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The Abdomenable Snowman

07/12/18 20:00:08

Jacked Frost

07/12/18 23:04:28

You're doing it all wrong, mate. You need a leg day, and you didn't warm up before working out.

07/12/18 20:08:53

"I'm bulking in the air."

07/12/18 20:01:55

Snow Avengers - today he is Hulk, tomorrow he will be Thaw!

07/12/18 20:04:46

In hindsight, the snowman menorah was a terrible idea.

07/12/18 20:03:11

♬ "I'm sexy and I snow it." ♬

09/12/18 8:47:38

Him vs his online dating profile picture.

08/12/18 3:15:54

Frozen Beefcake

08/12/18 2:47:15

Santa had nicked the carrot for Rudolph

08/12/18 0:49:04

Beware a bloke that looks hot. His pecker might have melted.

08/12/18 0:16:31

Nice bICEps

07/12/18 22:48:05

He's got frozen shoulder.

07/12/18 22:08:38

♫ ♫ There must have been some steroids in that old silk hat they found. ♫ ♫

07/12/18 21:47:22

Frosty has roid rage.

07/12/18 21:44:42

Cool white guy, likes working outdoors and chilling with mates, seeks frigid woman for frosty relationship and to possibly lose his head over.

07/12/18 20:59:58

An Ice Stomache

07/12/18 20:38:36

Massive snowman and little Dick

07/12/18 20:31:55

I wanted to make it look fit and then it just snowballed from there.

07/12/18 20:24:16

This is Dave. Dave is so proud of himself for building such a magnificent snowman that he posted this picture on Instagram. He got 6 likes from his wife, 3 kids, his best mate Darren and his mum. But Dave got trolled for being such a smug bastard and is now in hiding after receiving death threats. The moral of this story is always be careful what you post in the public domain as someone will always take offence. Good bye Dave. More gin, anyone?

07/12/18 20:20:34

"Pumping Irn Bru."

07/12/18 20:14:05

Don't you find the passion for going down the gym just melts away?

07/12/18 20:08:14

Dumbbell and Dumber

07/12/18 20:01:14

White lifter

07/12/18 20:00:16

Arnold Snowzenegger

07/12/18 20:00:08

You're having Olaf!

07/12/18 21:41:39

He should've made him more realistic by adding a willy anabolic.

07/12/18 20:34:54

"I'm flying through the air,
the snowman threw me like a shotput..."

07/12/18 20:20:09

♪ Freeze a jolly good fellow ♪

07/12/18 20:14:18

Built like an ice shithouse

07/12/18 20:12:47

Freezer chest

07/12/18 20:11:42

Snow Grower

07/12/18 20:09:50

"Woah - that's gotta be 'roids".
"Yes, I sat in the snow, I think I may well get the old farmer's".

07/12/18 20:06:33

I'd say that's more of an ice-pack than a six-pack.

07/12/18 20:02:37

If he melts, the house will fall down.

07/12/18 20:02:35

Well he needs to be strong if he's going to be walking in the air with HIM!

07/12/18 20:01:05

Nice. I would have invited him back but he had a thaw dick.

07/12/18 20:00:48

"My bad, I was legless when I accepted the bet."

07/12/18 20:00:17

Muscle mound

07/12/18 20:00:15

All mussel and snow balls.

07/12/18 20:00:09