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"and then I said to the hairdresser, Id like a number two please. Anyway, she didn’t realise I meant the toilet and shaved my hair off, and I sh*t my pants…Yeah, I’ve had better days"
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The Wolf Vote score: 6989The Wolf

"and then I said to the hairdresser, 'I'd like a number two please'. Anyway, she didn’t realise I meant the toilet and shaved my hair off, and I sh*t my pants…Yeah, I’ve had better days"

18/09/19 12:14:54

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9534Dave Bryan

''I just can't get the hang of these invisible phones.''

18/09/19 12:14:57

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4473Lucky Elperro

After shaking a politician's hand, Iris counts her fingers.

18/09/19 18:37:24

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Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10663Neil Mackenzie

She had survived Cancer, Chemotherapy, losing her hair, so she could survive being taken the piss out of on Caption Me.

19/09/19 7:23:40

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 9534Dave Bryan

I'm enjoying being a woman, claims Barack Obama.

18/09/19 12:01:04

 
Molly R Vote score: 1761Molly R

Ms Remains-of-the-World 2069

18/09/19 12:08:57

 
Generic RedHead Vote score: 682Generic RedHead

"When i said i wanted the Britney Spears look, this is not what i had in mind."

18/09/19 19:39:23

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6989The Wolf

Claire balding

18/09/19 12:00:05

 
Richard  Bottom Vote score: 33Richard Bottom

"Oh dear, think I left John's viagra with that girl at the counter"

18/09/19 16:32:54

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9569Mr Dome

Why can't I get back to the Liberator..?!

18/09/19 16:17:50

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5526James Lennox

Ex Buddhist monks are prohibited from wearing orange.

18/09/19 13:00:03

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8806Chris Keegan

Kim was beginning to regret getting a lift to work from some little bloke in a Smart car.

18/09/19 12:09:17

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6989The Wolf

“Eh up, how are your balls feeling since the vasectomy? Oh, sorry madam, I thought you was my mate Dave”

18/09/19 12:01:20

 
Anna Caddy Vote score: 309Anna Caddy

Nun on the run

18/09/19 12:01:05

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 1460Willie Johnson

How do you know that she stays indoors?

*Hint: She's a tomato sandwich.

19/09/19 4:28:07

 
larry G. Vote score: 1471larry G.

“Maybe if I crack my knuckles my hair will grow.”

18/09/19 22:36:19

 
Richard  Bottom Vote score: 33Richard Bottom

She was concerned about the bag, but she wouldn't lose hair over it

18/09/19 16:38:01

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6122Greg Curtis

Emotionally Stubbled

18/09/19 16:36:18

 
Richard  Bottom Vote score: 33Richard Bottom

"Well, I'm embarrassed to say it, but things were getting a bit stale in the bedroom and Steve said he'd like to see my face balled. Hopefully, it'll spice things up tonight."

18/09/19 16:29:09

 
Peter Watts Vote score: 37Peter Watts

Where’s me rubik’s cube gone

18/09/19 14:26:22

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9913Stephen Bean

Stubble trouble

18/09/19 14:09:04

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9913Stephen Bean

♫ I should be so plucky
Plucky, plucky, plucky ♫

18/09/19 13:56:59

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2231Scrijjy Doo

The Bald and The Bluetiful

18/09/19 13:41:24

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8806Chris Keegan

♪ No hairy Krishna, Krishna, Krishna, Sally carry……a bag ♪

18/09/19 13:30:30

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9569Mr Dome

Peter Reid has let himself go

18/09/19 12:46:48

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9569Mr Dome

Emaciated Grey

18/09/19 12:45:52

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 9913Stephen Bean

Bald hair day

18/09/19 12:41:14

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31746Tony Edwards

Les Misérable

18/09/19 12:25:18

 
John  Glover Vote score: 20534John Glover

Little Running Fox won't go into town any more, it's the third time she's been wig whammed.

18/09/19 12:05:28

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Marjorie is addicted to having her hair shaved and claims that she gets a buzz out of it.

18/09/19 12:01:13

 
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