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Ian Skelding Vote score: 19552Ian Skelding

"£500 for that carpet? you've been fleeced."

03/12/18 20:10:33

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 551Funny Bean

♪ I’m with ewe every step of the way

03/12/18 20:04:23

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17903John Glover

"Did you hurt yourself when you fell down the stairs?"
"No, as you can see, it was just a graze."

03/12/18 20:46:37

 
stone face Vote score: 2045stone face

This week on Cribs we look round the home of superstar producer Wool.I.Am.

03/12/18 20:20:19

 
stone face Vote score: 2045stone face

Watch out it's a shear drop.

03/12/18 20:18:16

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2029Dave Bryan

''Why is there no carpet in the hallway?''
''Lamb him ate flooring.''

03/12/18 20:09:01

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6843Pussy Galore

Get back to the bedroom, you lot. I haven't finished counting you yet.

03/12/18 20:01:02

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6353Vanessa the Guesser

Shepherd's pile.

03/12/18 20:00:13

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 413Carey Sutton

123 ZZZzzzz ZZZzzz

Tue 10:20:10

 
Dot Old Vote score: 101Dot Old

Stairgrazing

Tue 6:49:09

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

'This carpet was really sheep, a baagain in fact'.

03/12/18 21:50:18

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 155Scrappy Doo

Stairway To Hooven

03/12/18 20:40:00

 
stone face Vote score: 2045stone face

"Charlie! What the flock have you left on the stairs?"

03/12/18 20:22:40

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2029Dave Bryan

''Do you want some grass?''
''No, I'm on a rug rehabilitation course.''

03/12/18 20:11:09

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 20903Michael Winner

Ewe-turn.

03/12/18 20:05:37

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1188Karyn Harrison

"Worra ewes lot doin' up there?"

03/12/18 20:04:37

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1060Crunchy Chords

Boyo, now you've gone and lost the rest of the Nativity scene -- Jesus Mary and Joseph!!

03/12/18 20:01:15

 
Dot Old Vote score: 101Dot Old

Ewe should always bleat your greens

Tue 6:09:00

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4497Chris Halliwell

Nice carpet, is it flock?

03/12/18 22:54:18

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5115Greg Curtis

"What that step: It's ba-a-a-d."

03/12/18 22:30:19

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5346Tosser Wivlov

Grazing on the Steppe.

03/12/18 21:36:26

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3287Chris Keegan

"Darling, I'm sure I told you to switch off the lambing light"

03/12/18 21:12:49

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27387Tony Edwards

Sheep trip

03/12/18 21:06:13

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27387Tony Edwards

Stoned on grass.

03/12/18 21:02:30

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5298Mr Dome

'I'M SBAARTACUS'

03/12/18 20:47:01

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3217Vivvy En

"You don't mind if they stay with us, do you, Love? There was no room at the Ram-ada Inn.

03/12/18 20:36:05

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 142Sam Cass

Every once in a wool they like to ram home the fact that he was adopted.

03/12/18 20:32:27

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3287Chris Keegan

"No, I said upstairs and go to sleep!"

03/12/18 20:30:31

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5346Tosser Wivlov

"What the heck are those sheep doing on the stairs?"
"The dogs in the lounge love."

03/12/18 20:29:27

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3287Chris Keegan

"For goodness sake, you've got mutt-on the stairs again!"

03/12/18 20:17:47

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 155Scrappy Doo

Aries on the Stairies

03/12/18 20:17:14

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 4906Glyn Evans

We thought we'd get our border collie started with basic steps.

03/12/18 20:14:19

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 142Sam Cass

Little Baaachus was a bit shy as he'd never met herbivore.

03/12/18 20:12:59

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 20903Michael Winner

Dave was busy installing the trip hazard for the visit of his wealthy Mother-in-law.

03/12/18 20:06:55

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32936Welsh Rarebit

I like your new shag pile carpet Dai.

03/12/18 20:06:25

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6843Pussy Galore

All right, what have you done with the goats?

03/12/18 20:04:02

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 551Funny Bean

Walking upstairs is getting me into sheep.

03/12/18 20:02:02

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 155Scrappy Doo

Enough with the sheepish stares!

03/12/18 20:01:31

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1188Karyn Harrison

Grazers' edge

03/12/18 20:00:40

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 369Stu Dent

Now the Carpet matches the flock wallpaper

03/12/18 20:00:28

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6843Pussy Galore

What are you stairing at?

03/12/18 20:00:25

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1188Karyn Harrison

Snack baa

03/12/18 20:00:15

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32936Welsh Rarebit

"I want a new stair carpet, the one we've got is looking a bit thread baare."

03/12/18 20:00:04

 
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