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The bench was quite correct.  It would have been rude to comment on the unfortunate witchs crash landing.
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Vivvy En Vote score: 3217Vivvy En

The bench was quite correct. It would have been rude to comment on the unfortunate witch's crash landing.

25/11/18 20:11:26

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6843Pussy Galore

"You and your car boot sales. How on earth are we going to get that home on the bus?"

25/11/18 20:56:41

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 20903Michael Winner

"Well thank you for bringing it in to show us. I'm pleased to tell you that it is actually a genuine Chippendale- by Dave Chippendale, no relation."

25/11/18 20:24:17

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27387Tony Edwards

"Are you sure this is the bench we made love on all those years ago?"

25/11/18 20:59:33

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It still bears the scars. --Pussy Galore
stone face Vote score: 2045stone face

She thought- "Am sick of sitting next to this rickety old rotten thing everyday, while waiting for the bus. I just wish he would sit somewhere else."

25/11/18 20:53:14

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6843Pussy Galore

No comment? On Caption.me that's a red rag to a bull.

25/11/18 20:40:04

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17903John Glover

True to form, they sat in silence.

25/11/18 20:23:10

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1188Karyn Harrison

🎵 It's so funny how we don't talk anymore.

25/11/18 20:04:46

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4675Paul Reeve

“Thanks Terry, I do appreciate you paying that bit extra for the posh seats.”

25/11/18 20:55:59

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27387Tony Edwards

"Have you found where the nearest toilets are yet?"

25/11/18 20:55:36

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3217Vivvy En

They were stumped

25/11/18 20:22:21

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 155Scrappy Doo

I'm not getting on that broken down old thing.
What about the bench?

25/11/18 20:05:02

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 369Stu Dent

Can we approach the Bench and invoke the fifth Amendment

25/11/18 20:00:39

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 142Sam Cass

It was actually to read "no cement".

26/11/18 17:55:34

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32936Welsh Rarebit

Dry-rot Humour

25/11/18 21:20:24

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8671Neil Mackenzie

He always promised he wood work one day, but that day was in 1968.

25/11/18 21:17:33

 
Dot Old Vote score: 101Dot Old

🎵All I want is a room somewhere
Far away from the cold night air
With one enormous chair
Oh, woodn't it be loverly?

25/11/18 21:03:03

 
stone face Vote score: 2045stone face

Hush mummy

25/11/18 20:48:57

 
Stu Dent Vote score: 369Stu Dent

After Five Hundred years of marriage Noah finally ran out of things to Say, Make and Do.

25/11/18 20:37:06

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19552Ian Skelding

Beechless

25/11/18 20:29:19

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1188Karyn Harrison

Sitting targets

25/11/18 20:26:17

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 1188Karyn Harrison

A mute point

25/11/18 20:11:45

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

'Act normal, no-one will ever know it was us'.

25/11/18 20:11:10

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5298Mr Dome

It's a form of abuse

25/11/18 20:10:37

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3287Chris Keegan

He used to be a commoding officer.

25/11/18 20:09:30

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32936Welsh Rarebit

..and they'd only just renewed their rows at the church.

25/11/18 20:02:14

 
Scrappy Doo Vote score: 155Scrappy Doo

No one had the heart to tell them this isn't a bus stop.

25/11/18 20:01:37

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32936Welsh Rarebit

It's a bit late to be giving that bench the silent wood treatment.

25/11/18 20:01:12

 
Molly R Vote score: 325Molly R

This bench is in loving memory of ... I've forgotten.

25/11/18 20:00:51

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32936Welsh Rarebit

♪ "You say it best, when you say nothing at all" ♪

25/11/18 20:00:18

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3287Chris Keegan

It's a bench mark.

25/11/18 20:00:07

 
Funny Bean Vote score: 551Funny Bean

Bench-press release

25/11/18 20:00:07

 
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