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Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1060Crunchy Chords

Cornered-beef

30/11/18 20:01:06

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Salty! --Scrappy Doo
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19552Ian Skelding

"I'm going to get slaughtered tonight."

30/11/18 20:06:27

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2029Dave Bryan

''When happy hour starts there's usually a stampede.''

30/11/18 20:01:20

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1188Karyn Harrison

🎵 My Milkshake Brings all the Boys to the Bar ...

30/11/18 20:06:30

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17903John Glover

"Evidently they threw him out because he crapped on the dance floor."
"I don't believe you, that's bullshit."

30/11/18 20:53:44

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27389Tony Edwards

Peekamoo

30/11/18 20:14:16

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 156Scrappy Doo

He's on a steak out

30/11/18 20:05:06

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1188Karyn Harrison

🎵 Meat me on the Corner

30/11/18 20:03:55

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Wear Carnation in your hair. --Scrappy Doo
Stu Dent Vote score: 371Stu Dent

Raw Hide and seek

30/11/18 20:00:21

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3289Chris Keegan

We love Happy Hour, everything's calf price.

30/11/18 20:00:09

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2029Dave Bryan

''I'm the new bouncer. People call me Affray Bentos.''

30/11/18 20:17:05

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32940Welsh Rarebit

"There's no charge tonight"

30/11/18 20:12:43

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19487John Llamas

Aaah ....... drink and bullshit. It must be East London

30/11/18 20:09:43

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 413Carey Sutton

Where is all the udders?

30/11/18 22:25:56

 
stone face Vote score: 2049stone face

Remember Daisy now you're a look out for the club nothing gets pasteurise.

30/11/18 20:26:41

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 156Scrappy Doo

I'm gonna drink til the cows come home.

30/11/18 20:03:23

 
Sarah Murray Sarah Murray

How now around cow?

Fri 1:34:06

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 413Carey Sutton

A couple of cowards always hiding.

01/12/18 10:27:07

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5347Tosser Wivlov

Pigs!

01/12/18 0:54:55

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8671Neil Mackenzie

It wasn’t what I expected when I googled horny cows.

30/11/18 23:30:10

 
larry G. Vote score: 1055larry G.

A longhorn stare.

30/11/18 23:16:42

 
larry G. Vote score: 1055larry G.

The hiding of the bulls.

30/11/18 23:09:59

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6845Pussy Galore

I think the kitchen's closed but I'm sure they can rustle up a snack.

30/11/18 23:00:25

 
Dot Old Vote score: 102Dot Old

Henrietta had drank one too many Moojitos

30/11/18 22:29:19

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 413Carey Sutton

It must be the grill stock

30/11/18 22:27:27

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5299Mr Dome

Cowabarcrawl dude

30/11/18 22:09:20

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 142Sam Cass

Bessie could only watch on in udder defeat, feeling seen but not herd.

30/11/18 21:09:53

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5347Tosser Wivlov

What's he steering at.

30/11/18 21:09:18

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5347Tosser Wivlov

I think I can see the udders.

30/11/18 21:05:47

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3217Vivvy En

Mooey had heard this was the place for a good pint.

30/11/18 20:58:02

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5299Mr Dome

WKD or CJD??

30/11/18 20:51:32

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17903John Glover

One of my decendants is famous, he jumped over the moon.

30/11/18 20:50:04

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 553Funny Bean

Daisy fancied some cow mein from the Chinese takeaway next door.

30/11/18 20:44:24

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19552Ian Skelding

"Did someone say a Red Bull shot?"

30/11/18 20:35:19

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3289Chris Keegan

As blind dates go he was fabulous, I just hope veal meat again.

30/11/18 20:25:55

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5115Greg Curtis

"Chicken."

30/11/18 20:21:45

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5299Mr Dome

As it was panto season, Dave and Mick thought it would be funny to go out dressed as a cow. Mick, at the back, was the lucky one. He got 'milked' by many ladies

30/11/18 20:20:29

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3217Vivvy En

"I usually pull a horny type in here...think it's my animal magnetism"

30/11/18 20:19:54

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5347Tosser Wivlov

That wind is f**king Friesian.

30/11/18 20:18:31

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Chris Keegan Vote score: 3289Chris Keegan

Stood up yet again...how diary.

30/11/18 20:18:23

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27389Tony Edwards

Bricks and moortar

30/11/18 20:18:07

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5299Mr Dome

Wine always turns my wife into a mad cow

(Belated nod to all the Denises out there. Sorry I didn't see it.

Also to be clear my ex-wife was not called Denise. But she was still a mad cow. Actually she still is. Night. More gin, anyone??)

30/11/18 20:12:48

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5299Mr Dome

Promooter

30/11/18 20:10:27

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6845Pussy Galore

It's about time they banned bull bars in towns.

30/11/18 20:10:19

 
stone face Vote score: 2049stone face

It's a bit rough that boozer.I got a bit of beef off the locals last week."

30/11/18 20:09:56

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19487John Llamas

Stop mincing around or you’ll show up on Grinder

30/11/18 20:07:46

 
stone face Vote score: 2049stone face

🎵 Veal meat again.. 🎵
"That's the worst karaoke singer I have heifer herd."

30/11/18 20:07:20

 
stone face Vote score: 2049stone face

" He looks udderly shit faced."

30/11/18 20:05:45

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6845Pussy Galore

The bouncers here don't take any bull.

30/11/18 20:05:27

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32940Welsh Rarebit

The new owner must be mad cow Denise.

30/11/18 20:04:50

 
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