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Dave Bryan Vote score: 12536Dave Bryan

Sorry I missed you. Next time I'll hit you with it.

05/01/21 8:00:38

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I hit everything else though - the house, the car, the walkway, the porch, the mailbox.... --Willie Johnson
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12536Dave Bryan

Postman Prat

05/01/21 8:33:20

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12536Dave Bryan

BREAKING NEWS: Vaccine roll out delayed by logistical problems.

05/01/21 9:03:52

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The package needed to be "massaged" a little more. --Willie Johnson
Al Overy Vote score: 2855Al Overy

Final drop of the day!

05/01/21 8:27:32

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 6979Vivvy En

"And the best bit... I WAS IN ALL SODDING DAY!"

05/01/21 10:06:45

 
stone face Vote score: 8413stone face

Parcel Forced..

05/01/21 8:10:28

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13856Vanessa the Guesser

"What's in it?"

"Everyone's hopes for a return to normality."

05/01/21 8:01:12

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12536Dave Bryan

I have retained your parcel because:

1) It was not safe to leave your parcel.
2) The parcel required a signature.
3) I don't get many presents.

05/01/21 8:43:49

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 4372Crunchy Chords

"Frah-GEE-lay... That must be Italian for 'Our time is more important than your parcel.'"

05/01/21 15:51:41

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2197Mark Wilson

"I'm not bothered, it's for number 71 not us, we're number 8"

05/01/21 9:04:59

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2197Mark Wilson

Hermes has looked into your complaint of a damaged parcel, and concluded that it is not the company's fault your letterbox is far too small.

05/01/21 8:57:53

 
The Wolf Vote score: 9944The Wolf

"Darling, your mother's ashes are here"

I love being friends with our local delivery driver.

05/01/21 8:27:51

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 12536Dave Bryan

Parcel Farce

05/01/21 8:19:31

 
stone face Vote score: 8413stone face

"When I said take it the Post Office, and make sure you get it stamped!"

05/01/21 8:09:49

 
John  Glover Vote score: 21229John Glover

It seems that damage is part and parcel of having home deliveries.

05/01/21 13:12:56

 
Mark Wilson Vote score: 2197Mark Wilson

PROOF... that thinking outside the box doesn't work all the time

05/01/21 8:42:41

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23582Ian Skelding

Greek tragedy

05/01/21 8:37:10

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 7319Glyn Evans

"I'm sure the severed head will be fine dear"

05/01/21 8:31:04

 
James Lennox Vote score: 7186James Lennox

I missed three letters from this company and ended up with herpes.

05/01/21 8:30:48

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 13856Vanessa the Guesser

Mexican dwarfs will try anything to get over the wall.

05/01/21 8:28:03

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10835Mr Dome

You should always check the other box

05/01/21 8:17:35

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 13821Stephen Bean

"Look what the postman has done to my miniature indoor lawn."

"He's a real Blade Ruiner."

05/01/21 8:04:21

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 11358Neil Mackenzie

The box contained Government promises that are easily broken after the election.

05/01/21 23:21:34

 
Stephen Paterson Vote score: 3309Stephen Paterson

Good God!

05/01/21 21:42:29

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 10835Mr Dome

It's a parcel bomb for Boris. Good job it was made in China

05/01/21 11:57:16

 
Greg Curtis Vote score: 6377Greg Curtis

"I work for UPS, delivering footballs."

05/01/21 10:50:05

 
Ellen Duncalf Vote score: 528Ellen Duncalf

Just to say, before your parcel was lobbed over the gate, it was dropped in a muddy puddle, a dog cocked it’s leg over it, it fell out of the van,twice, and that’s when I reversed over it by accident. On a scale of 1-5, how satisfied are you with Royal Mail?

05/01/21 10:46:05

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33135Tony Edwards

Slam dunk

05/01/21 10:04:21

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 33135Tony Edwards

It seems that the courier was feeling a little fragile on that day.

05/01/21 9:48:01

 
alexandra ball Vote score: 928alexandra ball

Andy Dibble gets job as delivery driver.

05/01/21 9:26:38

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2129Willie Johnson

The box and contents were completely ruined, but fortunately the "Fragile" tape was still intact.

05/01/21 9:20:07

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 2129Willie Johnson

"Ever thought of being a Hermes self-employed courier?"
There will soon be an opening.

05/01/21 9:18:07

 
C CaMel Vote score: 6753C CaMel

There were stamps on it.

05/01/21 9:13:13

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 23582Ian Skelding

"The repaired Copa Del Rey should be delivered sometime today Sir."

05/01/21 8:47:42

 
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