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Stu Dent Vote score: 2450Stu Dent

The Garage did say it needed new pads

02/12/18 20:00:24

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36633Welsh Rarebit

"How much did you pay for the car?"
"Tena."

02/12/18 20:00:15

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4707Chris Halliwell

Does this happen to you often?

Always!

02/12/18 20:11:45

 
Molly R Vote score: 1023Molly R

No, you can *not* drive the car. Period.

02/12/18 20:00:24

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4967Paul Reeve

That’s what you get for driving like a c@nt.

02/12/18 21:11:21

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11026Smuldo

"I love my new car, it's a real fanny magnet..."

02/12/18 22:17:15

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36633Welsh Rarebit

Padillac

02/12/18 20:15:56

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6252Chris Keegan

Every bloody month she parks here!

02/12/18 20:01:28

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Looks like your wife’s found out about your girlfriend, mate.

02/12/18 20:00:09

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6252Chris Keegan

To be fair, I think they've fixed the leak

02/12/18 20:08:06

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 951Glad You Remember

"Aunt Flo's just pulled up."

02/12/18 20:07:20

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1060Scrappy Doo

Introducing the 2019 Vulva.

02/12/18 20:02:10

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8787Vanessa the Guesser

Reserve your car like the Germans do, and put your towels down first.

02/12/18 20:01:02

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36633Welsh Rarebit

"That must be Dr White's car"

02/12/18 20:00:06

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29785Tony Edwards

Toyota RAG4

02/12/18 20:34:13

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6252Chris Keegan

It got towed away, fortunately there was a rope attached to the back.

02/12/18 20:24:51

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9337Neil Mackenzie

Jeremy Clarkson “You’ve recorded the best time of the month.”

03/12/18 19:22:17

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5637Greg Curtis

“These tasteless photos need to stop, period.”

03/12/18 3:53:19

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5621Tosser Wivlov

I can't see it's menestration number.

02/12/18 22:35:39

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5621Tosser Wivlov

And what did you put up the exhaust?

02/12/18 22:34:04

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5621Tosser Wivlov

At last! The decorators have arrived love.

02/12/18 22:30:24

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7135Mr Dome

Once you remove them, apparently you're cured of all road rage

02/12/18 21:28:10

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 670Carey Sutton

I bought a car on the monthly

02/12/18 21:14:36

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29785Tony Edwards

Paintyliners

02/12/18 21:13:04

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19885John Llamas

The parking spot was reseved for people on their cycles.

02/12/18 20:55:32

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

'Oh come on'

02/12/18 20:38:42

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 2450Stu Dent

They wanted to do a Train but could never work out when it was due to arrive.

02/12/18 20:38:22

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20835Ian Skelding

"She's been done for bleeding again."

02/12/18 20:26:00

 
Glad You Remember Vote score: 951Glad You Remember

Ideal transport for a travelling menstrual.

02/12/18 20:03:18

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Not as ideal as the menstrual cycle  --Mark England
Glad You Remember Vote score: 951Glad You Remember

♪ Whooooa, bodywork! Bodywork for yooou.

02/12/18 20:02:01

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6252Chris Keegan

Dave Bryan's car.

02/12/18 20:01:41

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I don't drive. Use trains or walk. --Dave Bryan
Carey Sutton Vote score: 670Carey Sutton

I always thought a cycle had two wheels?

04/12/18 10:52:37

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 670Carey Sutton

I ran into Dr white today.

03/12/18 14:50:51

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 726Sam Cass

Reboot of the the Black and White Menstrual Show.

03/12/18 13:42:59

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5560Glyn Evans

Cabsorbent

03/12/18 8:01:41

 
G fj Vote score: 483G fj

'Car for sale; good runner with attitude'

03/12/18 7:29:43

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 670Carey Sutton

I know I've always wanted a sports car but this is not going to help

02/12/18 21:16:43

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 5138Dave Bryan

Wing mirror

02/12/18 21:04:51

 
stone face Vote score: 4876stone face

"Well Mr Jones we did warn you that if your payments weren't met by Christmas ,we would implement section 2 of your contract. Which allows us to cover your car in period pads."

"But I don't believe in sanitary clause."

02/12/18 21:04:37

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36633Welsh Rarebit

"I've never been close up to a Ragster before."

02/12/18 21:01:00

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4598C CaMel

The Furious and the Fast

02/12/18 20:42:27

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4598C CaMel

One honest mix up and I get a bloody ticket!

02/12/18 20:35:06

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19319John Glover

Paddy finds pop up street art absorbing.

02/12/18 20:27:49

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11026Smuldo

"This is my Wife's car, It's an AutoManic..."

02/12/18 20:15:11

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36633Welsh Rarebit

"Look George, an Austin Maxi"

02/12/18 20:09:24

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1060Scrappy Doo

Perfect for heavy traffic.

02/12/18 20:07:43

 
stone face Vote score: 4876stone face

'There will be blood.'

02/12/18 20:03:54

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36633Welsh Rarebit

"Bloody hell!"

02/12/18 20:03:13

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 1060Scrappy Doo

Glad it's not a red car.

02/12/18 20:03:05

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

To be honest, Dave, I don’t think acid rain would do that much damage to your paintwork.

02/12/18 20:03:01

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8787Vanessa the Guesser

Go with the flow.

02/12/18 20:02:42

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36633Welsh Rarebit

This car's engine is powered with the equivalent of Tena horsepower.

02/12/18 20:02:37

 
Smuldo Vote score: 11026Smuldo

"Nice car, You jammy bugger..."

02/12/18 20:02:12

 
stone face Vote score: 4876stone face

They also put sanitary towels all over a Delorean with wings.

02/12/18 20:02:07

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36633Welsh Rarebit

With built in pad locks to deter thieves.

02/12/18 20:01:30

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

After washing his car, Jim always found it prudent to apply seagull guano protection.

02/12/18 20:01:24

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 3959Funny Bean

Trying to think of a caption for this photo is driving me insanitory.

02/12/18 20:01:02

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

You really upset that traffic warden, didn’t you?

02/12/18 20:00:41

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6252Chris Keegan

Oh dear, it turns out it's parking for a limited period.

02/12/18 20:00:10

 
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