Cornered-beef

30/11/18 20:01:06

"I'm going to get slaughtered tonight."

30/11/18 20:06:27

''When happy hour starts there's usually a stampede.''

30/11/18 20:01:20

🎵 My Milkshake Brings all the Boys to the Bar ...

30/11/18 20:06:30

"Evidently they threw him out because he crapped on the dance floor."
"I don't believe you, that's bullshit."

30/11/18 20:53:44

Peekamoo

30/11/18 20:14:16

He's on a steak out

30/11/18 20:05:06

🎵 Meat me on the Corner

30/11/18 20:03:55

Raw Hide and seek

30/11/18 20:00:21

We love Happy Hour, everything's calf price.

30/11/18 20:00:09

''I'm the new bouncer. People call me Affray Bentos.''

30/11/18 20:17:05

"There's no charge tonight"

30/11/18 20:12:43

Aaah ....... drink and bullshit. It must be East London

30/11/18 20:09:43

Where is all the udders?

30/11/18 22:25:56

Remember Daisy now you're a look out for the club nothing gets pasteurise.

30/11/18 20:26:41

I'm gonna drink til the cows come home.

30/11/18 20:03:23

How now around cow?

Fri 1:34:06

A couple of cowards always hiding.

01/12/18 10:27:07

Pigs!

01/12/18 0:54:55

It wasn’t what I expected when I googled horny cows.

30/11/18 23:30:10

A longhorn stare.

30/11/18 23:16:42

The hiding of the bulls.

30/11/18 23:09:59

I think the kitchen's closed but I'm sure they can rustle up a snack.

30/11/18 23:00:25

Henrietta had drank one too many Moojitos

30/11/18 22:29:19

It must be the grill stock

30/11/18 22:27:27

Cowabarcrawl dude

30/11/18 22:09:20

Bessie could only watch on in udder defeat, feeling seen but not herd.

30/11/18 21:09:53

What's he steering at.

30/11/18 21:09:18

I think I can see the udders.

30/11/18 21:05:47

Mooey had heard this was the place for a good pint.

30/11/18 20:58:02

WKD or CJD??

30/11/18 20:51:32

One of my decendants is famous, he jumped over the moon.

30/11/18 20:50:04

Daisy fancied some cow mein from the Chinese takeaway next door.

30/11/18 20:44:24

"Did someone say a Red Bull shot?"

30/11/18 20:35:19

As blind dates go he was fabulous, I just hope veal meat again.

30/11/18 20:25:55

"Chicken."

30/11/18 20:21:45

As it was panto season, Dave and Mick thought it would be funny to go out dressed as a cow. Mick, at the back, was the lucky one. He got 'milked' by many ladies

30/11/18 20:20:29

"I usually pull a horny type in here...think it's my animal magnetism"

30/11/18 20:19:54

That wind is f**king Friesian.

30/11/18 20:18:31

Stood up yet again...how diary.

30/11/18 20:18:23

Bricks and moortar

30/11/18 20:18:07

Wine always turns my wife into a mad cow

(Belated nod to all the Denises out there. Sorry I didn't see it.

Also to be clear my ex-wife was not called Denise. But she was still a mad cow. Actually she still is. Night. More gin, anyone??)

30/11/18 20:12:48

Promooter

30/11/18 20:10:27

It's about time they banned bull bars in towns.

30/11/18 20:10:19

It's a bit rough that boozer.I got a bit of beef off the locals last week."

30/11/18 20:09:56

Stop mincing around or you’ll show up on Grinder

30/11/18 20:07:46

🎵 Veal meat again.. 🎵
"That's the worst karaoke singer I have heifer herd."

30/11/18 20:07:20

" He looks udderly shit faced."

30/11/18 20:05:45

The bouncers here don't take any bull.

30/11/18 20:05:27

The new owner must be mad cow Denise.

30/11/18 20:04:50