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McDonalds in Japan introduce the Big Mackerel to their menu.
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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32210Welsh Rarebit

McDonald's in Japan introduce the Big Mackerel to their menu.

04/08/18 12:07:28

 
stone face Vote score: 1564stone face

" There you go, Mr Gulliver."

04/08/18 12:04:02

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 2629Chris Keegan

Biggest sushi ever. It's o-fish-al.

04/08/18 17:22:42

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 10742Dan Nicholls

Riceberg

04/08/18 12:30:29

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 2940Vivvy En

"Empty stomach...? This should fillet."

04/08/18 20:11:21

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 4636Paul Reeve

“Welcome to my restaurant Mr Creosote.”

04/08/18 13:03:55

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19276Ian Skelding

Japanese steak away

04/08/18 12:32:07

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17691John Glover

♫ If you knew sushi, like I knew sushi ...

04/08/18 14:54:56

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 10742Dan Nicholls

"F*ck me! That's the biggest I've ever seen!!"
"Saki?"
"No mate, I am deadly serious."

04/08/18 12:32:52

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 26903Tony Edwards

Bensons for beds of rice.

04/08/18 12:10:26

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 4804Glyn Evans

"We need a bigger belt"

04/08/18 12:10:00

 
Madeline Charlton Madeline Charlton

"Sue,she's back ! Service please!"

27/08/18 21:53:22

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 4970Greg Curtis

“They always ‘lose money’ on Chung Ki.”

05/08/18 1:39:40

 
larry G. Vote score: 1045larry G.

For Summo wrestler on table 2.

04/08/18 19:32:50

 
larry G. Vote score: 1045larry G.

Feeding President Trump's ego.

04/08/18 19:22:33

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6313Pussy Galore

"Over-ordered again, Chef?"

04/08/18 19:05:36

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 441Tina Flowers

'I asked for my fish on a bed of rice, not a ruddy great mattress'.

04/08/18 19:03:08

 
larry G. Vote score: 1045larry G.

Snacks for Jurassic Park.

04/08/18 18:58:37

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6313Pussy Galore

The chopsticks are over there...in the broom cupboard.

04/08/18 17:48:04

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6313Pussy Galore

"Excuse me, chef, where did you say you learnt your knife skills?"

04/08/18 17:46:50

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19276Ian Skelding

They say Kaito could always carry a tuna.

04/08/18 15:17:52

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 2629Chris Keegan

Salmon Rushdie

04/08/18 15:06:29

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 608Karyn Harrison

Poor Frank went from being a really big fish to Boris Johnson's elevenses.

04/08/18 14:35:13

 
Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

Whale steak needs mattress rice not pilau.

04/08/18 13:56:25

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3286Stephen Paterson

Y U NO COOK!

04/08/18 13:48:05

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17691John Glover

"Not quite what I expected when you said you could do a takeaway for twenty at a good price."

04/08/18 13:41:20

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 1558Dave Bryan

''Do you want a fork?''

04/08/18 13:02:13

 
Leroy Brown Vote score: 7665Leroy Brown

At 6 inches tall, Haru was employed as a Chef de Petit.

04/08/18 13:00:26

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 26903Tony Edwards

Sumo portion

04/08/18 12:37:19

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 10742Dan Nicholls

Fortunately, he'd brought his oars with him, which he used for chopsticks.

04/08/18 12:31:02

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 26903Tony Edwards

Eamonn v Food

04/08/18 12:23:46

 
stone face Vote score: 1564stone face

I think they got a raw deal there.

04/08/18 12:19:35

 
stone face Vote score: 1564stone face

"And the soya sauce is next to the table-

in a bucket."

04/08/18 12:17:52

 
Carey Sutton Vote score: 305Carey Sutton

New Whale tongue sushi, has got me licked

04/08/18 12:17:16

 
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