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Dave Bryan Vote score: 3939Dave Bryan

I knew she would never finish that jumper.

16/06/18 8:07:23

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7981Vanessa the Guesser

To be honest, she was always highly strung.

16/06/18 9:24:50

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

The autopsy says he pasta way last year.

16/06/18 8:00:08

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 5422Glyn Evans

"I'm sorry officer, Goldilocks ate all of our porridge and there was nothing else in the house."

16/06/18 8:15:22

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9106Neil Mackenzie

She had waited years for her Fiance to propose a wedding date, but he had just been stringing her along.

16/06/18 19:34:12

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18833John Glover

pasta sell by date.

16/06/18 11:21:32

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12368Dan Nicholls

"What makes you think this was the work of the Spaghetti Strangler Sherlock?"
"F*cks sake Watson."

16/06/18 10:13:18

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12368Dan Nicholls

Me waiting for the extra parmesan I asked for aeons ago.

16/06/18 10:57:52

 
larry G. Vote score: 1231larry G.

A Little heavy on the liposuction.

16/06/18 17:07:09

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

It was the worst case of tapeworms the doctor had seen.

16/06/18 11:11:56

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Never again would Eric make fun of his wife's macramé.

16/06/18 8:55:43

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20535Ian Skelding

"I told you not to have the Spaghetti Marinara."

16/06/18 8:54:38

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6538Mr Dome

‘Professor Plum, in the kitchen, with the rope’
‘Ermm ‘fraid not’

16/06/18 8:05:13

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 3939Dave Bryan

''I'm not watching 'Flesh Eating Skulls' again, darling. I'm tired of that old yarn.''

16/06/18 8:04:42

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6538Mr Dome

Hmmm this murder investigation may take a long time to unravel

16/06/18 8:02:29

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4133C CaMel

Ragu In Peace

16/06/18 11:44:39

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 89J Gaskill

I'm thinking the cause of death was likely stuffocation.

16/06/18 10:18:52

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

Hair Die.

16/06/18 10:18:44

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12368Dan Nicholls

Proof that you can lose A LOT of weight eating just pasta.

16/06/18 10:11:47

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4041Vivvy En

All the best dressed skeletons wear sinews

16/06/18 10:07:18

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6538Mr Dome

Unfortunately nobody took any notice when she said she had pins and noodles

16/06/18 9:53:39

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19751John Llamas

She was a proud Pastafarian

16/06/18 9:20:50

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29189Tony Edwards

Marjorie Props

16/06/18 9:16:45

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5565Chris Keegan

I have to tell you, your mother's looking particularly attractive this evening

16/06/18 9:10:10

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29189Tony Edwards

Oldilocks

16/06/18 9:08:09

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4041Vivvy En

Knot a good look, love

16/06/18 9:05:08

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20535Ian Skelding

"Yep, it's slid off his face, it's al dente."

16/06/18 9:02:04

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

Therapists no longer advise basket-weaving as part of anger management courses.

16/06/18 8:57:24

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29189Tony Edwards

Alias, poor Yorick!

16/06/18 8:43:08

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2662GeeDee

I knew the service was bad in this restaurant but that's ridiculous

16/06/18 8:41:35

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 7981Vanessa the Guesser

Bone Idol

16/06/18 8:31:38

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4133C CaMel

His last mugshot

16/06/18 8:05:52

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35555Welsh Rarebit

Spaghetti Blokenese

16/06/18 8:01:00

 
Pete  Vote score: 18533Pete

The body count is always high in spaghetti westerns.

16/06/18 8:00:41

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35555Welsh Rarebit

Wool.i.am

16/06/18 8:00:24

 
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