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May I suggest that health and safety within sport has got a little over ambitious.
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Chris Keegan Vote score: 4518Chris Keegan

May I suggest that health and safety within sport has got a little over ambitious.

20/11/18 8:02:16

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19672John Llamas

“The game’s changed son ........ footballers these days live in their own little bubble ....”

20/11/18 8:20:13

 
stone face Vote score: 3139stone face

Reviews have been mixed for the latest superhero movie 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Jellyfish.'

20/11/18 8:07:50

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Presumably you meant "Mutant" rather than "Muntant"? I've googled for "muntant" and it doesn't seem to exist in English, whereas "munt" is an offensive word. --Molly R
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5259Hercules Rockefeller

Bubblegym

20/11/18 8:14:13

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5075Glyn Evans

Silicone Volley

20/11/18 8:01:49

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 1577Funny Bean

"Well kids, I hope you can see how barrier methods of contraception can still be fun."

20/11/18 12:09:41

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18350John Glover

It can only be played indoors now, since our last outdoor game was interupted by a sudden gale blowing five players off the field, over the cliff top and into the sea. Two players were rescued within the hour, one received a Guiness Book of Records certificate for the most novel channel crossing and alas, the other two, the Smith brothers, were never found.

20/11/18 11:43:31

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I guess the bubble burst for them --Mr Dome
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4741Paul Reeve

“Whose idea was it to give the kids bubble gum at half time instead of an orange?”

20/11/18 10:59:22

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 34299Welsh Rarebit

"Right lads, let's get the Paul rolling.."

20/11/18 8:49:30

 
stone face Vote score: 3139stone face

The cost of playing balloon football has rocketed due to inflation.

20/11/18 8:16:50

 
stone face Vote score: 3139stone face

As the latest cold sore herpes virus spreads, schools are warned to look out for signs of blistering, especially around the facial area.

20/11/18 8:12:56

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 1289Stu Dent

A agoraphobia five a side tournament been abandoned after one team refused to leave the dressing room

20/11/18 8:01:26

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8854Neil Mackenzie

Super goldfish bowl

21/11/18 0:10:04

 
larry G. Vote score: 1104larry G.

Students take extreme precaution during the cold and flu season.

20/11/18 19:38:07

 
Anthony Smith Vote score: 38Anthony Smith

"They're all training to be bouncers."

20/11/18 18:23:38

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 514Carey Sutton

Spawn of Satan

20/11/18 17:02:27

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Parents are becoming creative as head lice become resistant to the usual remedies.

20/11/18 15:37:09

 
Samuel Fairman Samuel Fairman

Contact sports for germphobes.

20/11/18 13:17:29

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 443Scrappy Doo

They really should wear a cup.

20/11/18 10:30:46

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 28383Tony Edwards

Global warming up.

20/11/18 8:53:54

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2914Dave Bryan

The captain wanted a square bubble wrap but he was centre circle like the rest of the team.

20/11/18 8:26:15

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5899Mr Dome

Unsuitable for hedgehogs

20/11/18 8:25:53

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2914Dave Bryan

''He's having a tremendous game. The defenders just can't get near him.''

20/11/18 8:11:50

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19672John Llamas

Southgate says he is not worried about picking up injuries ahead of the Nations League finals.

20/11/18 8:11:10

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20004Ian Skelding

"This team is really beginning to gel."
"Yes, they're bouncing off each other."

20/11/18 8:10:53

 
Molly R Vote score: 694Molly R

The idea is to score a goal before running out of oxygen.

20/11/18 8:06:18

 
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