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Dave Bryan Vote score: 2401Dave Bryan

I knew she would never finish that jumper.

16/06/18 7:07:23

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6690Vanessa the Guesser

To be honest, she was always highly strung.

16/06/18 8:24:50

 
Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

The autopsy says he pasta way last year.

16/06/18 7:00:08

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 4956Glyn Evans

"I'm sorry officer, Goldilocks ate all of our porridge and there was nothing else in the house."

16/06/18 7:15:22

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8730Neil Mackenzie

She had waited years for her Fiance to propose a wedding date, but he had just been stringing her along.

16/06/18 18:34:12

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18009John Glover

pasta sell by date.

16/06/18 10:21:32

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11364Dan Nicholls

"What makes you think this was the work of the Spaghetti Strangler Sherlock?"
"F*cks sake Watson."

16/06/18 9:13:18

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11364Dan Nicholls

Me waiting for the extra parmesan I asked for aeons ago.

16/06/18 9:57:52

 
larry G. Vote score: 1065larry G.

A Little heavy on the liposuction.

16/06/18 16:07:09

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7064Pussy Galore

It was the worst case of tapeworms the doctor had seen.

16/06/18 10:11:56

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7064Pussy Galore

Never again would Eric make fun of his wife's macramé.

16/06/18 7:55:43

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19727Ian Skelding

"I told you not to have the Spaghetti Marinara."

16/06/18 7:54:38

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5457Mr Dome

‘Professor Plum, in the kitchen, with the rope’
‘Ermm ‘fraid not’

16/06/18 7:05:13

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 2401Dave Bryan

''I'm not watching 'Flesh Eating Skulls' again, darling. I'm tired of that old yarn.''

16/06/18 7:04:42

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5457Mr Dome

Hmmm this murder investigation may take a long time to unravel

16/06/18 7:02:29

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3755C CaMel

Ragu In Peace

16/06/18 10:44:39

 
J Gaskill Vote score: 89J Gaskill

I'm thinking the cause of death was likely stuffocation.

16/06/18 9:18:52

 
Tina  Flowers Vote score: 663Tina Flowers

Hair Die.

16/06/18 9:18:44

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 11364Dan Nicholls

Proof that you can lose A LOT of weight eating just pasta.

16/06/18 9:11:47

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3369Vivvy En

All the best dressed skeletons wear sinews

16/06/18 9:07:18

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5457Mr Dome

Unfortunately nobody took any notice when she said she had pins and noodles

16/06/18 8:53:39

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19599John Llamas

She was a proud Pastafarian

16/06/18 8:20:50

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27771Tony Edwards

Marjorie Props

16/06/18 8:16:45

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 3689Chris Keegan

I have to tell you, your mother's looking particularly attractive this evening

16/06/18 8:10:10

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27771Tony Edwards

Oldilocks

16/06/18 8:08:09

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 3369Vivvy En

Knot a good look, love

16/06/18 8:05:08

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19727Ian Skelding

"Yep, it's slid off his face, it's al dente."

16/06/18 8:02:04

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7064Pussy Galore

Therapists no longer advise basket-weaving as part of anger management courses.

16/06/18 7:57:24

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 27771Tony Edwards

Alias, poor Yorick!

16/06/18 7:43:08

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2632GeeDee

I knew the service was bad in this restaurant but that's ridiculous

16/06/18 7:41:35

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6690Vanessa the Guesser

Bone Idol

16/06/18 7:31:38

 
C CaMel Vote score: 3755C CaMel

His last mugshot

16/06/18 7:05:52

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33453Welsh Rarebit

Spaghetti Blokenese

16/06/18 7:01:00

 
Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

The body count is always high in spaghetti westerns.

16/06/18 7:00:41

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 33453Welsh Rarebit

Wool.i.am

16/06/18 7:00:24

 
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