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Mr Dome  Vote score: 5298Mr Dome

Nice legs shame about the place

27/11/18 9:25:08

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8670Neil Mackenzie

If she had a clue perhaps Theresa May wouldn’t be in over her head.

27/11/18 10:36:26

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3287Chris Keegan

Ever since I gave Pete those waterproof earphones he won't stop playing The bloody Village People.

27/11/18 10:24:37

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27387Tony Edwards

Straddling pool

27/11/18 9:27:32

 
stone face Vote score: 2044stone face

Diving head first into the paddling pool wasn't the smartest move Dave had ever done.

27/11/18 8:03:49

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32936Welsh Rarebit

That must be the Gynaecologist's wife in their pool.

27/11/18 8:49:37

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19552Ian Skelding

"Very lucky, his head was just the right size to use until the new plug gets delivered."

27/11/18 8:14:04

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3287Chris Keegan

When we eventually met Gary was nothing like his profile photo

27/11/18 8:13:24

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Oh well, beauty's only shin-deep! --Karyn Harrison
Dot Old Vote score: 101Dot Old

Celia hadn't realised her synchronised swimming partner had pissed off

27/11/18 8:02:22

 
stone face Vote score: 2044stone face

Legs eleven.

27/11/18 8:00:16

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 413Carey Sutton

If he really wants to learn how to swim he needs to get his feet wet.

28/11/18 10:33:00

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 142Sam Cass

The things some people do to hide from the taxman.

27/11/18 17:19:48

 
larry G. Vote score: 1055larry G.

"just got a pedicure-drying my toenails."

27/11/18 16:57:26

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17903John Glover

"I need to talk to you Tony, the concrete block should be attached to the feet, capeesh?"

27/11/18 11:43:38

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6840Pussy Galore

Always be careful how you answer when your wife asks, "Does my bum look big in this?"

27/11/18 9:48:56

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5298Mr Dome

Dead ringer

27/11/18 9:24:01

 
stone face Vote score: 2044stone face

"When Billy asked me if we'd get any sunny weather,and I said don't hold your breath. I didn't mean literally."

27/11/18 9:06:14

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1188Karyn Harrison

Paris Hilton just loves her new swim mirror.

27/11/18 8:58:27

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27387Tony Edwards

Single's holiday

27/11/18 8:54:47

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3287Chris Keegan

Dave never really appreciated that synchronised swimming is a team sport.

27/11/18 8:54:18

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32936Welsh Rarebit

Tom Daley won't make the same mistake of diving into the shallow end again.

27/11/18 8:49:18

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2029Dave Bryan

''These grill fences are great for getting rid of dead skin off your feet.''

27/11/18 8:45:21

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 4982Hercules Rockefeller

"Oh, he's definitely doing a stroke alright."

27/11/18 8:32:21

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 551Funny Bean

Before swimming, check for crocodiles.

27/11/18 8:30:03

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 369Stu Dent

Pose for a caption, No problem I can do that standing on my head.

27/11/18 8:25:27

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3217Vivvy En

Dave, Lottery winner, says he'd go back to his old lifestyle for two pins.

27/11/18 8:21:00

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1188Karyn Harrison

Inverted ripples

27/11/18 8:19:21

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1188Karyn Harrison

"I told her not to take her mobile phone into the pool!"

27/11/18 8:07:20

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19487John Llamas

“Morning Mr Baumgartner ...nice of you to drop in”

27/11/18 8:06:29

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2029Dave Bryan

Upside-down lake

27/11/18 8:05:20

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 4906Glyn Evans

It was a smart move, especially as the house was on fire.

27/11/18 8:04:25

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2029Dave Bryan

''Looks like your dad's gone off the deep end again.''

27/11/18 8:03:56

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 551Funny Bean

It's important to maintain good fluid balance on holiday.

27/11/18 8:00:05

 
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