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Crunchy Chords Vote score: 929Crunchy Chords
Stop looking at my zit....  STOP LOOKING AT IT!

08/08/18 20:03:17

 
Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

"I'm blue in the face telling dear Liza there's a hole in my bucket."

08/08/18 21:03:59

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6097Vanessa the Guesser

News flash: Michael Heseltine is really a smurf

08/08/18 20:11:50

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 26903Tony Edwards

Handle with stare

08/08/18 20:48:53

 
Kriscat D Vote score: 78Kriscat D

The Muppets have really gone downhill since the recession

09/08/18 0:49:10

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 2940Vivvy En

"Don't narrow your eyes at me, you know you want to get down and dirty."

08/08/18 21:38:22

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 2940Vivvy En

"What a fine mop of hair you have... I'd love to take you for a night on the tiles"

08/08/18 20:35:07

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 4804Glyn Evans

"What is life like as an anorexic avatar?"

08/08/18 20:55:36

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 26903Tony Edwards

Don't mess with him. He'll wipe the floor with you.

08/08/18 20:10:34

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8600Neil Mackenzie

I proposed but she didn't like the wring.

09/08/18 7:42:33

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 10742Dan Nicholls

"Ooh, bleached your hair?"

08/08/18 20:27:56

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 929Crunchy Chords

The Mop it Show

08/08/18 20:00:39

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5292Tosser Wivlov

Tall thin blond, wants to meet guy........must be FLASH

09/08/18 0:19:49

 
stone face Vote score: 1564stone face

Lady Gaga -before make up.

08/08/18 21:56:39

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Great poker face! --Karyn Harrison
C CaMel Vote score: 3576C CaMel

lAvatary

08/08/18 20:26:11

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6097Vanessa the Guesser

Take me to your vile leader

08/08/18 20:00:22

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6313Pussy Galore

I haven't trusted my short-sighted hairdresser since I heard her offering the mop a conditioning treatment, trim and blow-dry.

09/08/18 11:45:47

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4970Greg Curtis

"You wanna dance...let's dance."

09/08/18 2:08:33

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 1558Dave Bryan

''My wife is always flying off the handle.''

09/08/18 0:16:43

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5028Mr Dome

Pat?

08/08/18 23:19:43

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 89J Gaskill

"Oh really?.. that just Dawned on you?"

08/08/18 21:57:46

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 20780Michael Winner

"Hello, I'm Michael Fabricant."

08/08/18 21:41:06

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19276Ian Skelding

"As cif ... "

08/08/18 20:38:39

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 608Karyn Harrison

Diana Cross

08/08/18 20:31:23

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 2629Chris Keegan

The ex wife. She cleaned me out.

08/08/18 20:30:06

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3576C CaMel

She glided down the aisle towards the Broom.

08/08/18 20:18:27

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 608Karyn Harrison

String Ray

08/08/18 20:15:04

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 26903Tony Edwards

Mophead

08/08/18 20:06:50

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 4843Hercules Rockefeller

"It's all about the circle of life, Simba."

08/08/18 20:04:28

 
Mark England Vote score: 13905Mark England

Mattel's new 'Dead Peter Stringfellow' doll was a bit morbid

08/08/18 20:03:55

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 929Crunchy Chords

“Your filthy kitchen is on my bucket list.”

08/08/18 20:01:22

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19276Ian Skelding

Stare mop

08/08/18 20:00:11

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 929Crunchy Chords

Mrs Mop

08/08/18 20:00:10

 
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