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Claudia could always tell when Susie was using her Dyson DC9000 in the flat above.
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Dave E Vote score: 401Dave E

Claudia could always tell when Susie was using her Dyson DC9000 in the flat above.

06/11/17 12:25:10

 
C CaMel Vote score: 4141C CaMel

Large floater in toilet

06/11/17 12:04:26

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12380Dan Nicholls

"Careful love, the bath water might be hot".

06/11/17 12:16:00

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"Perhaps you should turn the whirlpool bath down a bit, dear?"

06/11/17 12:49:06

 
Ian Skelding Vote score: 20556Ian Skelding

The Exorcistern

06/11/17 15:55:54

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29238Tony Edwards

Out-of-body wash experience.

06/11/17 12:16:23

 
Neil Mackenzie Vote score: 9137Neil Mackenzie

Women try not to break wind in company, they hold it in till they get to the bathroom.

06/11/17 16:11:09

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 808Spycenwolf

Crapparition.

06/11/17 16:40:42

 
Vanessa  the Guesser Vote score: 8028Vanessa the Guesser

"Get out of my bathroom!"
"Sorry, but possession is nine tenths of the law".

06/11/17 15:56:54

 
Vivvy En Vote score: 4067Vivvy En

The Hotel InSpectre was due shortly to give a few pointers on making bathrooms more inviting

06/11/17 14:45:02

 
Tony Edwards Vote score: 29238Tony Edwards

Ghouls rush in where angels fear to tread.

06/11/17 13:03:53

 
John  Glover Vote score: 18892John Glover

"While you're up there, see if you can get that blood stain off the ceiling for me darling."

06/11/17 12:53:36

 
Pussy Galore Vote score: 7065Pussy Galore

"Really, love, I think it's time you got treatment for your fear of water."

06/11/17 12:36:58

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12380Dan Nicholls

Take two bottles into the shower? Now I just Wash & Ghost.

06/11/17 12:19:27

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12380Dan Nicholls

Gary just couldn't put his finger on why his new B&B wasn't a roaring success.

06/11/17 12:16:59

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35636Welsh Rarebit

Gnatalie

06/11/17 12:00:12

 
Tosser Wivlov Vote score: 5590Tosser Wivlov

I don't get it. She's nearly 5 years old and your little Susan is still in nappies.

06/11/17 21:11:24

 
Something  Something Vote score: 111Something Something

I told you to us a spirit LEVEL to fit the new bathroom.

06/11/17 17:41:15

 
Spycenwolf  Vote score: 808Spycenwolf

Well, she had been circling the drain for a while.

06/11/17 17:01:16

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5608Chris Keegan

Having heard the expression ‘many hands make light work’, they were delighted at how much it brightened up the bathroom!

06/11/17 16:42:52

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 304Tiny Alien

Phantene for ghouls

06/11/17 15:53:57

 
Mr Dome  Vote score: 6571Mr Dome

Have you finished fitting the bathroom yet?
Yes, I'm just doing the sealing

06/11/17 12:55:20

 
John Llamas Vote score: 19751John Llamas

Spirits were high after the arms deal was completed.

06/11/17 12:50:35

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5608Chris Keegan

The police were familiar with dismembered body parts however they were most perplexed to find Snoopy’s head..

06/11/17 12:43:09

 
Jonathan Allsopp Vote score: 2800Jonathan Allsopp

When Regan found that her brother had used her razor, she hit the roof.

06/11/17 12:24:58

 
Dan Nicholls Vote score: 12380Dan Nicholls

Brilliant; I can always use a hand wiping my arse at my age.

06/11/17 12:21:27

 
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5608Chris Keegan

How many times do I have to tell you to wash your hands after you have used the toilet??!!!

06/11/17 12:06:17

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... and your Ghoulies --John Llamas
Chris Keegan Vote score: 5608Chris Keegan

Hands free shower

06/11/17 12:04:25

 
Tiny Alien Vote score: 304Tiny Alien

New formulated shampoo for extra-zest

06/11/17 12:01:39

 
Welsh Rarebit Vote score: 35636Welsh Rarebit

I wouldn't go into the bathroom when the missus is Ju-on.

06/11/17 12:00:05

 
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