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"So dad, hows that bad tooth of yours?" "Every bloody which way but loose son."
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John  Glover Vote score: 21009John Glover

"So dad, how's that bad tooth of yours?"
"Every bloody which way but loose son."

20/09/20 20:11:51

 
James Lennox Vote score: 6446James Lennox

First it was cats, then mannequins, please tell me Caption.me's latest trend isn't going to be Trump lookalikes.

20/09/20 19:00:57

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13390Vanessa the Guesser

A bad case of gingervitis.

20/09/20 19:37:53

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 9584Chris Keegan

U Rang?

20/09/20 19:22:03

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4143Crunchy Chords

"Son, I'll tell you why we don't wear underwear like some other apes. Orangutans don't like Chimp-pants, see? Haha!"

Regardless of species, no one appreciates dad-jokes.

20/09/20 19:17:39

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1713Al Overy

"Brexit is a shit idea!"

- Wow, apes really are intelligent!

20/09/20 19:00:11

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1713Al Overy

Day two of lockdown: Billy's Kindle is out of battery and he's climbing the walls. Mum's locked herself in the bathroom and Dad's two minutes from going ape.

21/09/20 16:43:25

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23158Ian Skelding

"Right turn Clyde."
"Arrrrgh .... "

20/09/20 20:16:39

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7009Glyn Evans

"You gave my child a C-? I'll give you C-"

20/09/20 20:07:49

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2804Scrijjy Doo

Inlet of the Apes

20/09/20 19:20:59

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 7150Hercules Rockefeller

Dr. Zaius was still getting used to fatherhood.

20/09/20 19:03:12

 
Sheila  Graham Vote score: 317Sheila Graham

I spend all day cleaning and then you bring all this mess in. That really is the last straw!

21/09/20 10:47:34

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1911Willie Johnson

("We've given the little orangutan a few drops of super glue in his right hand. Let's see what happens.")

20/09/20 22:07:00

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1911Willie Johnson

"Gulliver, let go of my right hand, you big ape."

20/09/20 22:03:07

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1713Al Overy

"Never mind the works of Shakespeare, little Johnny's had ten million goes on caption.me and you wanna see what he's come up with..."

20/09/20 21:00:27

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12469Stephen Bean

"I don't see why I should pay child support. Look how strong his right arm is. He can support himself."

20/09/20 20:16:00

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12469Stephen Bean

Kin of the swingers

20/09/20 20:03:11

 
Molly R Vote score: 2193Molly R

"Oy, SSE, I've got a child to look after - just pay me my royalties, now!"

20/09/20 19:56:01

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2804Scrijjy Doo

Beam me up, Squatty.

20/09/20 19:27:16

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 751alexandra ball

Let go son, I don't have what mummy has.

20/09/20 19:22:07

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6188C CaMel

"Dude you've got a heir on your face."

20/09/20 19:19:28

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2804Scrijjy Doo

Trump did not take well to prison.

20/09/20 19:15:15

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 4563Stu Dent

Baby & Clyde

20/09/20 19:13:06

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 12469Stephen Bean

Planet of the Gapes

20/09/20 19:09:26

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 269Ellen Duncalf

I’ve told you time and again. No more nipple twisters!.

20/09/20 19:06:04

 
Rachel P Vote score: 2304Rachel P

“Tickle, Tickle, Tickle”

20/09/20 19:05:19

 
Sheila  Graham Vote score: 317Sheila Graham

Cupboard love

20/09/20 19:04:48

 
Al Overy Vote score: 1713Al Overy

"What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear?"

"Anything you want - he can’t hear you!"

20/09/20 19:01:31

 
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