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Funny Bean Vote score: 924Funny Bean

Fernando had to be a master of disguise to get home in one piece after a show.

11/11/18 21:21:38

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18024John Glover

When her mother told her 'she was going to see dick tracy'. Tracy assumed it was a film about the 1930's American detective.

11/11/18 20:32:25

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 725Stu Dent

Another five minutes and I am going in without her

11/11/18 20:01:14

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11375Dan Nicholls

It's sad that Ronnie Barker couldn't have just felt comfortable with his preferences, but they were very different times.

11/11/18 20:14:45

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27785Tony Edwards

Gransvestite

11/11/18 20:59:34

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27785Tony Edwards

Poor gran has got the nights mixed up between crotch and crochet.

11/11/18 20:44:28

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6720Vanessa the Guesser

Enid felt a warm feeling down below. That third sherry had gone right through her.

11/11/18 20:25:39

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33504Welsh Rarebit

Elsie was mortified when she saw her Grandson on the billboard.. he hadn't ironed his trousers.

11/11/18 20:14:39

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 506Carey Sutton

Widows memories

12/11/18 21:25:52

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2444Dave Bryan

''Are you over eighteen?''

12/11/18 7:58:42

 
G fj Vote score: 421G fj

Nan didn't get the point...

11/11/18 23:04:58

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 296Scrappy Doo

I've heard of flat abs, but this is ridiculous.

11/11/18 22:33:08

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 924Funny Bean

Standing here was getting Mildred in the mood for her date.

11/11/18 21:56:06

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 21053Michael Winner

Phwoar! ...and the guy's quite good looking too.

11/11/18 21:32:14

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5463Mr Dome

Edith had never come so often in the cinema

11/11/18 21:31:06

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3422Vivvy En

Ethel had been told to stand here if she wanted a buzz.

11/11/18 21:08:46

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33504Welsh Rarebit

Gran was looking forward to the blue rinse movie

11/11/18 21:03:25

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

Glady's thought she maybe having a stroke.

11/11/18 20:59:54

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3727Chris Keegan

Doris Gay

11/11/18 20:52:02

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19758Ian Skelding

"Your Gran is going to have a Sheer Heart Attack."

11/11/18 20:39:48

 
robert belford robert belford

"Hamlet,but still no cigar"

11/11/18 20:30:34

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 4957Glyn Evans

Miss Marple usually did a whodunnit, but today she went for a Houdini.

11/11/18 20:23:51

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18024John Glover

Gran designs.

11/11/18 20:22:51

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7064Pussy Galore

The spirit of Mary Whitehouse lives on.

11/11/18 20:20:51

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11375Dan Nicholls

What has Mabel's sideline of selling 'pocket massage devices for men and ladies' and the title of the movie got in common? They're both 'To Make Ends Meet'.

11/11/18 20:16:48

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7064Pussy Galore

"No Gran, the Bingo is on Wednesday afternoons."

11/11/18 20:15:39

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11375Dan Nicholls

Erotic movie or not, she was proud of her son's acting debut and would not let him down at the premiere...

11/11/18 20:12:40

 
stone face Vote score: 2450stone face

Looks like she's been stud up.

11/11/18 20:12:13

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5187Greg Curtis

“I would totally suck his Dickies.”

11/11/18 20:10:28

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 220Zak Toby1998

Mavis assumed this is where Beryl meant when she said she'd meet her at the bodyshop.

11/11/18 20:09:10

 
stone face Vote score: 2450stone face

"Well When Maureen turns up ,am gonna tell her we can go in here to watch that war movie she wants to see 'Shaving Ryan's Privates'."

11/11/18 20:04:26

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33504Welsh Rarebit

"Mmmm, think I'll have Cock-au-vin for supper tonight."

11/11/18 20:02:36

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8735Neil Mackenzie

She was in demand for sewing on buttons and mending zippers.

11/11/18 20:02:04

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 220Zak Toby1998

Ripped and curled.

11/11/18 20:01:37

 
Molly R Vote score: 509Molly R

Edna knew what she wanted, and was determined to be first in the Black Friday queue.

11/11/18 20:01:21

 
Zak Toby1998 Vote score: 220Zak Toby1998

I'm sure she had a fly look.

11/11/18 20:01:00

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 725Stu Dent

Half Off for OAPs

11/11/18 20:00:16

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1524Karyn Harrison

Fifty Shades of Graham

11/11/18 20:00:13

 
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