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The bench was quite correct. It would have been rude to comment on the unfortunate witch's crash landing.
25/11/18 20:11:26
"You and your car boot sales. How on earth are we going to get that home on the bus?"
25/11/18 20:56:41
"Well thank you for bringing it in to show us. I'm pleased to tell you that it is actually a genuine Chippendale- by Dave Chippendale, no relation."
25/11/18 20:24:17
"Are you sure this is the bench we made love on all those years ago?"
25/11/18 20:59:33
She thought- "Am sick of sitting next to this rickety old rotten thing everyday, while waiting for the bus. I just wish he would sit somewhere else."
25/11/18 20:53:14
No comment? On Caption.me that's a red rag to a bull.
25/11/18 20:40:04
True to form, they sat in silence.
25/11/18 20:23:10
🎵 It's so funny how we don't talk anymore.
25/11/18 20:04:46
“Thanks Terry, I do appreciate you paying that bit extra for the posh seats.”
25/11/18 20:55:59
"Have you found where the nearest toilets are yet?"
25/11/18 20:55:36
They were stumped
25/11/18 20:22:21
I'm not getting on that broken down old thing.What about the bench?
25/11/18 20:05:02
Can we approach the Bench and invoke the fifth Amendment
25/11/18 20:00:39
It was actually to read "no cement".
26/11/18 17:55:34
Dry-rot Humour
25/11/18 21:20:24
He always promised he wood work one day, but that day was in 1968.
25/11/18 21:17:33
🎵All I want is a room somewhereFar away from the cold night air With one enormous chairOh, woodn't it be loverly?
25/11/18 21:03:03
Hush mummy
25/11/18 20:48:57
After Five Hundred years of marriage Noah finally ran out of things to Say, Make and Do.
25/11/18 20:37:06
Beechless
25/11/18 20:29:19
Sitting targets
25/11/18 20:26:17
A mute point
25/11/18 20:11:45
'Act normal, no-one will ever know it was us'.
25/11/18 20:11:10
It's a form of abuse
25/11/18 20:10:37
He used to be a commoding officer.
25/11/18 20:09:30
..and they'd only just renewed their rows at the church.
25/11/18 20:02:14
No one had the heart to tell them this isn't a bus stop.
25/11/18 20:01:37
It's a bit late to be giving that bench the silent wood treatment.
25/11/18 20:01:12
This bench is in loving memory of ... I've forgotten.
25/11/18 20:00:51
♪ "You say it best, when you say nothing at all" ♪
25/11/18 20:00:18
It's a bench mark.
25/11/18 20:00:07
Bench-press release