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Nice legs shame about the place
27/11/18 9:25:08
If she had a clue perhaps Theresa May wouldn’t be in over her head.
27/11/18 10:36:26
Ever since I gave Pete those waterproof earphones he won't stop playing The bloody Village People.
27/11/18 10:24:37
Straddling pool
27/11/18 9:27:32
Diving head first into the paddling pool wasn't the smartest move Dave had ever done.
27/11/18 8:03:49
That must be the Gynaecologist's wife in their pool.
27/11/18 8:49:37
"Very lucky, his head was just the right size to use until the new plug gets delivered."
27/11/18 8:14:04
When we eventually met Gary was nothing like his profile photo
27/11/18 8:13:24
Celia hadn't realised her synchronised swimming partner had pissed off
27/11/18 8:02:22
Legs eleven.
27/11/18 8:00:16
If he really wants to learn how to swim he needs to get his feet wet.
28/11/18 10:33:00
The things some people do to hide from the taxman.
27/11/18 17:19:48
"just got a pedicure-drying my toenails."
27/11/18 16:57:26
"I need to talk to you Tony, the concrete block should be attached to the feet, capeesh?"
27/11/18 11:43:38
Always be careful how you answer when your wife asks, "Does my bum look big in this?"
27/11/18 9:48:56
Dead ringer
27/11/18 9:24:01
"When Billy asked me if we'd get any sunny weather,and I said don't hold your breath. I didn't mean literally."
27/11/18 9:06:14
Paris Hilton just loves her new swim mirror.
27/11/18 8:58:27
Single's holiday
27/11/18 8:54:47
Dave never really appreciated that synchronised swimming is a team sport.
27/11/18 8:54:18
Tom Daley won't make the same mistake of diving into the shallow end again.
27/11/18 8:49:18
''These grill fences are great for getting rid of dead skin off your feet.''
27/11/18 8:45:21
"Oh, he's definitely doing a stroke alright."
27/11/18 8:32:21
Before swimming, check for crocodiles.
27/11/18 8:30:03
Pose for a caption, No problem I can do that standing on my head.
27/11/18 8:25:27
Dave, Lottery winner, says he'd go back to his old lifestyle for two pins.
27/11/18 8:21:00
Inverted ripples
27/11/18 8:19:21
"I told her not to take her mobile phone into the pool!"
27/11/18 8:07:20
“Morning Mr Baumgartner ...nice of you to drop in”
27/11/18 8:06:29
Upside-down lake
27/11/18 8:05:20
It was a smart move, especially as the house was on fire.
27/11/18 8:04:25
''Looks like your dad's gone off the deep end again.''
27/11/18 8:03:56
It's important to maintain good fluid balance on holiday.
27/11/18 8:00:05