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Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32249Welsh Rarebit

Balloon-a-tick

07/02/18 20:00:06

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Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6109Vanessa the Guesser

I've just finished with my boyfriend. I had to let him down gently.

07/02/18 21:11:06

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Michael Winner Vote score: 20780Michael Winner

He'll be the one laughing when the ship capsizes.

07/02/18 20:49:31

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 20780Michael Winner

The newest safety innovation for cyclists- airbag trousers.

07/02/18 20:47:57

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 8600Neil Mackenzie

Ohh I hate airy legs.

07/02/18 20:44:36

 
Crunchy Chords Vote score: 937Crunchy Chords
Balloon-a-tick

07/02/18 20:21:41

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 2652Chris Keegan

Since coming off the diet he's just ballooned

07/02/18 20:19:32

 
Chris Halliwell Vote score: 4415Chris Halliwell

Rubber Johnny.

07/02/18 20:04:12

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5028Mr Dome

In attempts to stem a falling population in rural areas, NHS Scotland introduce mobile sperm banks

07/02/18 22:56:40

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 26918Tony Edwards

Pantaballoons

07/02/18 20:25:33

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19295Ian Skelding

"Looks like Willy Wonka still hasn't perfected his 3 course dinner gum."

07/02/18 20:15:55

 
Tristen Westwood Tristen Westwood

Dr Jones had to concede this was the worse case of varicose veins they had ever seen

08/02/18 14:29:35

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6317Pussy Galore

"I think you need to work on other parts of your body, Dave. Your legs are mussel-bound."

08/02/18 0:50:40

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 6317Pussy Galore

"We'll never catch the culprit, Sarge. The witness says she doesn't recall any outstanding features and he hasn't left any fingerprints."

08/02/18 0:33:46

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 5028Mr Dome

Suicide bomber mis-interprets ‘wear a pair of trousers that blow up’

07/02/18 23:07:35

 
Michael Winner Vote score: 20780Michael Winner

This guy is completely bladdered.

07/02/18 20:46:15

 
Glyn Evans Vote score: 4805Glyn Evans

"Got a serious case of blue balls?"

07/02/18 20:19:16

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 2652Chris Keegan

Party Pants

07/02/18 20:11:48

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6109Vanessa the Guesser

When haemorrhoids get out of hand

07/02/18 20:09:45

 
Chorlton and the Wheelies Vote score: 10Chorlton and the Wheelies

Faraday realised there was a glitch to his floatation invention.

15/02/18 20:22:31

 
Claire Bownds Claire Bownds

Just popping on a pair of trousers

12/02/18 12:14:16

 
Rachel Forsyth Rachel Forsyth

And suddenly it became clear why the instructions had said to inflate the balloons BEFORE attaching them to oneself.

09/02/18 19:25:50

 
Gavin smithers Vote score: 150Gavin smithers

Does my thumb look big in this?

08/02/18 14:53:42

 
Dave Bryan Vote score: 1564Dave Bryan

Long-sighted optimist

08/02/18 9:07:30

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17695John Glover

"Nicole?"
"Popper?"

07/02/18 22:26:49

 
James F Vote score: 823James F

Joe couldn't afford a bouncy castle, so this was the next best option.

07/02/18 22:05:42

 
John  Glover Vote score: 17695John Glover

"Why isn't Cyril at the party?"
"Oh, he was, but he's popped out."

07/02/18 22:01:46

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32249Welsh Rarebit

Doctor: "So Mr Smith, what makes you think that you've got Lyme Disease?"

07/02/18 21:55:56

 
larry G. Vote score: 1045larry G.

Bubble wrap.

07/02/18 21:50:28

 
Troompa Loompa Vote score: 15865Troompa Loompa

Philip Hammond's inflation warning.

07/02/18 21:43:47

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 2944Vivvy En

His opponents were pissed when Dave found a cunning way to load his waterbombs

07/02/18 21:02:06

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 10752Dan Nicholls

I think that we have seen enough superhero movies. I sure as shit won't be going to see Blackberry-man.

07/02/18 20:52:34

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 10752Dan Nicholls

"The plan is to run at that cactus and try and make a frigging loud POP."

07/02/18 20:50:38

 
Andrea Ivey Vote score: 802Andrea Ivey

Tom was ready for a gang bang

07/02/18 20:21:33

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19299John Llamas

This is when we found out he had a latex allergy, it’s the last photo of my late-ex.

07/02/18 20:18:51

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19299John Llamas

“To be fair ....... I did say ‘show us your plums’.”

07/02/18 20:15:24

 
Pete  Vote score: 18532Pete

I entered Morecambe Bay a 7 stone weakling and came out a mussel man.

07/02/18 20:09:09

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 2652Chris Keegan

This should be condomed

07/02/18 20:08:19

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 19295Ian Skelding

Joe was a bit deflated.

07/02/18 20:06:05

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 6109Vanessa the Guesser

Out of puff daddy

07/02/18 20:00:54

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32249Welsh Rarebit

"I suppose a blow-job is out of the question?"

07/02/18 20:00:44

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 32249Welsh Rarebit

Prick Teaser

07/02/18 20:00:13

 
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