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John  Glover Vote score: 20590John Glover

"Hello ... we are your new neighbours."

12/01/20 13:50:59

 
Lucky Elperro Vote score: 4473Lucky Elperro

Prince Andrew says he has copy of original photo before tampering occurred.

12/01/20 16:44:37

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Don't know how I missed this very funny caption! --Karyn Harrison
Glyn Evans Vote score: 6610Glyn Evans

"Someone will see us shortly and then hopefully we can get that cheese grater removed from your arse."

12/01/20 12:15:56

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Michael Winner Vote score: 22928Michael Winner

Nowadays, hospitals just frighten children to get well faster.

12/01/20 12:05:05

 
Scrijjy Doo Vote score: 2302Scrijjy Doo

Testing cosmetics on animals isn't pretty.

12/01/20 18:40:45

 
Karyn Harrison Vote score: 4661Karyn Harrison

Parties at the Playboy Mansion just aren't the same since Hugh Hefner's demise.

12/01/20 12:36:22

 
James Lennox Vote score: 5564James Lennox

"Watership Down: The Stageplay" - My opinion? Don't go.

12/01/20 12:00:52

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That's one heck of a big wig! --Karyn Harrison
James Lennox Vote score: 5564James Lennox

The Rabbits love an evening out, when they can find a babysitter for their 92 kids.

12/01/20 13:23:24

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I think it was a mistake to leave them with Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall! --Karyn Harrison
Mark Wilson Vote score: 1316Mark Wilson

Venue say fancy dress party booked but that's next week. Let's mingle and slip out when nobody's looking. Don't forget to give condolences to his widow though.

12/01/20 12:47:13

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 31857Tony Edwards

Rampant rabbit meets purple head.

12/01/20 12:31:18

 
The Wolf Vote score: 6992The Wolf

"No Sue, I said meet me at six, and wear 'a' fancy dress. You're going to draw attention to us now..."

12/01/20 12:30:15

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 18865Troompa Loompa

"If you'd gone to the toilet before you put the costume on then you wouldn't now be having to grate the stain away."

12/01/20 12:10:36

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10291Stephen Bean

♫ Purple pain, purple pain...

12/01/20 17:27:13

 
GeeDee Vote score: 2854GeeDee

See you didn't get the memo about the fancy dress party being cancelled

12/01/20 13:54:54

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 12117Vanessa the Guesser

Please dress appropriately when visiting Easter Island.

12/01/20 13:47:36

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9688Mr Dome

Terribletubbies - DinkyWinky and Ho

12/01/20 13:03:38

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 8933Chris Keegan

Sorry love, can you put the paper bag back on, you're scaring the children.

12/01/20 12:25:00

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 9688Mr Dome

I may have only just woken up but I think I"m still on a trip

12/01/20 12:24:41

 
stone face Vote score: 7640stone face

Police release a photo of the wanted criminals, and say there is a warren out for their arrest.

12/01/20 12:08:49

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22928Michael Winner

I don't understand modern pornography.

12/01/20 12:03:27

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 38790Welsh Rarebit

Thugs Bunny and Jugs Bunny announce their engagement.

12/01/20 12:00:26

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 10703Neil Mackenzie

When you kind of remember a hot threesome and then you check your pictures from that night. You vow never to drink again.

13/01/20 19:20:46

 
sarah solway Vote score: 103sarah solway

Bluella de Ville!

13/01/20 2:59:43

 
Joe Vote score: 1618Joe

There was no truth to the rumours that since Hugh Heffner's death quality control had suffered

12/01/20 21:02:51

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Yes - sorry missed that. I've voted it up --Joe
Vivvy En Vote score: 5985Vivvy En

"Oh, damn! Nobody told us it was fancy dress!"

12/01/20 15:49:45

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 10291Stephen Bean

"No darling, of course we haven't been up to any bunny business!"

12/01/20 15:31:40

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 14971Dan Nicholls

They've only known each other for two weeks.

12/01/20 12:51:12

 
stone face Vote score: 7640stone face

DOES the BUCK stop here.

12/01/20 12:20:15

 
Rachel P Vote score: 1836Rachel P

Their feelers were out when someone mentioned a free bar

12/01/20 12:17:33

 
stone face Vote score: 7640stone face

Some of these captions are so coney.

12/01/20 12:15:09

 
stone face Vote score: 7640stone face

" She's a nice enough girl, but she doesn't half rabbit on."

12/01/20 12:14:17

 
stone face Vote score: 7640stone face

They're so close. He's never more than a hare's breath away.

12/01/20 12:11:54

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

She prefers doggy style so she cat buck back!

12/01/20 12:10:14

 
stone face Vote score: 7640stone face

It's a bunny old game.

12/01/20 12:09:46

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 347Jack Joyce

I love an old fashioned "Drawing and Panting"

12/01/20 12:07:22

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 22266Ian Skelding

Masclots

12/01/20 12:02:46

 
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