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30/11/18 20:01:06
"I'm going to get slaughtered tonight."
30/11/18 20:06:27
''When happy hour starts there's usually a stampede.''
30/11/18 20:01:20
🎵 My Milkshake Brings all the Boys to the Bar ...
30/11/18 20:06:30
"Evidently they threw him out because he crapped on the dance floor.""I don't believe you, that's bullshit."
30/11/18 20:53:44
Peekamoo
30/11/18 20:14:16
He's on a steak out
30/11/18 20:05:06
🎵 Meat me on the Corner
30/11/18 20:03:55
Raw Hide and seek
30/11/18 20:00:21
We love Happy Hour, everything's calf price.
30/11/18 20:00:09
''I'm the new bouncer. People call me Affray Bentos.''
30/11/18 20:17:05
"There's no charge tonight"
30/11/18 20:12:43
Aaah ....... drink and bullshit. It must be East London
30/11/18 20:09:43
Where is all the udders?
30/11/18 22:25:56
Remember Daisy now you're a look out for the club nothing gets pasteurise.
30/11/18 20:26:41
I'm gonna drink til the cows come home.
30/11/18 20:03:23
How now around cow?
07/12/18 1:34:06
A couple of cowards always hiding.
01/12/18 10:27:07
Pigs!
01/12/18 0:54:55
It wasn’t what I expected when I googled horny cows.
30/11/18 23:30:10
A longhorn stare.
30/11/18 23:16:42
The hiding of the bulls.
30/11/18 23:09:59
I think the kitchen's closed but I'm sure they can rustle up a snack.
30/11/18 23:00:25
Henrietta had drank one too many Moojitos
30/11/18 22:29:19
It must be the grill stock
30/11/18 22:27:27
Cowabarcrawl dude
30/11/18 22:09:20
Bessie could only watch on in udder defeat, feeling seen but not herd.
30/11/18 21:09:53
What's he steering at.
30/11/18 21:09:18
I think I can see the udders.
30/11/18 21:05:47
Mooey had heard this was the place for a good pint.
30/11/18 20:58:02
WKD or CJD??
30/11/18 20:51:32
One of my decendants is famous, he jumped over the moon.
30/11/18 20:50:04
Daisy fancied some cow mein from the Chinese takeaway next door.
30/11/18 20:44:24
"Did someone say a Red Bull shot?"
30/11/18 20:35:19
As blind dates go he was fabulous, I just hope veal meat again.
30/11/18 20:25:55
"Chicken."
30/11/18 20:21:45
As it was panto season, Dave and Mick thought it would be funny to go out dressed as a cow. Mick, at the back, was the lucky one. He got 'milked' by many ladies
30/11/18 20:20:29
"I usually pull a horny type in here...think it's my animal magnetism"
30/11/18 20:19:54
That wind is f**king Friesian.
30/11/18 20:18:31
Stood up yet again...how diary.
30/11/18 20:18:23
Bricks and moortar
30/11/18 20:18:07
Wine always turns my wife into a mad cow(Belated nod to all the Denises out there. Sorry I didn't see it. Also to be clear my ex-wife was not called Denise. But she was still a mad cow. Actually she still is. Night. More gin, anyone??)
30/11/18 20:12:48
Promooter
30/11/18 20:10:27
It's about time they banned bull bars in towns.
30/11/18 20:10:19
It's a bit rough that boozer.I got a bit of beef off the locals last week."
30/11/18 20:09:56
Stop mincing around or you’ll show up on Grinder
30/11/18 20:07:46
🎵 Veal meat again.. 🎵"That's the worst karaoke singer I have heifer herd."
30/11/18 20:07:20
" He looks udderly shit faced."
30/11/18 20:05:45
The bouncers here don't take any bull.
30/11/18 20:05:27
The new owner must be mad cow Denise.
30/11/18 20:04:50
Bullseye!
30/11/18 20:04:48
"Hmmm happy hour on a thursday.I'll have to put that one in my dairy."
30/11/18 20:03:57
Stocking
Milk stout for me please.
Cattle market
30/11/18 20:02:18
That calls for a Holstein.
30/11/18 20:02:13
"Oh am going back inside it's friesian out here."
30/11/18 20:00:55
"Say cheese!"
30/11/18 20:00:22
Don't mess with those bouncers, they're herd.
After chucking out two unruly customers, the doorman realised it was a case of misteaken identity.
30/11/18 20:00:06
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