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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37677Welsh Rarebit

🎡 Total Eclipse of the Tart 🎡

23/11/19 8:00:09

 
stone face Vote score: 5950stone face

"🎡 Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you.🎡"

"Listen, I appreciate the restaurant's sentiment, with the free cake for my daughter's second birthday.
But you could've waited till we were out of the toilet."

23/11/19 8:03:55

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"Sorry, but I was told to put a number 2 on it" --Mark England
stone face Vote score: 5950stone face

My daughter has really overcame her disability, and proved everyone wrong getting a restaurant job. It was really hard for her, being born with a cake for a hand."

23/11/19 8:29:25

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...and the nickname, 'Butterfingers'. --Michael Winner
James Lennox Vote score: 3549James Lennox

Ooo, I've got it - it's a Mexican riding a waitress.

23/11/19 8:40:01

 
Stephen Bean Vote score: 5219Stephen Bean

"For God's sake Lap, stop taking photos of my tits!"

23/11/19 8:55:09

 
stone face Vote score: 5950stone face

Having one leg never stopped Mary from doing her job. When given orders, she would often hop to it.

23/11/19 8:54:55

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 757Willie Johnson

Gotta make room for dessert.

23/11/19 9:39:31

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7261Chris Keegan

Being a big fan of Peppa Pig she's about to discover bake on.

23/11/19 8:53:52

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 7803Mr Dome

She is great at piping

23/11/19 8:50:02

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 7261Chris Keegan

NO UNDERCAKING!

23/11/19 8:37:24

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 757Willie Johnson

Coming or going?

23/11/19 8:34:41

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 22366Michael Winner

"Imagine that this cake is a car travelling at 30 miles an hour, and that this child is standing in the middle of the road..."

23/11/19 8:32:53

 
Jack Joyce Vote score: 127Jack Joyce

"When you said meet me in the toilet for desert, I was not expecting cheesecake!"

23/11/19 8:32:36

 
Hercules  Rockefeller Vote score: 5977Hercules Rockefeller

"I thought you said that you had one in the oven?"

23/11/19 8:21:36

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6155Dave Bryan

''Blackbird (was) singing in the dead of night......''

23/11/19 8:15:15

 
Molly R Vote score: 1189Molly R

You know perfectly well what will happen next, when the waitress turns left...

23/11/19 8:10:38

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 314Gavin Smithers

The Royal Duchy cake. It'll cost you an arm and a leg.

24/11/19 9:34:00

 
Gavin Smithers Vote score: 314Gavin Smithers

Loo Perkins

24/11/19 9:26:53

 
sarah solway Vote score: 62sarah solway

Her waistcoat appeared a little torte!

24/11/19 7:31:11

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9578Neil Mackenzie

Nice Tart and the cake doesn’t look bad either.

23/11/19 20:58:28

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9578Neil Mackenzie

I brought my two year old to work so that when she is sixteen, she can say she has fourteen years experience.

23/11/19 18:52:39

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 2402Crunchy Chords

Wife of Pie

23/11/19 16:23:40

 
James Lennox Vote score: 3549James Lennox

"Come on Honey, we'll wait in the toilet till the clowns have finished their pudding."

23/11/19 10:03:56

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 13427Dan Nicholls

Her reward? A wonderful cake. And the moral of the story is that good things come to those who wait.

23/11/19 9:15:59

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 9553Vanessa the Guesser

The Pied Piper gets his first follower.

23/11/19 8:07:07

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6155Dave Bryan

''It's for Boris. He can't manage without his porky pies.''

23/11/19 8:05:48

 
Willie Johnson Vote score: 757Willie Johnson

Let me guess... chocolate?

23/11/19 8:03:40

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 37677Welsh Rarebit

🎡Piederman, Piederman,
Does whatever a Piederman can...

23/11/19 8:01:39

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 6155Dave Bryan

I can't make out the photo very well. I'm a bit pie-eyed this morning.

23/11/19 8:01:14

 
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