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Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12689Dan Nicholls

"Here's the brochure Mum, it's called Sunnybanks Retirement Village..."

21/09/18 20:07:13

 
Charles Gleason Vote score: 834Charles Gleason

Old finger ! She's the nan...the nan with the
China cups....those finer cups....

21/09/18 20:50:16

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Yes, I've got it stuck in my head now, as well! --Molly Romanov
Michael Winner Vote score: 22028Michael Winner

Art historians were surprised to discover the preparatory drawings of Whistler's original.

21/09/18 21:14:07

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

If you copy, rarely vote or use the F word, please feel free to
pull my finger.

21/09/18 22:24:18

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4744Dave Bryan

Brexit talks take their toll on May.

21/09/18 21:12:37

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19189John Glover

This is to all of my relatives who have suddenly got in touch since I won the postcode lottery.

21/09/18 20:29:00

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6003Chris Keegan

I'm not totally convinced your mother took to me.

21/09/18 20:00:14

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20816Ian Skelding

Flippin' Elle

21/09/18 20:31:38

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"But Switzerland is lovely this time of year, gran."

This caption is sponsored by Dignitas.

21/09/18 22:33:05

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 4744Dave Bryan

''Now children, Fingermouse's invisible cousin is going to sing a little song.''

21/09/18 21:19:29

 
Charles Gleason Vote score: 834Charles Gleason

Curator of glove puppet museum upset at theft of valuable "Sooty".

21/09/18 20:08:56

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36380Welsh Rarebit

This is what Gran thinks of the digital age.

21/09/18 20:21:55

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20816Ian Skelding

Spin doctor

21/09/18 20:10:00

 
Sap Bakshi Sap Bakshi

Mr. Solicitor and the-middle finger from my estate goes to my children!

22/09/18 21:08:08

 
Sap Bakshi Sap Bakshi

Son here’s what I am going to leave for you in my will!

22/09/18 21:04:10

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5622Greg Curtis

Lady Bird

22/09/18 12:26:56

 
Dave E Vote score: 401Dave E

Granny's miffed

22/09/18 10:21:05

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6875Mr Dome

I'm just going to slip into something a little less formal dear

22/09/18 0:17:04

 
larry G. Vote score: 1300larry G.

"Take a whiff!-I just inserted a suppository."

21/09/18 23:50:43

 
larry G. Vote score: 1300larry G.

Where's all the damn toilet paper?
Smell this!

21/09/18 23:28:15

 
Antony Ward Vote score: 156Antony Ward

Granny you've dropped a chocolate on your blouse.

21/09/18 23:07:44

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 335Generic RedHead

This is what i use to test your grandad's prostate

21/09/18 22:47:17

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36380Welsh Rarebit

Nanny MuckFree

21/09/18 22:31:01

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6875Mr Dome

🎵Frown girl in my ring
La la la la la oooh

21/09/18 21:35:31

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6003Chris Keegan

"And for all of you who didn't vote for our new album this years granny goes out to the lot of you"

21/09/18 21:29:01

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19189John Glover

"She's poison."
"Who is?"
"Digit Alice."

21/09/18 21:05:16

 
stone face Vote score: 4511stone face

" Time to examine that prostrate Norman."

21/09/18 20:59:14

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4277Vivvy En

"Don't you £$%!*** DARE write a caption about me!"

21/09/18 20:42:50

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6003Chris Keegan

Apparently she wanted to take me for a spin.

21/09/18 20:42:26

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29620Tony Edwards

Bogeywoman

21/09/18 20:31:02

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8669Vanessa the Guesser

"Watch the birdie"

21/09/18 20:21:53

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5690Hercules Rockefeller

"Yes, Esther, your manicure looks spectacular."

21/09/18 20:10:40

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 36380Welsh Rarebit

Colonic Irritation

21/09/18 20:04:09

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 6003Chris Keegan

♪If you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it♪

21/09/18 20:04:06

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 2397Karyn Harrison

"Fancy a Ladyfinger Mr Rooney?"

21/09/18 20:03:43

 
Charles Gleason Vote score: 834Charles Gleason

One Direction.

21/09/18 20:03:31

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 1930Crunchy Chords

The gesture originated when Lady Cynthia expressed her disdain to the American who shot off her index finger.

21/09/18 20:01:50

 
Mark England Vote score: 15147Mark England

Saga Lout

21/09/18 20:00:31

 
Molly Romanov Vote score: 970Molly Romanov

Good morning, sir. I am your proctologist.

21/09/18 20:00:22

 
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