relationship and to possibly lose his head over.

Fri 20:59:58

An Ice Stomache

Fri 20:38:36

Massive snowman and little Dick

Fri 20:31:55

I wanted to make it look fit and then it just snowballed from there.

Fri 20:24:16

This is Dave. Dave is so proud of himself for building such a magnificent snowman that he posted this picture on Instagram. He got 6 likes from his wife, 3 kids, his best mate Darren and his mum. But Dave got trolled for being such a smug bastard and is now in hiding after receiving death threats. The moral of this story is always be careful what you post in the public domain as someone will always take offence. Good bye Dave. More gin, anyone?

Fri 20:20:34

"Pumping Irn Bru."

Fri 20:14:05

Don't you find the passion for going down the gym just melts away?

Fri 20:08:14

Dumbbell and Dumber

Fri 20:01:14

White lifter

Fri 20:00:16

Arnold Snowzenegger

Fri 20:00:08

You're having Olaf!

Fri 21:41:39

He should've made him more realistic by adding a willy anabolic.

Fri 20:34:54

"I'm flying through the air,
the snowman threw me like a shotput..."

Fri 20:20:09

♪ Freeze a jolly good fellow ♪

Fri 20:14:18

Built like an ice shithouse

Fri 20:12:47

Freezer chest

Fri 20:11:42

Snow Grower

Fri 20:09:50

"Woah - that's gotta be 'roids".
"Yes, I sat in the snow, I think I may well get the old farmer's".

Fri 20:06:33

I'd say that's more of an ice-pack than a six-pack.

Fri 20:02:37

If he melts, the house will fall down.

Fri 20:02:35

Well he needs to be strong if he's going to be walking in the air with HIM!

Fri 20:01:05

Nice. I would have invited him back but he had a thaw dick.

Fri 20:00:48

"My bad, I was legless when I accepted the bet."

Fri 20:00:17

Muscle mound

Fri 20:00:15

All mussel and snow balls.

Fri 20:00:09