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Paul Reeve Vote score: 5361Paul Reeve

Cue-slumber

28/08/18 9:43:32

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30975Tony Edwards

Vegetative state

28/08/18 8:51:39

 
sandeep chahal Vote score: 645sandeep chahal

Salad dressing

28/08/18 8:00:07

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4107Karyn Harrison

Not quite what Graham and Linda were expecting when they volunteered to try out the Rampant Rabbit.

28/08/18 8:59:37

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8026Dave Bryan

Salad daze

28/08/18 8:10:30

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"You know you read about some people using a cucumber to pleasure themselves with, love? Well, it's not working for me."

28/08/18 11:23:37

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22811Michael Winner

Meet the Pimms.

28/08/18 8:19:56

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22811Michael Winner

"Now let's see what happens when we bring on the slugs..."

28/08/18 8:07:57

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10868Vanessa the Guesser

Caesar the Day

28/08/18 8:20:49

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

You do silly things when you are on grass

28/08/18 12:03:36

 
Matt Schtick Vote score: 77Matt Schtick

Dagobah Swamp Herpes

28/08/18 9:55:55

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6283Glyn Evans

"Urgggh!!! Who dares put garnish on my sandwich!?" said the man-eating giant.

28/08/18 8:41:08

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30975Tony Edwards

Lounge lizards

28/08/18 8:25:46

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8026Dave Bryan

Encumbered

28/08/18 8:08:21

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14361Dan Nicholls

Cool enough?

28/08/18 8:07:24

 
Sap Bakshi Sap Bakshi

Results came back - unfortunately you are suffering from cucumberitis!

11/09/18 16:15:32

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6056Greg Curtis

Clora & Phil

28/08/18 22:16:25

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8946Mr Dome

They looked shocked as they are both being shagged by the Incredible Bungle

28/08/18 19:29:37

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20120John Glover

"OK Jill, I've given in to your sexual fantasy of being green salads, when do I get tossed."

28/08/18 17:40:31

 
Sam Cass Vote score: 942Sam Cass

Serta-fied for a cool night's rest.

28/08/18 14:24:52

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Not recommended if you suffer from Bitemares or Bite Terrors.

28/08/18 12:06:47

 
stone face Vote score: 6939stone face

This is how the Joneses get a saturday lie in. After finding out their five kids are allergic to cucumbers and grass.

28/08/18 11:43:49

 
C CaMel Vote score: 5110C CaMel

Gin & cataTonic

28/08/18 11:01:25

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4107Karyn Harrison

Crunchy Couture

28/08/18 9:23:19

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

"Any chance of jerkin' the gherkin, babe."

28/08/18 9:22:31

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 5248Vivvy En

"Haha, The Tzatziki Detox... Yogurt to laugh."

28/08/18 8:59:18

 
Mark England Vote score: 16031Mark England

They then realised that the new girl at the spa was a bit cucumbersome

28/08/18 8:46:05

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10188Neil Mackenzie

He wanted to be over Jean not covered in cucumber.

28/08/18 8:44:57

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10188Neil Mackenzie

Ester complained that they'd left a stalk on her boy friend.

28/08/18 8:42:41

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14361Dan Nicholls

"What. Is. That?"
"Errrrrrm, mayonnaise?"

28/08/18 8:40:58

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19961John Llamas

One of you 5 a day

28/08/18 8:38:59

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30975Tony Edwards

Veg out

28/08/18 8:36:07

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 8026Dave Bryan

My Life As A Courgette

28/08/18 8:34:27

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19961John Llamas

The cucumber was grand but what she needed was a leek.

28/08/18 8:27:51

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19961John Llamas

Enjoying a Spar day

28/08/18 8:23:08

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22811Michael Winner

"Honey, I think we've been ripped off with this marrow transplant."

28/08/18 8:09:46

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22811Michael Winner

Another two victims of Dutch Cucumber Disease.

28/08/18 8:08:39

 
Molly Romanov Vote score: 1501Molly Romanov

I thought one should put slices of cucumber on one's eyes, not everywhere but!

28/08/18 8:06:44

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21561Ian Skelding

"They couldn't find a flower bed."

28/08/18 8:06:32

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

"Gourdnight John-boy"
"Gourdnight Mary-Ellen"

28/08/18 8:01:23

 
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