The bench was quite correct. It would have been rude to comment on the unfortunate witch's crash landing.

25/11/18 20:11:26

"You and your car boot sales. How on earth are we going to get that home on the bus?"

25/11/18 20:56:41

lol

"Well thank you for bringing it in to show us. I'm pleased to tell you that it is actually a genuine Chippendale- by Dave Chippendale, no relation."

25/11/18 20:24:17

"Are you sure this is the bench we made love on all those years ago?"

25/11/18 20:59:33

She thought- "Am sick of sitting next to this rickety old rotten thing everyday, while waiting for the bus. I just wish he would sit somewhere else."

25/11/18 20:53:14

No comment? On Caption.me that's a red rag to a bull.

25/11/18 20:40:04

True to form, they sat in silence.

25/11/18 20:23:10

🎵 It's so funny how we don't talk anymore.

25/11/18 20:04:46

“Thanks Terry, I do appreciate you paying that bit extra for the posh seats.”

25/11/18 20:55:59

"Have you found where the nearest toilets are yet?"

25/11/18 20:55:36

They were stumped

25/11/18 20:22:21

I'm not getting on that broken down old thing.
What about the bench?

25/11/18 20:05:02

Can we approach the Bench and invoke the fifth Amendment

25/11/18 20:00:39

It was actually to read "no cement".

26/11/18 17:55:34

Dry-rot Humour

25/11/18 21:20:24

He always promised he wood work one day, but that day was in 1968.

25/11/18 21:17:33

🎵All I want is a room somewhere
Far away from the cold night air
With one enormous chair
Oh, woodn't it be loverly?

25/11/18 21:03:03

Hush mummy

25/11/18 20:48:57

After Five Hundred years of marriage Noah finally ran out of things to Say, Make and Do.

25/11/18 20:37:06

Beechless

25/11/18 20:29:19

Sitting targets

25/11/18 20:26:17

A mute point

25/11/18 20:11:45

'Act normal, no-one will ever know it was us'.

25/11/18 20:11:10

It's a form of abuse

25/11/18 20:10:37

He used to be a commoding officer.

25/11/18 20:09:30

..and they'd only just renewed their rows at the church.

25/11/18 20:02:14

No one had the heart to tell them this isn't a bus stop.

25/11/18 20:01:37

It's a bit late to be giving that bench the silent wood treatment.

25/11/18 20:01:12

This bench is in loving memory of ... I've forgotten.

25/11/18 20:00:51

♪ "You say it best, when you say nothing at all" ♪

25/11/18 20:00:18

It's a bench mark.

25/11/18 20:00:07

Bench-press release

25/11/18 20:00:07