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Carey Sutton Vote score: 891Carey Sutton

Milk Sheik

23/07/18 19:22:09

 
Mark England Vote score: 15809Mark England

Past your eyes milk

23/07/18 19:02:58

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8574Mr Dome

It’s a good job she has hooves as she’s lacktoes intolerant

23/07/18 19:18:50

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21302Ian Skelding

"She nose her milk."

23/07/18 19:59:04

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30631Tony Edwards

What heifer next?

23/07/18 19:17:05

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38761Welsh Rarebit

Cravendale- The cows want it back.

23/07/18 19:00:07

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

'He's forgotten the bucket again Daisy'

23/07/18 22:37:29

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38761Welsh Rarebit

"Ugh, the look on that silly moo's face behind me is starting to turn my milk sour."

23/07/18 21:24:46

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4949C CaMel

Arc of the calving aunt

23/07/18 20:36:31

 
larry G. Vote score: 1420larry G.

"A lovely bouquet, color, and clarity are excellent-yes, please bring a bottle to the barn."

23/07/18 20:31:18

 
Sauce Pan Vote score: 108Sauce Pan

New to the field, Doug the nostril cleaner often cowered away at a safe distance.

23/07/18 19:59:21

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4949C CaMel

The Bulls are now worried.

23/07/18 19:25:39

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38761Welsh Rarebit

She'll be chewing the curd next!

23/07/18 19:14:26

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Chris Keegan Vote score: 8135Chris Keegan

Would you look at that!...Urineus is now entering Taurus...

23/07/18 19:06:32

 
Ethy Vote score: 2362Ethy

Cruel Middle Eastern farmer, for the sixth time today, puts his bull through a ‘taste your own cum’ ordeal.

23/07/18 19:04:51

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9824Neil Mackenzie

I sometimes hit the Wife in the face with milk, but I usually leave it in the bottle.

24/07/18 6:35:16

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4949C CaMel

Caesar's Phallus

24/07/18 5:32:10

 
Andrea Ivey Vote score: 802Andrea Ivey

Whey hay

23/07/18 22:30:20

 
Paul Reeve Vote score: 5223Paul Reeve

Milk Made

23/07/18 20:51:41

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 5990Greg Curtis

"Mmm...Mmmm."

23/07/18 20:46:22

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4949C CaMel

He's now head of product development for Carling.

23/07/18 20:20:01

 
John  Glover Vote score: 19900John Glover

Someone's getting their own back.

23/07/18 19:42:47

 
Mark England Vote score: 15809Mark England

Excited, I googled "Horny cow gets cream on face' and now I feel deflated

23/07/18 19:37:19

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 94J Gaskill

*clapping*

23/07/18 19:36:19

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 7223Dave Bryan

''OK we're really impressed. Could you stop milking it?''

23/07/18 19:32:14

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14047Dan Nicholls

Oh, like you wouldn't if you could!!

23/07/18 19:29:04

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30631Tony Edwards

He's making a right teat of himself.

23/07/18 19:28:28

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4949C CaMel

The fountain of you

23/07/18 19:28:25

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 21302Ian Skelding

The Quaffing Cow

23/07/18 19:27:21

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8135Chris Keegan

That so reminds me..the ex wife used to drink gallons of pissecco

23/07/18 19:15:35

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

What a wanker.

23/07/18 19:15:23

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 8574Mr Dome

Excuse this one - he may suffer from an Afi Lactate shot

23/07/18 19:14:11

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

As the drought continues, desperate farmers find ways to keep their stock hydrated through recycling.

23/07/18 19:12:37

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 10298Vanessa the Guesser

Butter fingers

23/07/18 19:12:17

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 30631Tony Edwards

Under Milk Cud

23/07/18 19:08:06

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 6201Hercules Rockefeller

Udder Pressure

23/07/18 19:05:18

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

A seriously funny example of an oxy moron.

23/07/18 19:03:59

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38761Welsh Rarebit

Uddersfield

23/07/18 19:00:14

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Some farmers take quality control to extremes.

23/07/18 19:00:10

 
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